TEXT RAGE 2 – bit poetry by r. stevie moore 2010 "SPEAKS" TEXT RAGE – bit poetry DISC 2 ======================================== SPEAKS Hello kiddies This is your old Uncle Steve With another bedtime storey Hey children, sample my voice Free of charge I’m gonna seem to have a lot of rockin’ I’m gonna come and seem to have a lot of rockin’ I’m gonna have a lot of rockin’, it seems I’m gonna seem to have a lot of rockin’ tonight I’m gonna seem to have a a lot Twinge? Tweenge twoange Go to your room Twinge? Tweenge twoange Go to your room Twinge? Tweenge twoange Go to your room Twinge? Tweenge twoange Go to your room We can day a break Break a day And come back For right now, though, let’s Let’s day a break We’ll break a day And come back the following Yeah, yeah Let’s day a break Break a day We’ll day a break Break for a day We’ll day for a break And we won’t even count that one Then the one right after We’ll come back Get back to work But for right now let’s Day a break. Take the fifth You ain’t gonna say nothin’ Take the fifth You ain’t got to say nothin’ Anyway Back to court Take the stand You don’t have to say. Stop suffering Sorry it is so Stop suffering Sorry it is so Stop suffering Sorry it is so Stopped suffering Sorry it was so Eric Andre texted Eric Mayer What do you wanna do? Why did they cross the road? To get to the other Sidebottom So was LimeWire a bust? It’s all 12 January You have cheered me up Twenty Tenfold Fruitgum company Now at popular prices Now showing I’m a drug addict And I’m quite happy here Straight and sober Equals Irritations Lobotomy Walk out onto the plane wing And you’ll see: NO STEP Rodney Vodka Ricky Whiskey Roger Scotch Ryan Wine Robert Bourbon Ken Gin Tila Tequila RIP Peterbilt So up Soup Sew up With needle ‘n thread So up! Soup Chunky! Peanut butter soup With needle and thread You have cheered me up Twenty tenfold. Mama mama What’s all this big deal about That I need an editor? Gonna tie my hands up Behind my back, yeah Strangulation Just a fraction of me will do. Ya know these days Ya know, these days This era I’m startin’ to get so feeble and lazy And noncommittal That the only way I can continue to create audio Is to have a vocal mike set up And all I gotta do is hit a button I don’t hafta pick up anything I don’t hafta do anything In fact, even that’s too much So, continuing in this vein This is an instruction to my… Nuno, you need to take all of these parts And put them together as you see fit Doesn’t matter if I approve or not Here’s the contract Sign where it X’s in red And we’ll get things going Pretty much instantaneously posthumously. Hurry up Why you take so long? You think I got all day? Let’s go Move it Twiddling my thumbs Glancing at my watch Pacing down the hall Careful not to fall Turtle race Snail’s race Wrinkled face In outer space Coming up next on BET Black American Idol A Pete Smith Specialty Manual manic Annual anecdote A people A people Manual manic Annual anecdote A people A people Then I wrote: Sir Isaac Newton Experimentia Psychopomp (shamanism) Collagen Elastin A Pete Smith Specialty Manual manic Annual anecdote A people A people London bridge is falling down Terry Burrows Andy Partridge Mccartney and wings Margaret thatcher Richard Anderson Cherry red Paul mccartney and wings You know, I’ve just noticed Part of my leg has gotten smaller You know that part right in the middle of your leg That kinda bulges out Between the bottom half and the bottom half? It’s getting’ smaller It’s shrinking That part of my leg is gettin’ small I don’t know what I’m gonna do about it Call my doctor Knee, grow! Hardin, Scheff and Tutt Hardin, Scheff and Tutt Hardin, Scheff and Tutt Hardin, Scheff and Tutt Harden chef and touch Wilkinson You don’t eat dessert before the meal You’re catching me Right in the middle of a meltdown Am I supposed to try and hide it? Fuck no! Salt first, sugar later You don’t eat dessert before the meal Cookies ain’t an appetizer Ice cream ain’t the salad Cake and pie are afterthoughts Salt first, sugar later Check check check check cash Hip rop rap pop hap hip hop Hey, I just figured out what rap really is: Poetry in motion Am I close? Hip rop rap pop hap hip hop Was I close? Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Ok, bye. “Who was that?” The Yes Album I may be nuts but I’m not that nuts They sure gon bleep that’n out They damn sure gon bleep that’n out This is like the old days Fall in, cats This is just like the old days Fall in, cats How’s friend? Company’s comin’ Better stand up my mattress Company’s com… uh No, it’s just Krys Better stock up on Post-It Notes It’s the only way we communicate We communicate with Post-It Notes That’s all she wrote. What’s a veteran progressive popster DIY home recording genius Gotta do to get a drink around here? Idle time scan Idle time scan Rubber baby buggy bumpers Miasma of perfidy From brilliant to irritant MP3 blind mice Learn to listen, not hear It’s raining menopause button Awkward / awesome From brilliant to irritant Idle time scan. Please! No singing No dancing No swearing This is a respectable house Those rapidly implied passing chords Just make the isotopes in my brain explode Why do you lie about Worship Lords? There will be no more Why do you lie about Worship Lords? There will be no more. IRA Ira Gitler Ira North Ira Robbins Ira Kaplan IRA Dodo Marmarosa Swashbuckler filibuster Out-maneuvers you And further we slide They spoke with their pocketbooks Diabolical diet Swashbuckler filibuster Out-maneuvered me And further we slide They spoke without their pocketbooks Diabolical diet Levitational bargain bins Dubious, discuss Levitational bargain bins Dubious, discuss Levitational bargain bins Dubious, discuss Levitational bargain bins Dubious, discuss Tangy gnat, exit music Tangy gnat, exit music Tangy gnat, exit music Tangy gnat, exit music Levitational bargain bins Dubious, discuss Levitational bargain bins Dubious, discuss Levitational bargain bins Dubious, discuss Exit music, tangy gnat Was not closed properly It’s not responding Foibles! The Rank Organisation Contacts risqué Americurse Junkman, junkman If you can’t use it I sure can Junkman WFMU with Michael Jackson WFMU with Michael Buble WFMU with Michael J. Pollard Fox WFMU with Michael Douglas WFMU with Michael Jordan WFMU with Michael Jodry WFMU with Michael Hopper WFMU with Michael Landon WFMU with Michael Gorbachev WFMU with Michael Clarke WFMU with Michael Phelps WFMU with Michael Keaton WFMU with Michael Nesmith WFMU with Michael Vick WFMU with Michael Moore WFMU with Michael rode a boat ashore WFMU with Michael Row the Boat a-Shelley Honey I want your bod I don’t believe in Godfish Honey I want your bod I don’t believe in Godcast Honey I want your bod I don’t believe you lod, you cheated God bodflesh Honey she wants my rod I don’t believe in Mod Lang Honey she wants Ken Dodd Dod Honey I want your bod I don’t believe in Godflesh Honey I want your bod Remember to nod if you disagree to agree Bod I don’t believe in wad o’ cash Honey I want Voivod I don’t believe in plastercaster Rock Dodd Sod Honey I want your bod I don’t believe in the Oddsquad Honey I want her bod I don’t believe in Godfish Honey I want your bod I don’t believe in car keys Honey I want your god Let’s go to Cape Cod Cod Levitational garbage Levitational bargain bins’ Dubious, discuss Levitational bargain bins’ Dubious, discuss Tangy gnat Educational tardy slips Imitate art Invitational garden state Imitate art Congregational pardon me Imitate art Imitate Sharon Tate Imitate Sharon Tate Inspirational target group Dubious, discuss Observational punchin’ bag Imitate art Little Nat Big Nat Tangy gnat Breet gave up, wouldn’t you? For the Haitian retarded men Dubious, discuss Levitational bargain bins’ Dubious, discuss I think Donna just pulled up Jessika Simpsonal garbage bag Dubious disgust. Text me, sexy I’ll use white-out TMI Cheese and lettuce sandwiches T M I My eyes don’t listen so good sometimes Hot nocturne hood pass Epic scale I’m unwelcome I’m unwelcome Text me, sexy Faust, oh Papetti! A healthy dose of thank you George Butch Rock in opposition Rotten opposition Iodine in my coffee Love many, trust few Text me, sexy Always paddle your own canoe Love many, trust few They used to get Mozart out of bed by playing C D E F G A B He had to get up to play that final missing C. Love many, trust few Always paddle your own canoe Gonna pump butt No questions asked I’m unwelcome. Demos Them O’s again Pickin up O-2 at O’Hare O heh O heh O O’Tool Pickin up O’Toole at O’Hare O Henry Oh say, can U C? E3 Odelay Beck O-la Fuckin Beck, 2 Becks, Beiderbecks Ola Oh Demos Doesn’t anybody owe me? Odelay Beck O-la Fuckin Beck, 2 Becks, Beiderbecks Ola OK! O Effendi Aight Aight That’s about as best as I can jewish That’s about the best as I can jewish Aight aight I guess I’m ready Demos O’s Those O’s Cherrios Them O’s Demos How much do I owe you, daddy? How much do I owe humanity? How much do I owe you, Joe Pro? How much do I owe you, humanity? Demos Them O’s Ever since I’ze a baby I owes you I need proof How much do I owe ya, Mama? How much do I owe you, Spunky Monkey? Dem O’s How much do I owe ya, Joe Pro? How much do I owe ya, Yella Rose? Them O’s Got me feelin down Oh’s Colliding circles Dem O’s How much do I owe ya, Sister Krys? How much do I owe ya? Owen Bradley Otis Fodder O. C. Smith Okeephenokee Oh dem O’s Over the rainbow Omar Sharif Obamalamadingdong Obituary O holy night Oasis Oh, the places we’ll go Oakland Raiders Didn’t do it See? Forgot! I forgot See? Forgot! Didn’t do it See? Forgot! I forgot to See? Forgot! Didn’t do it I had planned to Didn’t do it I forgot Didn’t forget To remember See? Forgot! Didn’t do it See? Forgot! See? Memory loss It’s just what they predicted It’s true It has happened What was I talking about? The hidden camera The hidden Aztec camera 21 and over 21! And over Caps lock The hidden camera The hidden Aztec camera Chillax Ways and Means Committee Too Much Freedom of Information Act Ways and Means Committee Too Much Freedom of Information Act The dreaded mass-artist sing-along Tremendousfucking.com Just wait til I catch you at the top of the stairs Outburst The hidden camera The hidden Aztec camera Mashups and drop-ins The damage was what? Democrats, uncross your arms Democrats, uncross your arms A kick in the pussy is just getting my feet wet My dirty look is in the laundry. By David Shrigley: One hour later I slap you I am suffering nightly And the doctor has nowt to say Black polish is ready on the brush One hour later I slap you Stop the lap dance I want to go home Not quite halfway through One hour later I slap you Try shutting your eye No beginning or end Birds overwhelm us One hour later I slap you She’s ready to pounce and she weighs a ton Neither useful nor thought-provoking I got nut ache Don’t say the word ‘shit’ Make art, not friends Dressed like a snail One hour later you slap me Hungry dogs eat dirty pudding I wrote a letter on the computer And the next day it was gone I wanna spend my wages Whose teeth are these? Are they yours? I make badly mistakes all the time Call me whatever, or Dave. Veto the vote! Big dig St. Ives Would you were you me? Womb to tomb We service major brands Veto the vote! Advertisement: clicking will not affect upload Draws scrutiny Sleet Sleet Sleet Rodan It shall be done Sisters abducted by their Dad Right now your low self esteem Is just good common sense Veto the vote! And now A shift in perspective The Great Firewall of China That’s false advertising Top story: Rural urban rural Expand collapse Down to the footer A shift in perspective will return. And now Back to A shift in perspective Blue blood vessels = sad Red blood vessels = hot I had not, I had not Green blood vessels = jealous Yellow jaundice Clear blood vessels R invisible And then he realized that he was talking out loud. Amber alert Amber alert Amber alert Amber alert Amber alert Amber alert Amber alert Amber alert Amber alert Amber alert Amber alert Amber alert Amber alert Amber alert. Top right corner folded over fwd Centrifugal bumble-puppy Huxley Top right corner folded over fwd Centrifugal bumble-puppy Huxley Thank you for having me Get outside Ditzy and dimwitted Jimmie Driftwood Imbruglia Thank you for having me Top right corner folded over fwd Centrifugal bumble-puppy Huxley Thank you for having me. There's nothing to decide Time catches up, then it sets you free I made a donation With my gambling I know them tall trees Don't do a thing for me I let 'em go up So stop your rambling Oh what a life one can lead If you bleed, what you need They call me at the crack of dawn And expect me to show on time Then I'll find what is on the line Through panes of glass Tongues of fire Walls of barbed wire We're filming every day This week on the Shores of the Holy Sea Maybe we'll find some mercy. (“Stunt Doubles” by Lane Steinberg) Hi, this is pop star RSM Stranded at Chavez Ravine Can you come pick me up? For sex? Come quick! Bring camcorder Thanks. I got cookies and chips And Doritos and pretzels All kinds of good health food What’s for lunch? I like my cheeses I like Swiss and American And cheddar and provolone And Monterey Jack Let’s have something to eat I got bread I need some rolls We got some salad and some garlic I’d like to have, um How about some sorbet? Arguably The single most important _____ In American history Let’s try that one again, let’s not Arguably The single most important _____ In American history R. Stevie Moore laughs ( * ) Arguably The single most important _____ In American history Top right corner. Mother Goose rhymes Rhythm ‘N Blues You know what I’m sayin? Mother Goose rhymes Rhythm ‘N Blues You know what I’m sayin? Clark Howard ex-stooge I’m a cynical critic You’re a critical cynic Stepping on your turf Ub Iwerks Howdy duty Confusiasm Confusiasm Confusiasm Electrical soil You know what I’m sayin? Well, Mama Anytime I hear a loud voice outside I prance across the room I gotta look. It’s Hillbilly Day! I’m eatin’ some potato chips And having a good old time Just finished with my daily ritual Orgy of one Just try to masturbate As well as I used to 30, 40 years ago Can’t be done I sure enjoy trying. Sell R Watch me on the news They got me playing the blues I don’t know why. I am woman Self-love shelf life I am woman Hear me roar Self-love shelf life. R hear me roar I am woman Self-love Sisters R doin it for themselves Shelf life Hear me roar I am womb Twinge Tweenge twoange Go to your room Twinge Tweenge twoange Go to your room Dear? Your brother wants to give you the list of duties Howdy duty Go to your room Twinge? Tweenge twoange Come to my room. Nuno poco nuno Nuno franco nuno Nuno KO nuno Topo nuno boota Nuno dago nuno Nuno tiptoe nuno Nuno mia nuno Topo nuno Loretta Nuno Leo nuno Nuno zebo nuno Nuno banjo nuno Topo nuno Plantenga Nuno hoho nuno Nuno soho nuno Nuno no know nuno Nuno, how so? Nuno Topo nuno Giggio Nuno Joepro nuno Nuno depot nuno Nuno Cano nuno Topo nuno Loretta Nuno chateau nuno Nuno plateau nuno Nuno bureau nuno Topo nuno boota. Have you heard the news? What did it say? I just can’t seem to get a handle on it Well, take it down a notch Then I’ll even get less of a handle on it Well then, take it back up 2 notches Now I got a handle on it I bet you do! But… I just can’t seem to get a handle on it Well then, take it down a notch Then I’ll even get less of a handles on it Well then, take it back up 3 notches Now I got 3 handles on it I bet you do! Do! Do! This just in: Brad Jackson was a member of the Jackson Fried Good Fridee Palm sundee Jerk me off, Madoff Easter pudding cummer Facial shot Jackson Good Friday the 13th Rabbits foot black cat pussy Claudia Linnear & Alecia Keys Palm sundee Palmiero palm palm Easter pudding cummer Facial shot Brad Jackson was in the Jackson Fried. Well, I seem to got a little bit of a Head cold here Can you tell that? Can you hear it? Been sick for about three days It’s not really throat related I ain’t got much problem swallowing Or coughing It’s all concentrated in the head And my eyes are terrible And my nose and nasal passages Forget about it And I just wanted to let you know I just blew my nose for the 47th 47000th time this week And here’s the toilet paper that I blew it in on Cou-wouldja look at this? Look Now how would you feel about eatin’ that? Would you do that for me? Use your imagination Go over the edge Extend thy boundaries Just lick it up a little? I wanna watch Hold on, lemme get the camcorder Alright, I’m back You don’t wanna eat it? It’s not for me neither I don’t think I want it Have a nice day! I’m just gonna commit suicide I hate wearin’ shirts But that just means I can’t be around nobody Cause I don’t want anybody to see me Without wearin’ no shirt I hate wearin’ shirts Hold on UPS truck Is that your phone? Matthews and Son Eddie Matthews He was with the Philadelphia Reds? Or was that the Mugwumps? This track incorporates elements of flash Please alert us to any difficulties Click to enter Hmm, Matthews “Click” “Click” Hmm, not responding. “Click” Alert!!!!! This is too difficult! Matthews and Son A world comprised entirely of Market forces The city under the city Elvis’ velvet is felt. Forum. Matthews and Son Good to know Good to know! Bedroom rap cult Digested flags Protein shake Who’s hungry? Rsm – pop under the underground with Matthews and Sonwumps. Czar Child czar WTF do you live for? Join the Marines Can’t get a good Grasp grip on it Czar (It had) that certain something Join the Marines Ogden Nashville Ogg Vorbis These are all starting to sound like Don Van Vliet And I need to try on a different day (Frank? Is he here? Getting’ coffee? Could you stop the machine?) Maybe I’ve reached my limit Besides the fact that I’m not feeling so well And my voice doesn’t sound so hot Maybe I’ve gone overboard Maybe I should stop Let it go It’s just that this has become an addiction Daily voice recordings I don’t wanna make music anymore It’s too much work This isn’t too much work at all But whaddya know? I’ve taken it to its extreme as well The man needs an editor, and The moment I have to stop being R. Stevie Moore I can’t imagine what that means It’s killing me But, to stop? Is virtually impossible So Oh, Frank’s back? Ok Hope you didn’t record that. YOU DID?! Hello Mr. EMI Before George Martin passes away I would just like to thank him Would you please pass this along? I’ll hold, yes Hello, Capitol? Capitol Records? Oh, Capitol Tower Yes Before George Martin passes away I would just like to thank him Would you please pass this along? Shop steward, shop shop steward Man overboard Do not pick up hitchhikers Respectfullyo Chutney stasis Shop steward, shop shop steward Tacky animated gifs and shitty html Right. Gdnight. This is making me very uncomfortable We knew him when This is making me very uncomfortable We knew him when We knew him when This is making me very uncomfortable But I asked for it We knew him when We knew him when This is making me very uncomfortable But I asked for it We knew him when We knew him when This is making me very uncomfortable Very uncomfortable But I asked for it We knew him when. Inspection I’m gonna give you an inspection I’m gonna give you a full inspection Sho do miss Jo dree Twinge? Tweenge twoange April fools How to disable flash on the camera? Lightning bolt They suck! Inspection I’m gonna give you a inspection I’m gonna give you a foolish inspection Twinge? Tweengw twoange April fools Negro spirituals. I’d like to bring up Reverend frank Hughesdsfuija Thank you very much Turmoil An ordinary man writing songs 4 ordinary people Turmoil, oop (Man says NO MUSIC) Well, I’ll just read the words: Lonely is an eyesore File under science fiction An alltime flipout inorbit Mother to end all mothers Haile overrated, meow ow White stripes & black keys Make out tape, Johnny Rivers’ poor side of town Come in my ear Such as it was Tale of the tape Whatevs On your shit list I begga pardon Person non gratia Turmoil Whatevs presley. Amendment! Erikah Badu in Dealey Plaza Amendment! Pounce perks Angry constituents He just cold me Y’know what I love about cottage cheese? When I put Mrs. Dash on top of it Amendment! Erikah Badu in Dealey Plaza Pencil necked geek Pay more while getting less Amendment! Y’know I just remembered something: They don’t slam that door upstairs, They walk away letting it slam itself! Amendment! Erikah Badu in Dealey Plaza Check, please! Fair Park Will you have an affair w/me? Will you have an affair w/me? Will you have an affair w/me? Fair Park Parking with Susan Saltonstall Fair Park Will you have an affair w/me? Don’t worry, your folks won’t find out Click send New msg received: “I knew you when I know you now, but Not how you think. I think! You seem ….. different.” Click send New msg received: Will you have another affair w/me? Will you have another affair w/me? Fair Park Don’t worry, your folks won’t find out XOXO Click send New msg received: Remind me later Click. Honey Meet me after work Over there at Owen Bradley’s Quonset Hut Hey, you guys Wanna have a game of poker? Tonight? I’m busy But if you want Come and meet me over at Owen Bradley’s Quonset Hut I’ll be there. I have got to quit checkin’ my Facebook I have got to stop wasting time checkin’ my Facebook I have got to turn the computer off I have got to stop myself from turning the computer back on Just to get on Facebook I got to stop checking on my Facebook. Pardon My Blooper Huh! Ha How you doing? I’m Kermit Schaefer Welcome to our show The tonight Tonight The And Sisters From the old country The A-N-D And Sisters Your forefathers, in other words, 4 Foremothers Or, sisters And they’re gonna do their song tonight called “You’re So Un-fun!” Let’s hear it for them Pardon my blooper! Sofa king It’s the Sofa King And we have lots of couches on sale tonight at Bob’s Furniture Give me that gag order Sofa King Telephone 333-467-???? Pardon my Blooper! We’re back now I’m Kermit Schaefer We’re not closed properly When we left last set Be best to power off, come back on 2 drink minimum Declined to be paid for his work Well, he’s gone Dick Clark meets Stanley Kubrick You’ve seen that other guy Zacherle? Hoyt Axton, no Walter Alston, that’s the guy! As if you didn’t know As if you didn’t know Looking at me like, As if you didn’t know You know that I know that you knew! AIYDK AIYDK As if you didn’t know Dead Kennedys Which are the The new silent majority White is the new Black I read that today Pardon my Blooper Told you! Kay can eat it too Cash strapped City of quartz Key thinking elite Be there as soon as I get my smile on straight Kay can eat it too School evashalation time R. Steven the Ego Captain I make this face a lot ( -o- ) Jennifer Westhoven Interoperability Silly putty everybody Silly putty everywhere Because of everybody Kay can eat it too Her financial services We want to help you with your problem We can stand in between you and the IRS Cash strapped city of quartz KO can eat it too. It’s 5:15 Time to overdose. END TRANSMISSION. ---------------------------------------- next is *MIND CRACK* material? (2 B assembled) continued? "NEXT PAGE" (Dec 2010) |