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IMMA GONNA KILL YOUR PARENTS
(MAYBE)
KILL MINE FIRST?
I DONE THINK SO
SO, YEAH
AIN'T GOT NOTHIN TO DO BUT
MOW THE YARD - AGAIN
FILM VEHICLE
ALDO NOVA FORMICA
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE
I'M CAUSING A STIR
TRADITIONAL POT PIE
TOPPED WITH LARD OR BUTTER
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350 FLUTES
910 GO SLOW
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YOU'RE ON!
NEW ACT, NEW SONG,
NEW TREND, NEW BAND,
NEW LOOK, SAME SHITE
NEW AGE, NEW GIG
ALL AGES
SLIDING SCALE
SIERRA NEVADA TORPEDO BEAR
PEDO BARE
YOU'RE ON.
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RINGLING BROTHERS AND
BARNUM & BAILEY SURPLUS
WE SAW A RAINBOW, YA KNOW?
WE RODE ON IT LIKE A ROUNDABOUT OFF RAMP
FOLDING CHAIR, FOLDING CHAIRS
I LOVES ME SOME FOLDING CHAIRS
NOT ONLY IS THIS
THE LAST SHOW OF THE TOUR
BUT UNFORTUNATELY
IT'S THE LAST SHOW WE'LL EVER DO
I'M SORRY
I FORGOT TO BRING MY BAND
REFUNDS WILL BE ISSUED
AT THE BOX OFFICE
IN THE BOX LUNCH BOX
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THIS, THAT AND THE OTHER
IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
SULLY SULLENVEGGIEBURGER RECORDS
DRIPS AND DRIBBLES
MINCED OATH - MENTAL!
DESPISE YOUR SURPRISE
HORNY MOANS
TASTELESS DROPLETS
SO WAS SHE
ORWELL CALLED IT A THOUGHTCRIME
OUT OF PRINT VACUUM
LSD DUCKBLIND
PLUS SIZES G2WB
BEQUEATHAL TO POSTERITY
REBLOCK TQ 48 HRS FRI
DESPITE YOUR SURPRISE
LEMMY TWIGS

HANDSOME EMBROIDERY
FORGO THE UMBRELLA
YOU WANT THE OBVIOUS
YOU'LL GET THE OBVIOUS
OLD NEWS
OLD FAKE NEWS
HANDY CHEST POCKET
WATER DRIES - BY AIR
BUT DRY CANNOT GET WET
DRY AIR
SULLYING - MY REPUTATION
IAMBIC PENTAMETER
DANGLING PARTICIPLES
I THINK I TOOK TOO MANY ASPIRIN
NEW OLDS
BENEFACTOR
DECADES AGO JUST YESTERDAY
SAY WHY YOU CAN'T GO
WOULD I? HAIR LIP!
WOULD I RATHER LIVE TO 90?
OR 70 INSTEAD?
SEE THAT YOU DO!
MAX FACTOR

RUN THIS TIME
ALWAYS RUN ON THIS SITE
CONSTRUCTION SITE
ALWAYS WEAR HARD HAT
HARD HAT OGG VORBIS
VORBIS PRESLEY
TROUSER PRESSLY
PROMOSEXUAL / PROSTHETIC
GET OVER HERE
320K
ONLY CHILD
SO IS WAYNE COYNE NO LONGER HIPSTER JESUS?
I DON'T KEEP TRACK, JACKY WHITE
CHEEPNIX
JACKY BLUE
MY ANTICS ON LOCKDOWN
THE WORLD ON LOCKDOWN
LIGHTNING QUICK TEMPER
NEVER HIT SEND
GET THE NEW ALBUM, OUT NOW

"IDEA"

IDEA, I HAVE NO IDEA
IDEA, I JUST CAME UP WITH (ONE)
IDEE, I JUST CAME UP WITH (AN)
ALIYA (REP IN PEACE)

IKEA
I'LL SEE YA
SOPHIA, WHERE'S THE MONEY YOU OWE ME?
IDEA RECORDS, I DEAL RECORDS
FROM MY CARTRUNK
GET OVER HEAH
KARMANN GHIA
ONOMATOPEA
DIARRHEA PLANET HOLLWOOD DO
I'LL SEE YA
WEA, SIGNED TO
I HAVE SOME IDEA
I JUST CAME UP WITH NOTHING
I HAVE LITTLE IDEA

DEEP TO LEFT!
AUDACITY BKWDS STRETCHED
AND THE PITCH
BE A JOIK, GO TO WOIK!
I GOT ENOUGH TO DO RIGHT HERE!
RAP CALL & RESPONSE: REPEAT LAST WORDS

IF YOU DON'T FEED ME, I WON'T EAT!
Y'ALL GOIN OVER TO THE
SPAGHETTI SUPPER
DOWN AT THE SCHOOL?
FEW AND FAR BETWEEN
BRING ME TO CLIMAX
SHORT STORIES
FLESH 4 LULU
^ HIGH MAINTENANCE
v LOW MAINTENANCE
ANALYSIS IS ANAL
OMGA
TRADE UNION
HIGH QUALITY HEADQUARTERS
GRAND THEFT, AUTOBAHN
VALLEY VIEW
GENE LOVES JEZEBEL

2015
DO IT ALL.
do it all.
DISPERSE. OR FACE ARREST.
disperse. or face arrest
APPARATUS COLLAPSE
apparatus collapse
LABEL LAUNCH
label launch
OH SNAP
oh snap
TAKING SCISSORS TO ALL CASSETTE TAPES
taking scissors to all cassette tapes
EXTREME MODIFICATION
extreme modification
RELINQUISH
relinquish
PETTY CASH
petty cash
PREFAB SPROUTS
prefab sprouts
TOAD THE WET SPROCKETS
toads the wet sprocket
TET OFFENSIVE
tet offensive
WILD ANIMAL DIES, EQUALS=
wild animal dies, equals
INSTANT FEAST FOR SURROUNDING COMMUNITY
instant feast for surrounding community
FAILURE PRONE
failure prone
MAVS WIN PROHIBITUARY
mavs win
prohibituary
GOD H8S 6FLAGS
god hates six flags
absentminded scatterbrain
ABSENTMINDED SCATTERBRAIN
no bro
NO BRO
apparatus norv
APPARATUS NORV
red norvo
LIKE IT? SUBSCIBE! WHO CARES?
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HAT TRICK
5/4 FLUTES
HOT AIR BALLOON
WAYNE COYNE, BRING BACK
DONALD STERLING, BRING
#AROD HOTROD BALLOON
I'M MYLIE CYRUS TROJAN VIRUS
100 MOTHERS DAY OF INVENTION
PURSUIT & CAPTURED TRACKS OF WAX
KLIPH SCURLOCK, PRESTON SPURLOCK
DOWN
WORD TO YOUR MOTHER
DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
UKRAINE! INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
#HAT TIP OBAMACAREBEARS
MAY I? YES, YOU MAY.
FORT HOODY
I WANT TO BELIEVE

STATUS FACTION
LIGHTNING BUGS & FIREFLIES
I GOT ALL DAY
STARE DOWN CONTEST
DISCOGS DOT COM
ALGAE VS. ALGEBRA
AFTER THE JUMP
IMMUNE SUPPORT
ON PRESUMING TO BE MODERN
I DON'T WANT THAT
READJUSTMENTS
HEMPERATURE
KINDA HIGH RIGHT NOW
A RADICAL WITH A PUBLICIST
WILDLY AMBITIOUS
DISCLOSURE CLOSURE
JENNY'S ADULT STORE

RETIREMENT SCHOLARSHIP MEDAL
SORRY 2 DISAPPOINT
I MISSED MY GIRL (WHILE I WAS AWAY)
PETRO
ATTON NOMENY
ROCK AND ROLL IS OVER
BED HAIR
I OPEN THIS DOOR
WALK IN, CLOSE IT BEHIND ME.
I CANNOT FIT IN THIS ROOM!

HOAX! COAX THE FOLKS
DO WHAT HE SAYS
I JUST ASSUMED
GmbH & CO.
COLLARBONE & CLAVICLE
CURVE IN THE ROAD
SHORT ORDER COOK
BENNIE-DILLON BLDG

PIVOT
SKIP INTRO
SPITTONS
BENEFACTOR
CHITLIN CIRCUIT
CITATIONS
BLANCO BASURA
TEARING UP HERE
TEERING
TIER
MAKER'S MARK ENEMA
SULTAN OF SWAT
KILL SWITCH
IS IT OK TO ADMIT THAT I NEED CHEERING UP?
STEVIETIME
SUPERBOWL BULLETPROOF VEST
I CAN'T FIND MY RHEUMATIZ MEDCINE
THE MEDS
INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
LUNCH COUNTER
WISDOM TEETH
GEZUNDHEIT
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP
LOGICALLY FLAWED
CONTEMPT OR DISREPUTE
DIANE AND TOM SAWYER
SOME SEMBLANCE OF MEANING
DAILY AFFIRMATION

STEMS
ABSENTMINDED SCATTERBRAIN
YOU ARE MY DAY
FOREFRONT OF MY FOREHEAD
BY WHOM?
LEADING THE CHARGE
CITY WORKHOUSE
ABOVE THE FOLD
RAT MUSIC
VIDS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
LIKE DISSOLVES LIKE
INCLUDE ME
SO UP! so UP!!
GET A ROOM
MRS. BUTTERWORTH
DURACELL
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
WHY WON'T YOU GO OUT WITH ME?
SHE LIKES TO STAY HOME

THE MEDIA IS MY SHEPHERD
I SHALL NOT WANT
IT MAKETH ME TO LIE DOWN ON GREEN COUCHES
IT LEADETH ME TO DISTILLED WATERS
IT GUIDETH ME TO THE PATHS OF IGNORANCE
AND MAKES... ME... GULLIBLE.

SEND HER OVER
IT DID IT
DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK
HUNGRY FOR INNOVATION
GRUB SPOTS
COMPRESSION CODEC
PIA ZADORA
PRIVATE CASH BAR
PRO BONO
TOPS THEM ALL
SO-CALLED EXISTENTIAL
EXPLANATION FAIL
COMMUNICATIONVILLE
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UNCONVENTIONAL INTUITION

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JUST NOW
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ONE PERSON AT A TIME
I GIVE YOU MY ALL
PROFOUND MEAN STREAK
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I.
WANT.
OUT.
MINGUS DYNASTY
OUTOPT
NOTABLY VEAL
WAITING FOR AVAILABLE SOCKET
I'D RATHER NOT
PLANT PAGE, PLANT THE PAGE. VEGAN!
EUNUCH MUTANT
SKIN OVER THE BLOOD STREAM BELOW
LOOK AWAY!
CHECK YRSELF B4 U WRECK YRSELF
THE SUITED WORLD
EVERYDAY LIVING
BY DOORKNOB BELT

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DYING OF HUNGER, STARVING TO DEATH
STRESS ANXIETY, VARIETY OF...
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IMPROMPTU GATHERINGS
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INTESTINAL FORTITUDE
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
ALMOST ALWAYS
AFRAID NOT
WIFEBUCKET
SIT TIGHT
EXPAND/COLLAPSE
ME, NOT YOU. YER IN REHAB.
FOR LP FANS ONLY.
IT'S FREE AND ALWAYS WILL BE
ROLLING MY EYES
MIND IF I SIT DOWN?
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EVERY WALL-EYED UNCLE & YARD COUSIN
U-MATIC
NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
DOWNLOADING PROXY SCRIPT
CELERY VICTOR MIMOSA
HEADS TURNED, EYES MET
LIVES CHANGED
IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU
IF U CAN'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND, DON'T.
HOBBY LOBBY CARD
GET THAT ON THE RADIO, & THEY'LL RUN US OUT OF TOWN
CULTURAL COLLATERAL
WE HAVE TO STOP MEETING LIKE THIS
I'M GONNA START LIVING AGAIN, IF IT KILLS ME
PERSUASIVE BARRIER
I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO COME WITH ME
SHE HAS NO CLUE. SHE THINKS SHE DOES.
HE HAS NO CLUE. HE THINKS HE DOES.
YOU HAS NO CLUE. YOU THINKS YOU DOES.
I HAS NO CLUE. I THINKS I DOES.
I'M OFF MY ROCKER
YUMTOWN
RUNNING LATE!

WEST LIFE
DILAUDID
LITTLE BY LITTLE, SHE IS LOVE
DOCKED A NOTCH
H8 IS GR8!
EXPERT WITNESS
I LOVE TO H8 WITH YOU
APHRODESIAK
FORGOT MY ACT
HELD OVER
MOMENT OF SILENCE
MEET ME HALFWAY
DISPARAGING WORDS
HOLD ON, HOLD ON
DATING SITE
GOYS AND BIRLS
INSERT TAB HERE
A LOAD OFF
BUT STILL
LOOKS LIKE I'VE HAD IT
MEMENTO MORI
ONE MOMENT
A RAT IN THE HOUSE MAY EAT THE ICE CREAM
FAMILY CRISIS
CHAIN REACTION
SALIVA ARRIVAL
CAUSE AND EFFECT
DON'T YOU BEING THAT IN MY HOUSE
YA KINDA CAN
JUVENILE DELINQUENTS WHO GREW UP TO BE
DIRTY OLD MEN.

PAUL HORNUNG
GET REAL
U CAN'T SPELL WISCONSIN, W/O SIN
AND HERE'S THE THING:
I WELL KNOW
IT'S LOOKING UNLIKELY
MY SKIN BUILDING IS COLLAPSING
ONE GOOD TURD DESERVES ANOTHER
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF SPACE
DARIUS MILHAUD
GIVING UP WITH R. STEVIE MOORE
FELSTED RECORDS
POLYUNSATURATED
THIS WILL COST YOU
I CAN'T ALWAYS TELL
RUNOUT GROOVE
NO THAT CAN'T BE IT
TRUE NUBE DOOD FORM
MELODICA EROTICA NEUROTIC
MY KEYBOARD NEEDS A BREATHALYZER
(I WANNA) TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU
CAN WE HAVE A PLAY DATE AT YOUR PLACE?
I AM YOURS

PMSING
LIGHT SEAM WEAR
PLUS TAX
UNINSTALL, REINSTALL
NATIONAL GUARD - RIGHT GUARD
THE PAIN OF HURT
SEEM WHERE
HAMPTON HAWES
SMALL GROUPS OF WELL DRESSED RELIGIOUS PEOPLE
KNOCKING DOOR TO DOOR, WITH PAMPHLETS. 
PAMPHLETS! BIG DOWN SOUTH!
JESUS TRACT
SPAM ME A LINK INSTEAD
GOOD NEWS FROM GOD!
RINGTONES FROM HEAVEN
I WANNA ANSWER THE DOOR HALF NAKED
INVITE 'EM ALL IN
DISROBE COMPLETELY
EATIN' SO MUCH WINE, HARD TO DEAL WITH
CLOSE FRIENDS. CLOTHES FRIENDS.
I WANNA DIE IN MY SLEEP
THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT
(THERE'S A NAP FOR THAT)
ORNETTE COLEMAN HAWKINS
YOU HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS!
PAIN RELIEVER
FEVER REDUCER
THE PAIN OF THE HURT

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15 MIN COULD SAVE U 15% ON CAR INSURANCE
I LOVED THE CARS!
SHOW ME THE RESIDUE
PUNITIVE DAMAGES
CHECK MY RESUME
HEY KIDS, REMEMBER MELODY?
(JOHNA'S DOG)
YOUR PARENTS HAD IT
GRANDPARENTS
HEALTH & PERSONAL CARE
TERMS & KINDITIONS
SEND FOOD TO THE HOME
SEEN
ALT-J
CREATOR STUDIO
GOD IS GOOD. GOODS.
404 PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER
HOW COME
Aa
I AM A MOVIE (BASED ON THE BOOK)
THIS ARTICLE HAS MULTIPLE ISSUES
LET'S ARGUE
THE DOCTORS OF MADNESS
CRADLE TO GRAVE
DIE IN MY SLEEP
THE ONLY WAY TO GO
HE COULDN'T GET HIS POOR OLD BODY TO MOVE

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THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
PUNK ROCK - REDNECK SENTIMENTALITY
AN ERROR OCCURRED, PLZ TRY AGAIN LATERZ
WEIGHING MY OPTIONS
CATASTROPHIC FAILURE
G.R.L.
DO YOU MEAN IT?
MY LIFE WITH THE THRILL KILL KULT
ABSENTMINDED SCATTERBRAIN
DO THE MATH
FULL OF WHIMSY
ON OCCASION
CUPPING KIT
CLICK HERE TO SEE HER NUDE
ASPECT RATIO
PASSENGER MANIFEST
ASSOCIATED REDIFFUCION
YOUR ACCOUNT MAY HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED
WOULD IT NOT BE NICE
GUNSMOKE
INSURGENT - PEPPER
ASK THE DRIVER TO SLOW DOWN
UBIQUITOUS
MOTORBREATH
DRUM CLINIC CIRCUIT
ASPERGERS
NO I MEAN REALLY
KINDA FORGOT
SANATORIUM SANITARIUM

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SOME PEOPLE STUMBLE
TRYING TO CREATE
NEW ROCK 'N ROLL
THEY DON'T QUITE KNOW
WHAT TO DO
OR WHERE TO START
OTHERS
OTHERS MAKE NEW
ROCK 'N ROLL
AS A CRAFT
IT'S CALLED..... "CREATE"
TO ENTERTAIN
CREATE TO ENTERTAIN
ONE'S SELF!

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EVIDENCE TAMPERING
THE MINSTREL, THE MENSTRUAL
YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT.
EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION FOR CORPORATIONS
WE'RE DOOMED AS DOOMED CAN BE, YA KNOW
NUNSEXMUNKROCK
INJURED? --- CALL 746-0531
THE DAFTEST PUNK
YOU TELL *ME*
CORDELL HULL
SMURF OPINION CLUB
INTEGRATED CIRCUIT
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER
ANIMATED NIGHTMARE ORBS
WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY
WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY
DRUM CLINIC CIRCUIT
TRIBUTARY
COMMONPLACE PROFOUND
THAT'S WHAT AMAZON IS FOR
*NOW* YOU TELL ME!
OUR CITIZENS ARE UNDER SIEGE
VAST ARRAY OF DISCOMFORTS
THAT'S WHAT YOUTUBE IS FOR
INTEGRATED DRUM CLINIC CIRCUIT

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THIS SONG WAS IN A
PLANE CRASH
MARKET CRASH
DARBY CRASH

CURSOR JUMPING
GESTURE SUITE
BUBONIC PLAGUE
DOOR PRIZES
ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY
EVA DUGAN
JEFF LYNNE THE BROTHERHOOD
DIARRHEA PLANET HOLLYWOOD
@ BETTY'S & GRIMEY'S
SIMULTANEOUSLY WXNA
GET LUCKY
I'M JOHNNY CASH, ROY ORBISON,
I'M CARL PERKINS, I'M JERRY LEE LEWIS
TAYLOR SWITCH
SWITCH CHEESE
BO BICE CAME TWICE
CHESTERFIELD KINGS OF LEON RUSSELL

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VIOLENCE PLAGUED
BICYCLE PUMP
THE ADVOCATE
SHORT ORDER COOK
ARMY SURPLUS
GREASE MONEY
DO READ THIS, IF YOU SEE FIT
THEN DELETE, IF NEED BE
APP STORE
WESTERN AUTO
IMPOVERISHED
WE MUST DEVELOP SOME SIGNALS
UNNATURAL INGREDIENTS
WHILE I'M HERE, MIGHT AS WELL
BETTER NOT
IN CABINET STORAGE
I SLEPT SO WELL
1080p
TOMATO SANDWICH
SQUEEZE BALLS
OH HONEY, BE GENTLE

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MISFIT CREDO
LEAN TO
I KNOW U DIDN'T MEAN TO!
ACCIDENT!
SEARCH ME!
DON'T PICK AT THE SCABS
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT
SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT, 2 BITS
SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT, NOT ME!
SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT, STEVIE!
STILL PROVIDES ENDLESS FALLOUT
P-CON PIE!
RELIABLE & PROVEN
5149 BENRUS
TALL MAN? LOOK UP, SHAWTY
TAKE THAT BACK!
TAKE THAT THING RIGHT OUTTA HERE!
I TUNE MY GUITAR WITH A WRENCH
R STEVIE DROZD
CAN I INTERFERE IN YOUR CRISIS?
SOON BABY SOON

(READ BANDS ON CULTURE SHOCK POSTER)
I BEEN SLEEPIN' MORE SO I'LL DRINK LESS
GRAMPA GAY MARRIAGE:
WHEN'S A MOTHERFUCKER GONNA PUCKER?
GOOOOD LUCKER (LOOKER)
COP SUCKER
MARSHALL TUCKER MARSHALL DYLAN
MARSHALL BUTTREY
JOE BUCK TIM MCCARVER IN BED
NEWLYWEDS
NEW TEAM TO BEAT
EATERS GONNA EAT!
GMO GOOD MORNING OMERICA
GOOD MORNING OBAMA
LAMA
DING DONG
FIANCEE
ESOTERISCHE VORTR*A*GE
DESIGNATION
PREPARATION
PEPPERATION
MY HEART IS IN YOUR ARMS
GO THE DISTANCE

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ESCAPE CLAUSES
ROBERT'S RULES OF ORDER
OBSTACLE CORPSE
HERCULEAN RATIONALE
PLETHORA
A MYRIAD, MAYBE?
JAVA APPLET
LET'S JUST EAT BOWLS OF CEREAL ALL DAY
BUSTIN' YOUR CHOPS, MILES DAVIS
YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
SHAME 69
HASHTAGPUNCHLINES
HIRE GROUND, FIRE ROUNDS
IMPOSED A TAX ON BEARDS
I'M SO HIP IT'S BEGINNING TO HURT
(I SHOULD TELL MY SURGEON THAT)
WE MADE MY DAY
BLOKE
LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW
DEFY THE CEASEFIRE
IRATE
UNSUBSCRIBE
RUMOR HAS IT
ASPECT RATIO 1.33
WOODSTOCK ELVIS
MADE MY DAY

URINE IS STERILE
MINEN IS MONAURAL
SUFFERLAND
YOU'REALLGONNAAMBUSHME
SHUFFLE OFF THIS MORTAL COIL
HEALTH DEBT
THE REV. AL SHARPIE
NOISE DISTURBANCE, FUSS, ADO
FTW FWIW BTW TMI
YOU'RE ONLY GIVEN A LITTLE SPARK OF MADNESS
YOU MUSTN'T LOSE IT
HEY DR DRE
SLOW DAY, WHAT CAN I SAY NWA
VALE OF TEARS
TIER GAS
LET'S BE COPS
GOD WILL DO THE REST
LIL WAYNE COYNE
SKIP AD
STAND FOR SOMETHING, FALL FOR NOTHING
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED
WILLIAM FRAWLEY, TAWANA BRAWLEY
LOT OF THAT GOING AROUND
LOT OF THAT GOING AROUND
LOT OF THAT GOING AROUND
NWAWOL

MY INTRODUCTORY WORKOUT
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY PARENTS
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY WIFE
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MANAGER
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY PASTOR
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY PROFESSOR
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY ATTORNEY
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY GUARDIAN
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY LANDLORD
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY RECORD COMPANY
SPIRALING UPSWING
DICK TRACY IS EVERYONE
WHAT? IT'S A FREE COUNTRY! PLUS TAX
AND THERE'S FREE SHIPPING
CALL IN THE MILITARY!
MIKE SOCCIA
HE'S A SOCIAL WORKER
DUIN SOCIAL STUDIES
ON SOCIAL MEDIA
BUT HE'S ANTI SOCIAL
SO SHOULD I QUIT?

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CHOLESTEROL & CARBOHYDRATES
HATERS GONNA HATE8
HACKTIVISM VS WOODSTOCK BB
A KITTEN FROM BRITAIN - CLICKBAIT
PFFFT
DO YOU CARE ENOUGH TO KNOW?
STICK TO CONVENTION
DON'T SHOOT! NOT YET, BATTERY'S LOW
OUT OF FLASH CUBES
ROLL OF FILM IS FINISHED
WDCN-TV
YOU CAN FIND ME IN MY URN
TENNESSEE URN
DIABETES WEEDEATERS
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPION SPARK PLUGS
TRANSVISION VAMP
YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE U THINK U DO
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASMISM
LUSTBADER - SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

BIGOT
IF YOU THEE SOMETHING, THEY SOMETHING!
NOT A JUMPSUIT IN SIGHT
CHILDREN OR INDIVIDUALS WITH CERTAIN DISABILITIES
AIR EVAC
LAST FAIR DEAL GONE DOWN
TABLETOP PAY & GO
KICK ASSEROLE
LITTLE ROCK GETAWAY
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PREVENT OTHERS FROM RE-ADDING YOU
AFTER U HAVE LEFT
THE WILL OF GOD WILL NOT TAKE YOU
WHERE THE GRACE OF GOD WILL NOT PROTECT YOU
I'M A DRUNKEN FOOL, I'M A DRUGGED FOOL
IF YOU MUST KNOW
THIS AIN'T POETRY, THIS IS CHEATING
SEE WHAT I DID THERE
FETCHING LINKS
YOU DON'T SAY!

OCUPALL WHY STREET
OH, THAT!
ROBERT WILLIAMS JUDGE JUDY
GARLAND JEFFREYS
BAREFOOT CHILDREN AT THE BORDER CONTROL
_INN_OVATIVE
IN_NO_VATIVE
STREAM FREE
THE ESSENCE OF MOMENTUM
RAINCHECKS? I'LL GET BACK TO YOU?
EVERY TIME I FALL FOR YOU, YOU STAND ME UP
FEDERATED STATED RATED P6-17
CUT SMALL SLIT
PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO TELL US WHY U H8 US
SLOGANEERING #@
JULIA SUGARBAKER
YEAH, WE'RE FREAKS! GENDER BENDER FREAKD
YEAH, WE'RE FREAKS! WANNA MAKE OUT? BKWDS?
BUMP SELFIE
I CANNOT STAND WHEN U SIT ON MY LEGS
LOU GEHRIG BACK IN THE NEWS
THE ICEMAN COMETH
VANILLA ICE BABY RIFF

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PICO SIBLINGS, HOW YOU DOING!
I'M BETTER THAN EZRA
POUND
BEHAVIOSEC
UTOPIAN VISION
HUBRIS
YOU WASH, I'LL DRY
IS THAT FAIR? IT'S NOT FAIR, IS IT?
BARACK OMAHA
ISOSCELES TRIangle DOCTRINES
FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME
SOMETHING'S BOUND TO GO WRONG
STOP IT!
IGNORANCE IS BLISS. LET'S DO THIS!
LYMPH NODES
I AM COMPUTER ILLITERATE
YA HO WHA13
PAY ATTENTION! WHAT KIND OF ATTENTION?
INSPECTION? INNER REFLECTION?
NANCY GRACE, SUPPORT SUBVERSION
BABY, YOUR LIFE'S NOT EVEN 1/3rd USED UP.
MINE IS 3/4ths
MANTRA CHANT, MONTRA CHONT
NATURE BOYS
GLAD I CAN'T HEAR YOU THINK
HOWEVER IMPROPER OR INAPPROPRIATE
ART ... IS GESTURE

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BOWLS OF CEREAL, ALL DAY LONG
IT'S A GOOD CAUSE
IT'S GOING TO BE A WEIRD HANG, FOR SURE
GREAT GRERAT GRANDFATHER. HOW GREAT?
CRAIGSLIST IS A LITTLE CREEPY
SCHINDLERS LIST LIVES IN A TEEPEE
WASHINGTON REDSKINS SCALPUM PALEFACE
CLEVELAND INDIANS IN NATIVE HEADDRESS
SQUAW HOOTENANNY
PFFTT, SHE WAS GONE
INSTAGRAMPA
DON'T TAZE ME, BRO
BAY BAY - HOWANS X 10
POIGNANT BAPTISM, INCL. SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER
WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS NME'S?
CLOCK DVA
JAMES WHITMORE
PLESHETTE
VENTRILOQUISM
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED
SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
ON THURSDAY WE LEAVE FOR HOME
I SHALL SHOW MYSELF OUT

WET MELT
MOIST TOIST
FREE ESTIMATES
A PIECE OF WORK
BARCUS-BERRY
INDEMNIFY
YOU'VE CLEANED UP, FOUND JESUS
STOP SAYING YOUR FINE
AIDS & STAR WARS
GIVE UP OR GIVE IN
TOSS A ZINGER
EPIGLOTTIS @ BIG LOTS
CAUSE CELEB
THEY GOT LOTSA CINNAMON IN 'EM
INSTITUTIONAL FAILUE
 I H8 EVERYONE, STARTING WITH ME
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PIG'S TIT?
IT'S GREATER ON PAPER
DOODLE DOOD
U NEVER HEARD ANYBODY SAY NO SO FAST IN YOUR LIFE

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MONDAY 8 SEPT HOUSE CLOSURE
GATESLETTSVILLE 423
I CAN'T DO THIS UNLESS I CAN DO THIS
MORNING WOOD
ADDED FOR VISUAL EFFECT ONLY
BARELY HALF A PLY
AVOIDING ALMOST CERTAIN DEATH
CULPABLE HOMICIDE
RETROSPECT QUAGMOORE
CHANNELS SUMMED
HOLSUM AS BREAD
HUBRIS AS USUAL
LOST MY BARS - THE BIG DISCONNECT
DON'T BLAME ME, I JUST GOT IN TOWN
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE
MARX, LENIN, STALIN
I UNDERSTAND AND I WISH TO CONTINUE
I UNDERSTAND AND I DO NOT WISH 2 CONTINUE
SPANKY'S 290 WATCHUNG AV E.O.
UNDERMINING THE REFERENDUM
I JUST DON'T KNOW

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YOU SEEM NICE
FIERCE!
DON'T PAY NO 'TENTION TO KANGAROOS
YOU WASH, I'LL DRY.
IS THAT FAIR? IT'S NOT FAIR, IS IT?
ROSH HASHTAG ROSH HASHANA ROSH LIMBAUGH
TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES
INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT
IGNORANCE IS BLISS
DIE OFF
WHISK BROOM VODKA INFECTION
OBESITY CRISIS
CMON, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD
CERWIN VEGA SLUG BAIT
U HAVE LOST YOUR MARBLES
SHROUDED IN SECRECY, BONHOMIE
WHAT HAPPENED????????????
PLAY LOUD, OR NOT AT ALL
RESPOND IN KIND
GIRLFRAAANNNN
ROSH YOUR FACE CLEAN YOUR HANDS WRITE YOUR NAME
PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE
OBI STRIP POKER
SQUIRREL NUT ZIPPERS
CONFIRM? DENY?
OUR FAMILY'S PASSION - IS - CHEESE
ANONYMOUS USAGE DATA

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METADATA
DISPUTES
BICUSPID TRICUSPID
TRANSFER SIGNAL PATH
CHILDREN SHOULD ALWAYS BE SEATED & SUPERVISED WHILE EATING
TARQUIN GOTCH
ONSTAGRAM
OPAQUE
NUMBSKULL
SALT LICK ICONOCLASSIC
CHICKEN OF THE SEA
EWW, PINK SLIME - IN SALT WATER
I HAVE NO INTEREST IN THINGS I'M NOT INTERESTED IN
VEGETABLE FAT, SECLUDED COMPOUND
CALLING ATTENTION TO MYSELF
PAUL BUNYAN
THEONION.COM
CONFUCIOUS CONFUSES ME
HOW ARE YOU WHO ARE YOU
BARRIEMORE BARLOW SEPADOH
SUBSTITUTE ALLURE
UNPACKING DATA
PROLLY GONNA CALL IN SICK TOMORROW
I'M SHY, GOODBYE

SCARY TIMES
LOSING SHORT TERM MEMORY
AM I COOKING IN THERE?
DOING A FINAL MIXDOWN AND STAND UP
WALK OUTTA THE ROOM
BEFORE STOPPING THE MACHINES
DID I FORGET TO GO PEE?
I MEANT TO REMIND MYSELF!

ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE?
APHEX MYSTERY TWINS
CYMBALS EAT GUITARS
THE SKY IS FALLING
VOUCH 4 ME
EQUINOX BOX
GENUFLECT
WITH AN ASTERISK!*
NUKING THE FRIDGE
ORNERY IRE
AMERICANARAMALAMA
NUTS DON'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE
STAY UP!
THE SACRED AND PROFANE
PATENT LEATHER
KEEP CALM

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YOU'RE THE BEST. 4EVER, APPARENTLY!
YESTERDAY'S NO GOOD
THINK AHEAD
HIZZONER
SITUATIONSHIP
BARBARA FROM WITMAL
OH SAILOR, BEHAVE!
SUCH WONDERFUL MUSIC SO POORLY PERFORMED
FANNIE BATTLE DAY HOME
SLIDING SCALE
CHAISE LONGUE
BROTHERS OF THE BUSH
OUR TROOP LEADER IS OUR SCIENCE TEACHER
I ONLY CARE ABOUT MYSELF
OH, HI
BETTER THAN CRAIGSLIST
HAS CHANGED SINCE THEN
MEET PUSSY & FUCK IT IN MADISON
SHY TOTS
UNFRIENDED THU 2 OCT

1618 LONG AVENUE
(IMA) HERITAGE ACT
WE DON'T SPEAK
SO LET'S FUCK
COVERED WAGONS
DON'T HURT YOURSELF
THINK B4 SPEAKING
ABSURDIST
MOBILE APP FOR FREE
W E L L
REMIND ME LATER
HIGH CPU USAGE
I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE
13 COLONICS
SEE WHAT I JUST DID THERE?
PANHANDLER
WITH A NEW CAR
I'M SHIRTLESS
SINGULAR PLURAL PRONOUN
SCAPULA & CLAVICLE
TIGHT SQUEEZE
TASTY TINY TOKES
SO VERY WELL PUT
AZIMUTH
THINK OF IT THIS WAY
YOU STOP
DO YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING?

STEVE SCHALCHLIN
IT'S IS
A HOAX
24/7/12/52/365
GET A ROOM
LOCK THE TASKBAR
I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY
REMIND ME LATER
RRHoF SCOFF
PORGY & BEST
WORKER BEE
LET ME TALK
LIE ABILITY
GIVE US AN EXAMPLE
VIS A VIS
ROOM TEMPERATURE
RSM & MM = RECORD DOUBLE SLIDE GTRS
LET ME SPEAK
YOU'RE IT
SOMEBODY WASN'T THERE
WHY IS THERE AIR?
HAPPY GO LUCKY
WILL YOU STOP?
YOU TELL ME
WRAPPING UP THE UPGRADE
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN
COME SEE ME
CREATE PLAYLIST
UNWRAP
I WAS THERE! THEN I WOKE UP
WRAPPING UP THE UPDATE

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TODAY TOOK LIKE A MONTH
SILICA GEL
CONTROLLERS
I GET IT
FAMILY BOY
PRIVACY POLICY
PARTY SCHOOLS
HOURLY HUG AND KISS
MADISON TN RESIDENTS ARE 'RATTLED' BY NEW WEBSITE
QUEER TEEN MAGAZINE
SERIOUSLY TERRIFIC
CLUB BENE, SAYREVILLE
FAKE ZOMBIES
HEAVY PETTING
DE-INTERLACED
NICKELBACK CONCERT
I'M TRYING TO THINK, BUT NOTHING HAPPENS
UNIVERSAL SERIAL BUS
FORGOT PASSWORD
TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN
MACE THE DOGS THAT BITE
KEN STARR
PENIS DICK PIECE OF STICK
TRYNA SCORE SOME INTEGRITY
NO REALLY
YOU H8 MY COOKING
LIKEWISE
UBER PASSCODE

TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW HAPPY YOU ARE
TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW HAPPY I'VE MADE YOU
OP-ED
L
SPONSORED LINKS, AD CHOICES
TONGUETIED & JAKELEGGED
ENTITLEMENT & PRIVILEGE
THE FLESH TONE HAS BEEN WARMED
UNFOLLOW, AND FORGET I DID
ACCURATE GRADING & DESCRIPTION
DRUNKEN DOMESTIC DISPUTE
THE HOT LINE
MINIMUM RAGE
DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT
FILLING AND FLAVORFUL
RIGHT-MINDED INDIVIDUAL
OIL ON CANVAS
LESS OFTEN
SOONER THAN LATER
DISTURBED PASSERSBY
I THINK I AM FREAKING OUT W/O YOU HERE
MORTALITY RATES

DA RILL DILL
THAT'S THE WAY TO BE!
FALL A LITTLE SHORT
TOGETHER FOREVER AUTOMATICALLY
ARTIFICIAL MUSIC
PORNO FANATIC
FALLING JUST SHY OF, SAY,
MY 15 MINUTES
CRACKPOT THAT I AM
MILQUETOAST
DEEPLY PROFANE
BUS DRIVERS AIM FOR POTHOLES
ALL CAUGHT UP
ENTRE TO OUTRE
GAPING MAW
ULTERIOR MOTIVE
CHURCH TRAFFIC
RESTART ANYWAY
BEWARE THE BLUNTED NEEDLE
SEGWAYS
BUT I DIGRESS

NYPD KISSING ME
R STEVEN TYLER SWIFT CHEESE
TERRESTRIAL RADIO
PARTNERS IN CRIME
HOLY JOY
DEFAMATION JAM
PLEASE WAIT
ASPECT RATIO 1.33, 720 x 480
WORDPLAY PARTNER
RIDING IN ARIEL'S PINK LIMO
W/TAYLOR & MADONNA
SORRY BRITNEY
RESEARCHERS SPECULATE
TWAS EVER THUS
STIHL
GRACENOTE MEDIA DATABASE
SERVICE COMPREHENSIVE
THEORETICAL PHYSICIST
DISPOSITION

WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME?
I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG
AFTER A SWFT CANING,
BITCHEZ SHALL REQUIRE STICHEZ
DIZZY DEAN VS PEE WEE REESE
DON'T HARSH MY MELLOW
GONAD - O'BRIEN
FRUIT JAR DRINKERS
POSSUM HUNTERS
BALINESE GAMELAN
DVD AUTHORING - UNKNOWN
RHINESTONE RAZZAMATAZZ OF THE MAINSTREAM
NICHE MUSIC
HUSH MONEY
INFINITIVE
EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL!
NO DRINKS ON THE PIANO
THANK FUCK
TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL
WEAPONS OF MASS ENTERTAINMENT
RIGHT ON, RIGHT ON
NO MAIL, NO SURPRISE
DOWNVIDS.NET
HATCH 20:30 21:10

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TRAVELLERS CHECKS
I REALLY DON'T CARE IF I UNDERSTAND
SHAZAM SUPERDRAG
SUPER R
WHERE'D YOU GO?
PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE
YOU BET I AM!
BUSY SIGNAL
PROFUMO
TAKE A DAY, AND WALK AROUND
WATCH THE NAZIS RUN YOUR TOWN
THEN GO HOME AND CHECK YOURSELF
YOU THINK WE'RE SINGIN' 'BOUT SOMEONE ELSE
HEAVY-R
TRAVELERS CZECHS
INDISPUTABLY
SAME AS IT EVER WAS (NOT WAS)
AVENUE OF PUERTO RICO
RUNS COUNTER TO
THE WHOLE TRUTH, IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE
DON'T PAY IT NO NEVERMIND
COOKIES, CAKES, CHIPS
CANNIBIS, CRACKERS & CASHEWS
NO CANDY, COFFEE, CONDOMS, CIGARETTES
PEETIE WHEATSTRAW

NICKI MINAJ KYLIE MINOGUE
FOREIGN LANGUAGE
WE'VE RUN OUT OF WORDS,
SO WE MAKE UP NEW ONES
AYLLIYAH KEYSHA MOHAMMED IZZY IGGY
WE'VE RUN OUT OF BANDNAMES,
SO WE MAKE UP NEW ONES
FOREIGN LANGUAGE GOBBLEDEGOOK GIBBERISH
NATURAL AMERICAN SPIRIT
DEAF IN ONE EAR,
CAN'T HEAR OUT OF THE OTHER
BOYS! DONCHA KNOW I MEAN BOYS
I'M TALKIN BOUT BOYS NOW
AHHH
WHEN YOU FINISH THE PP, SHAKE IT OFF!
NO WET SPOTS!
WHEN YOU FINISH THE POM POM
WHEN YOU FINISH THE PNX PYX
ORGANIC ARTISTIC
DEPARTING TOGETHER LATER
8:18
THE PERFECT TIME
BALANCED ROOF
PERFECT TIME TO WAKE UP
PERFECT TIME TO START WINDING DOWN
1960, I WAS 8
1970, I WAS 18
AS YOU FULL WELL KNOW
I CAN STOP YOU IN YOUR TRACKS WITH MY LIPS
I CAN STOP YOU IN YOUR TRACKS WITH MY HIPS
NOW DOES THIS GUARANTEE
THAT I GET YOUR TAPES FOR FREE NOW?
NOW I KNOW THAT'S NOT YOUR THING
YOU CAN BLOW YOURSELF A CHANCE NOW

INCITE ONLINE RAGE
THE WEEKEND STARTS HERE
EVERYBODY'S A FIELD MUSICIAN
FOLLOWED AND FAVORITED
MY WEEK
ACID TRIP ON AN ASPIRIN
WITH KATHLEEN HANNA
MY PROSTATE IS OUT OF DATE
OVERWEIGHT
SMALL GESTURES FOR SUSTAINABLE ACTION
I HEAR YOU KNOCKIN, BUT YOU CAN'T COME IN
YOU CANNOT FIT IN THIS ROOM
COSBY RAPES ON NETSCAPE
I CAN COME OUT, AS GAY TALESE
PATENT PENDING
SORT THE BATHROOM LINEN
ADJUST THE THERMOSTAT
UNPLUG THE APPLIANCES
CLOSE THE TAP
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
READER DISCRETION ADVISED
PARKER BROS, IDEAL, LIONEL
MILTON BRADLEY, REMCO, MARX
AURORA, TUDOR, HASBRO
TOPPER, KENNER, MATTEL
IGNORANCE IS BLISH
LET'S DO THISH

G.I. JOE
GLORIFY
POCKETS OF BACKLASH
STEPHANOPOULOS
STAND BACK
GREENPEACE
DEPICT
BACKSCRATCHER
ASININE
NOSTRIL HAIRS
SIN IS THE REASON
F THAT
PULL THE FILM OUTRIGHT
BOY OH BOY, IT'S A HASBRO TOY
I GOT MACED BY A FEMINIST
CREEPY CRAWLIES
SLOT CARS
BRUCE LUNDVALL
STRUGGLE TO FINISH A BORING ARTICLE THAT SEEMS IMPORTANT
SWANSON FROZEN DINNERS
JAVELIN DARTS
AND THEN WHAT?
SOMETHING TO DO AFTER SCHOOL
I WASN'T THERE
OR WHAT HAVE YOU
SOMEWHAT
MADE MORE LOVE
AM I FREE TO GO?
LAST WORDS, FINAL STATEMENT

FAKE

I WISH I COULD SAY I'M OK
T-BELL FREEBASE
Q-BASE
GASFACE
FIDEL CASTOR OIL
NOT OF THIS EARTH
SUBMIT A CRASH REPORT
MADISIN
GO TELL WHAT'S-HIS-NAME
LOVE PERFECT
I WASN'T FAR FROM CRYING
27" MONITOR

PLUGGING INTO THE MATRIX
WHAT'S MY NAME
DRINK TONS OF WATER
TO GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM
LEFTFIELD AS A GENRE
THAT'S NONSENSE
ILLNESS BREEDS INSANITY
PROFESSIONAL FUNHAVERS
JUST RIGHT
INFOBESITY
SUBSEQUENTLY LEFT TO PURSUE OTHER INTERESTS
REFUSAL TO CONFORM
LET IT GO
CRUNCHING NUMBERS
YOU KNOW WHAT? DING!
ONE TIME ONLY
VIRGIL COME
GROOMING SERVICES
SUSAN, JOHNA, MARGAUX & KRYS
WALK INTO A BAR
OVERAGE
BOYS AGE
UNDERAGE BOYS

IT'S THE 18TH .. MY DAY
(EVERY MONTH)
INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO
YOU GOTTA WANT TO DO IT
BUT NOBODY WANTS TO DO IT!
GET OUTTA HERE!
DEAL WITH IT!
WHAT CAUSES THAT?
IT'S WORTH EMPHASIZING
DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T LOVE IT
I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS
CONFIGURING
CONFIGURING UPDATES
CLENCH THE SEPTET
PRINCE FAR I
IDK TBH
TRIVIAL RETROSPECT
GOOD MORNING YOU
HI! RUBBLEBUCKET
JODECI
SUBWAY FOR BREAKFAST?
PLOT
INTERFACE
AS IS OFTEN REPORTED, FALSELY REPORTED
FOR RESEARCH ONLY
DID I FORGET TO MENTION
I HAVE A WRITING BOOK IN EVERY ROOM

I'M SCARED TO START RECORDING,
AFRAID I WON'T KEEP GOING
RADAR NEEDLES
LANCE BASS BADASS
BEATING UP THE WRONG GUY
NEW ORTHOPHONIC
GO FURTHER
POTATO SACK RACE
PRESCRIPTION TOILET PAPER
HAYRIDE
WATCH THE FUSE BURN TOWARDS THE FIRECRACKER
COLD OPEN
I COULDN'T PUT IT DOWN
THE REACHAROUND
FILE CORRUPTION
GREAT MINDS
GREAT BOOK
GREAT FILM
I SHOP AT ALDI
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS
I NEVER PASS THERE ANYMORE
PLEASE DRIVE THROUGH
(HAD) FEW IF ANY
FILED UNDER 'NOVELTY'
A WAY OF LIFE
AD
CHOICES

I WOULD BE SO MUCH MORE
PROLIFIC & CREATIVE
WERE I NOT STRUGGLING WITH OVERWHELMING
APATHY & INDIFFERENCE
1 MPH
iLivid
BLIND DRUNK LOUDNESS WAR
I'M GONNA TELL ON YOU
MAUDLIN
EXPLORE NOW
SNAPCHAT SNAPPLE
INNER THIGHS
MUCH OBLIGED
WERE I NOT
YARDBIRDS IN THE HOUSE
WHAT ARE YOU NOT EATING NOW?
MISPLACED MISFITS, WE
I'M LOSING HOPE!
I'M ALLOWED TO SAY THAT
LOSING HOPE IN HUMANITY
UNSOURCED? CHALLENGED, OR REMOVED!
YOU KNOCK ME OUT, THO I KNOW YOU NOT
WOULD YOU ENCOURAGE THAT BEHAVIOR?
STOP BUYING STUFF
ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW
LUMINARIES
THAT'S A NO-NO
GOOD DAYS AHEAD
I'LL TAKE IT!

I COULD LIE, & TELL YOU I ATE IT ALL
VIRUS THE SNAFU
HALITOSIS
MUSIC STAFF
STARCHITECTURE
ROCKSTAR FLAIR
FIGGY PUDDING
HERE I COME
BRIGHAM YOUNG
MAY BE TOO TECHNICAL
FOR MOST READERS TO UNDERSTAND
ON YOUR BEHALF, SIR
HALLWAY WALL SHELF
DISCOVERIES MAGAZINE
LITTLE OLD WINEDRINKER ME
YOU KNOW ME
OR YOU DON'T
BUT YOU'RE GETTING TO
IMITATION CRAB & REAL CRAB
YOU HAVE A RIGID VIEW
FRUMIOUS BANDERSNATCH
LESS SIGNIFICANT, MORE SIGNIFICANT
EUCLID
PITY, INNIT
CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT NOW?
DESIGN BY COMMITTEE
I'M GOING AWAY TONIGHT
IS THERE NO END?
PLZ TRY AGAIN LATER

BAD SCENE
DOWNLOAD CODE
AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING
BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU
STRESS OUT
ROTC DRUM & BUGLE CORPS
STILL WORKIN' ON THE PUZZLE
KIWANIS CLUB
BOYZONE
MINETTA CREEK
FIND SOMETHING TO DO
EXPLICIT
FINDERS KEEPERS
MULTIPLE THIRD-PARTY INFRINGEMENT
SUICIDE COMMANDOES
JUST GIVE IT BACK, NO QUESTIONS ASKED
COLLECTING SOME ERROR DATA
LIFT UP HANDLE AFTER FLUSHING
PULL UP HANDLE AFTER FLUSHING
NEW YORK
QUEENS NEW YORK
VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER
NIGGA WAFERS

YOU'RE A 
DICKLICKER
I WANNA BE ONE, TOO
NOSE PICKER
CORN LIQUOR
AFRO KNICKERS
CAFE KICKER
OLD HICKORY
RAD RICKER BACKER
TICKER-TAPE
WICKER-CHAIR
ZUCKERBERG
I OPENED THIS DOOR, WALKED IN,
CLOSED IT BEHIND ME
I CANNOT FIT IN THIS ROOM!

THE LONELINESS OF THE LONG DISTANCE RUNNER
AND WE QUOTE:
DISCOTORTION
PARTICULARLY SUGARY CONTRAST (TO):
VERYPARDONOFTENTHEPARKYWALKTHROUGH
STORM OFF IN A HUFF
SAM HUFF
SORT THIS UNRULY LOT OUT,
SIT ON THEM A BIT MORE!
L DEBARGE
SHOAL
DIXON OF DOC GREEN
IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK, WE'RE READY TO POP
(WE HAD) AN ALTERCATION
OBNOXIOUS NOISE
CANTEEN
BUMPER BUNDLE
RUSS SAINTY & THE NU-NOTES
STRUGGLING TO KEEP ORDER
ICYMI - IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
JOLLIED THINGS ALONG
THRILLS FROM THE VENTRILOQUIST
THAT'S YOUR FAULT
YOU'RE ONLY AS GOOD AS YOUR LAST HIT
NO ONE COULD TOUCH US...
IF WE WERE LUCKY!

HIPERSON
HIT LIST
THE OBITS
LEVITY
OPENLY GAY
HOLD STILL
WRITHING ON THE GURNEY
POISONOUS DEATH CULT
WAITING FOR THE FISH TO BITE
INTERMEDIATE
RADIO PACK
VITRAPHONIC
CAME OUT EMPTY HANDED
E-MAIL CLIENT
OH NO HE DIH'INT
XIAN & JEWISH FAITH
HEAD-ON COLLISIONS
THIRD GENDER
FINGERBOARD
F-HOLES
ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS
ASKING FOR MORE DIRECTIONS
STILL ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS
STILL ASKING FOR MORE DIRECTIONS
HP TWAIN
20 MULE TEAM BORAX
ABSCOND ABSORBANCY
HAVE A GOOD ONE!

PRICKLY AND EGO-DRIVEN
THE PROJECTS
SUPPORTED SITES
SUTHERLAND BROTHERS AND QUIVER
IDAHO, U DA PIMP
BONER MAGNET
MEADOW GOLD
OPTIONAL MAGAZINE
TRENDSETTER CARPETBAGGER
WRITE A THINKPIECE
ATTACK OF THE SYMPTOMS
NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR NOW?
AFRO AFTERTHOUGHT
CHECK THIS
GENESCO COMMISSARY
HAVE CAMERA WILL TRAVEL
TANDEM
OH DOES IT EVER
20,002
IN A PRIVATE MOMENT
NOBODY ELSE'S HAND WILL EVER DO
NOBODY ELSE WILL DO
NOBODY ELSE'S HAND
CURB MARKET
ST. LOUIS TO LIVERPOOL
PRIVATE MAGAZINE
TINY TIMBRELL
HOPALONG CASSIDY FAN CLUB
I DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE YOU ANYMORE
PROCESSING REQUEST

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FIFTEEN TONS
BOY DID GOOD
ON EDGE
.... "SAID NO ONE, EVER."
ELITIST FUNK
CHILLIWACK
BUTTERFLY LULLABY
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
DON PARDO SARDONIC
STOP TAGGING ME, FAG
IMPROVE CASH FLOW
NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'
PEDOBEAR LIPOSUCTION
LOOK AT YOU GO!
CAMP OUT!
RIGHT NOW?
PHOTO LEGEND
I'LL TUMBLE FOR YA
GETTIN' DARK!
NO SYMPATHY FOR SCOUNDRELS
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT
SEALED THE DEAL
EACH WITH THEIR OWN MERITS
&& "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!"
(BLOOD CURDLING YELL)
I'M BACK
HAVE PERIOD.

I HAVEN'T EATEN IN DAYS
SOUP DRAGONS
CRISPY CRITTERS
YAY
FILLS YOU UP, NOT OUT
I DON'T CARE ABOUT *HER*!
TRADE SECRET
MILDRED!
COMPARATIVE SUPERLATIVE, MORE MOST
DISCREPANCIES
FEBRUARY FIRST AND LAST
YOU HAD ME FOOLED!
ALMOST LIVING SIDE PROJECT
WASHCANNON'S
DIDN'T GO EXACTLY AS PLANNED
A FLIGHT RISK
SHE'S SO TALL, WE MIGHT HAVE TO 79.
PROOF OF PURCHASE
WAIT FOR ITS SCREEN TO ROTATE
CIRCULAR FILE
DEVICE SUPPORT
JUST TESTING YOU
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED
MOM UPCHURCH'S BOARDING HOUSE

THE NA*I*VE
THE NOIVE
PLOT SYNOPSIS
VHS AND TV SETS
PEEP GAME
OUR TV STORE
WE'RE FINE WITH THAT
RETURN TO FORM
MALIQ
TUNNEL CARPAL
THE PUBLIC EAR
FABULOUS POODLES (FAB POO)
HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO GALAXY 500
COMMANDER CODY & LOST PLANET AIRMEN
CRACK THE WINE ... KISS THE COOK
I'M FINE WITH THAT
STOVETOP STUFFIN'
LADY NEXT DOOR: "AW, I HATE GETTIN' OLD!"
THE AD COUNCIL
DON'T MENTION THE WAR

WHEN DID YOU WORK AT BASS PLAYER, WISE ROCKER?
NEXT TO USELESS
WEALTH MANAGEMENT
PAYPAL MY FUNERAL
HORRIBLE, DEPLORABLE
DIRECTEDITED DIRECTEDITOR
I RESCIND MY ORIGINAL STATEMENT
SUCCESSOR PREDECESSOR
HALT
MIDDLE 8 COUGH EDITED OUT
PLEASE REPORT ANY ISSUES TO:
ARTIFACE & SYNTHESIS
PARADIGM SHIFT
KIXTART MY FUNERAL
THE FACTS BETRAY
MALAPROPISM
IT'S SO NOT A PROBLEM
PLAY THE ROLE YOU WERE ASSIGNED
COULD FIND A HOLE IN A HOLE
I HUG GOOD
IT CAN'T WORK
MUTUAL SELTZER LOVE SHOCK
BUTTON UP YOUR OVERCOAT!
FATAL FLAW
IDKW
170-180+BPM = UPTEMPO PUNKROCK

WHAT IS IT YOU SEE IN ME
ABOUT FACE
DOUGLAS BEND RD.
BEAT YOURSELF, I CAN'T BE BOTHERED
WHY ADD LYRICS? I DISLIKE TYPING
OUIJA BORED
SUBDIVISION
BE THE FIRST PERSON TO LIKE THIS
NELLA DRIVE
WORD I HEAR YOU. ON IT. I GOT YOU. BAE
PAGAN VEGAN
CAVIAR CRUMBS
OPEN SEASON
GREENBRIER
BRING ME THERE
SQUAT THEATRE
I SURELY SHALL
CDNOW
ALEVE KICKIN' IN
DISORGANIZED CRIME
I AM MADE TO NURTURE
THINK ON THAT!
NEGLIGENCE
CONCOMITANT
NIGLIGENCE
THE CHASE IS AS GOOD AS THE CATCH
THERE'S ONLY NOW
REPORT A TYPO
CHILD'S TOGGERY
NOT ONE BUT TWO
JEWEL T
REACH OUT, I'LL BE THERE
NO ONE SAID EVER
RICK ASTLEY NEVER
TURNIP GREEN BURNHAM
BYE NOW

PECULIAR LIAR
I LOVE YOU, DO YOU MIND
LOADING...
ANACHRONISM
APRON PATTERN
RULE OF THUMB
PAYPAL ME YOUR HUGS & KISSES
AN ALLEGORICAL SIGNIFICANCE
NEGLIGENT SIGNIFICANCE
AU COURANT
NOT TO BE SCOFFED AT
WITH - THE LITERARY SCENE
RKO
WATERSHED
DONE DEAL
MEA CULPA
FAUX PATOIS
DEFINITION JAM
TAMARI
SUCH CLUTTER
ANONYMOUSH
LACHRYMOSE
HERE COME THE COPS
1 BIBAGYTE
GALLAVISTA
CHAT SESH ENDED
IDELWILD
SLOW BLUES SHOWCASE
BLACK RANDY AND THE METROSQUAD
THIS ARTICLE IS A STUB

I-IV, II-III
A HAIR LATE (lane)
GLAM SLUM FAME SNORE
CRAYFISH LOBSTERFEST
RICE PILAF
PELE
LARF AND SING
CAVEAT EMPTOR
BLUE BOOK
NOBODY ELSE SEEMS TO REMEMBER HOW
COUNTDOWN / BUILDUP
DON'T FORGET
I'M A TASTEMAKER
A TRENDSETTER
MIDTOWN CINEMA
TE AMO
SECTIONS OF SLEEP
I MUST BE INSANE
ON SIGHT
CHARITY EVENTS & CORPORATE FUNCTIONS
I KNOW WHICH ONE THIS ONE IS
POSSIBLY FORCED DIVINE DEPTH
YOURS OF ME
POE RIPPETEAU
ZULCH IS THE AUTOWORKS
PART AND PARCEL
PORTATUNES
OOPS, WE COULDN'T FIND THAT TRACK
IT WAS WORTH IT TO SPEND THAT MUCH TO FIX?
THE ABILITY TO FAIL OUT LOUD

LOVE RATPACK
MINSTREL SHOW(S)
CHICAGO DRILL
FALLS OUTSIDE THE SCOPE OF THIS PROJECT
GREY AREA. OR IS IT GRAY?
TURN UP THE HEAT FROM 65 TO 70
GRADUATION DAY
ALTERNATE VERSION - OF YOU
LIVE LONG AND PROSTATE
PRINCE ALBERT SEGMENT
BULWARK
BEDSIT POETS
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE
THANK ME FOR MY PATIENTS
MASTERSTROKE
DIED @ THE SCENE
MIXTAPE MISTAKE
FINE WHINE
DELIBERATELY DILLA-SLOPPY
FOLEY & FOGGY RIVER BOYS
FAILURE TO EXERCISE DUE CARE TO AVOID INJURY
A SANDWICH FROM THE AUTOMAT
DRUMS WERE BASICALLY TABOO
HOW COOL IS HE, HOW COOL IS SHE?
HOW COOL IS THAT
CUT-RATE
FOR THE TIME BEING
VALIUM OF THE DOLLS
THAT WAS QUICK

ERIC (EMERGENCY ROOM INTENSIVE CARE UNIT)
I SEE YOU!
815 NELLA DRIVE (CLINE MAY '62)
CHEAP TRICK PRIZE CATCH 22
SUCH CONSTANT PAIN
WON'T GO AWAY
THIS OL' BODY'S CAVIN' IN!
FUCK A BUNCH OF BIG STAR!
BRIDGE ON THE RIVER CRY (WHY)
ALLOW ME?
COLORING
I AM THE GREAT BEYOND
B.E.D. - BINGE EATING DISORDER
MEASLES OUTBREAK
JADE EAST
CAUSTIC RESIN
POLA NEGRI
AT RECESS
KISS DYNASTY TOUR
GIVE IT BACK
CHALKY AND STALE
COTTON FIELDS
EXPOSING THE ILLUMINATI
I DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO ...
BUSY SAWIN' LOGS (SNORING?)
MY WORD!
NO FURTHER COMMENT
BRING BACK SLIDE GUITAR
IMG / OMG
BUT YEAH
1690 MILES

CONSERVE FUEL
I KEEP A CLOSE WATCH ON THIS OLE HEART OF MINE
APPEAL TO SPITE
DISGRESSION
I'M RIGHT HERE
SIGN IN OR SIGN UP
SHORT SHRIFT
AMATEUR PHILOSOPHER
LADIES AND HOMEBOYS
SUNDAY BLOODY SKYPE
INTERPOLATION
MEDICINAL MARIMORTON
RIM
JOB
YOU'RE THE WORST BEST FRIEND I EVER HAD
(TO PETE)
TENNESSEE CUT-UPS
IS THAT A YES?
I AM WIZRDRY
HACKERS' REDIRECT
I LOVE YOUSE
NUTRITION IGNITION
OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY
BY TRADITION
I HAD A DREAM THAT SOME GUY WAS SENTENCED TO DEATH
FOR ATTEMPTING TO COMMIT SUICIDE
HEH HEH, I'M ON A ROLL. WITH MUSTARD
I'M GOOD WITH THE PAD AND PEN
IT SHOWS
HE BROUGHT THE HOUSE DOWN
LET BYGONES BE BYGONES

LOOK. YOU GONNA DO A COVER ON HIM WHEN HE'S DEAD?
I'M COLD, BUT I'M NOT...
I'M NOT SUFFERING
TERRIST HACK ATTACK
NOTA (NONE OF THE ABOVE)
SURE DIVERSITY
AD HOC
BY REACTION
DISTRUST & VERIFY
WEEKEND BOXOFFICE
TABOOBS
A FLAIR FOR THE TRAGICOMIC
CAN'T HEAR YOU, PLZ SPEAK SOFTER
I AM HAVING HUNGER PAINS
WHICH I CAN NO LONGER FEEL
BECAUSE I AM SO HIGH
BOILERMAKER
(CAN'T) FINISH A SENTENCE
AMY, STOP
MIDNIGHT @ THE OASIS
WONDERWALL
.COM
THERE'S THIS GOOD SINGLE, BUT THE ALBUM IS TERRIBLE
I BLOW YOU
INTERPRET DERP
ARE YOU MAKIN' FUN O' ME, DAD?
HARD TO PIN DOWN
TOO MANY BOOKS TO READ SO WHY START NOW
I PUT HIM IN THE GRASS BY THE TREE
GET SOME MEDICINE!
BEFORE YOU GO, ENJOY THE SHOW
BUT, SO YEAH
THANK YOU VURRY MUCH
I HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING.





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