ADD TO:

First Language Native Tongue
I live in the woods. My intentions are good.
Turned up loud and pushed down the stairs

King Narcissist Troll, Master of Deception. try me out.
I ESCHEWED YOU.

Now would be a good time for us to reacquaint ourselves with this:

Lost my GRIP
Lost my LIFT
Lost my REACH
Lost my STRIDE
Blank sheet of paper to the wind!

Chains of phrases, some inspired, some hackneyed, others randomly surreal.

THEY SHOULD HAVE ASKED *YOU* FIRST

hitting someone for six
you don't sound 100% convinced

MM to MG 14 Apr 2016:
Facebook User
I don't know what your relationship with Stevie is like,
but he's a master of deception. I'm not the only one who
has been emotionally abused and tossed aside. Have fun.

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I Took It As That
You Gave It As That?
Are You Being Sarcastic?
I Love That
Out Of The Blue?
Danube
Are You Being Facetious?
I Love That.

I want to take my virgin?! Push, don't be shy.

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EVERY EFFORT HAS BEEN MADE TO ACHIEVE OPTIMUM SOUND QUALITY.
HOWEVER, PRIORITY HAS BEEN GIVEN TO HISTORIC CONTENT. suckas

Maybe Now I'll Get the Respect I So Richly Deserve.

SPOT ON POINT
Error: Something went wrong and we didn't catch what it was

Kai Winding
Ewe and me against the whirl.
No one saw it coming.
That special something.
Gives me slight pause.

You know what I mean, and I know that you do!
Look out, Miss Lotte Lenya
Dab the corners of my mouth
With small thick cocktail napkin
To remove ooze and sauce from my designer stubble

 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DO THAT
YOU REALLY CAN'T DO THAT
PUTTING YOUR FOOT DOWN & MAKING DEMANDS?
C-YA.

ARTIFACTS

Artifacts T-Racks
Sir Francis Drake's cakes - unh
If only I could free you again
Drizzy spinning in circles dizzy
Chigger , chigga bites
Skeeter, skeeter bites
Hector Lopez disinfectant
Expectant father
Jeff Magnum Opus
yeh
Cataract bifocals contract risks
Chigger , chigga bites
Skeeter, skeeter bites
Bee sting put a ring on it
Respond to my last poke
Pete Drake views
Horny when dirty different than
Horny when washed - unh
Biography of a living person
Middle of the night reference table
I go jump in the lake
Pete Rose is red, Violet is purple
Reign in blood like maple syrple unh
This dick ain't free
Erectile dysfunctional unh
Viagriculture unh
This lick ain't free
Kendrick unh
My submission was rejected
Spouses kids family relatives pets houseplants
I mean I have friends, I see people
Strawberry lemonade
Cellphone video of we
Beat up my classmates in the bathroom
Tween classes unh
Printer & the Resolution unh
Blunt force trauma to the heyed unh
Execution style for awhile, this gon be good, child - unh
This trick ain't me
Chigger
And you know I always know what I'm talkin about
Bob Mould & Frank Black
Together again
New album: Husker Pixie Du
Bypass triple bypass
Interstate highway offramp
Surgery openheart emergency
Sandwich openfaced sandwich
Bypass quadruple bypass
Interstate lovesong detour
I'm boiling me some black eyed peas
With some smoked turkee
White meat privilege unh
Dark bean privilege unh unh
Let the games begin, unfairly dickenson
Trending and bending gender
Antennae Jimmy Semens
Errogenous zone erroneous tonebender
You can stick your clinton trump bernie up your sweet bippy, hippie
That can only mean one thing
Irving Plaza Murder.

Break classification rules for the public's benefit, and you could be exiled.
Do it for personal benefit, and you could be President.

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PIN CUSHION
where everyone is carrying a switchblade for their own protection
 The sound quality's not great but you get the picture
HATEBOMB

NSAID
NONSTEROIDAL
ANTI-INFLAMMATORY
DRUG

(Geo Michael): suddenly long forgotten pop stars become considered iconic
after their heartbeats stop. GOOD COPY. you people.

. . . late August 1966:
Brian Epstein's briefcase, containing pills and compromising correspondence,
is stolen from his room at a Beverly Hills hotel; a ransom note threatening
exposure leads police to a former boyfriend of Epstein's,
but Epstein refuses to press charges.

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I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to. (Elvis)

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Squad fam lit swag turnt up woke

Did you capitalize each (first) letter because it's a song title
that you wrote or is it because you love capitalism?

EX-FATHER

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Why don't we do it in the middle of the road?
No on will be washing us
Why don't we do it in the middle of the road?

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EXPERIENCE?? NOBODY TAKES OLDER PEOPLE SERIOUSLY NOWADAYS. AND WHY SHOULD THEY!

DON'T NEED U
CUZ U DON'T CARE ABOUT ME

It did not really sell that good either.

DIY LO-FI DEFIANCE
FINANCE COMPANY

Excessively "embellishing herkyjerk whozis" and over-intellect

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AN EXPERT TASTEMAKER
WHY SHOULD ANYTHING CHANGE NOW?

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yeah they don't last if you forget to refridgerate them
immediately after opening. preservatives ain't what they usedta be.

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Yet... come on with the All-As-One. Humans are vastly diverse,
and they naturally tend to gravitate towards common bond.
Animals do it. Do we all have to always closer know everybody else?
Not gon happen.

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too busy grieving to discuss further

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ALLOW QUIET CONTEMPLATION
Sorry, your browser doesn't support Java.
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1024 X 768 SCREEN RES & A SPEEDY CONNECTION REQUIRED
The mob has many heads but no brains.

Hey Partsy, let's get "twitter" drunk together & co-write
a brand new song called "Spotifly, My Regal Zonophoam"
(Dukes in Hospice) in Fm7

Look who I'm talking to about what again?

Thirty days has September, April, June and November.
When short February’s all done, all the rest have thirty-one. #NowYouKnow

“We shall not cease from exploration /
And the end of all our exploring /
Will be to arrive where we started /
And know the place for the first time.” ~TS Eliot

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HOW COME ERRYBODY STAUNCHLY DEFENDS LGBQT - 
BUT IF I SUDDENLY BOAST I'M HORNY TO EAT DICK,
THEY GASP IN OUTRAGE?
I THINK I MIGHT BE LYING

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The decimation of public education is a definite sign of a fascist state.

hey friend - sorry if this catches you off guard,
but is there any pleasure powder out there to obtain?
not really my bag, but... for a special occasion. lemme know. thx.

Luke Steele and Nick Littlemore



Grooviest 17 Original Hits

Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchens deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's

I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's, Lord

Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin' and chicks for free

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Good morning Mr Leitch
Have you had a busy day?

Propellerheads Chainsmokers
Teo Macero vs Dave Grusin

No One Ever Lost More
(Jeannie C Riley)

^ (Moore Loses Everybody)

Blisteringly satirical
Jad Fair/Canticle

Stephen Thomas Erlewine, Bruce Eder & William Ruhlman
Life's a Riot Goin' On with Spy vs. Spy
Burn after reading. That's art.

YOUR CARDS AND LETTERS
I'm using my Bible for a Roadmap
You need to talk to somebody

Off the chain
Totally knackered
Schlitz
Go go go, hit the gas hit the gas

THAT BEING SAID
Florsheim forget it.

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CAN I JUST

GARBAGE IN THE GARAGE

?
have on the ball
have on the brain
have on the go
have on the run
have on the string
have one eye on
have one foot in the grave
have one in the oven
have one over (the) eight
have one too many
have one’s ass in a crack
have one’s ass in a sling
have one’s brain on a leash
have one’s mind in the gutter
have one’s nose wide open
have one's day
have one's druthers
have one's eye on
have one's hands full
have one's head screwed on right
have one's moments
have one's way with
have one's wits about one
have one's work cut out for one
have oneself
have other fish to fry
have out
have over
have over a barrel
have pegged
have pick of
have pins and needles
have pity on
have pride of place
have pull with
have rathers
have recourse to
have relations with
have rocks in (one's) head
have rocks in head
have rocks in one’s head
have rolling in the aisles
have second thoughts
have seen (one's) day
have seen better days
have share of
have shit for brains
have shoulder to the wheel
have skin in the game
have snow on the mountain
have snow on the roof

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31 May 2016

While I've Got You

nothing to say and everything to say it with.

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AN AMERICAN TRILOGY (Mickey Newberry)

Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away, look away, look away Dixieland

Take it fellas
bkg vcl:
"Oh, I wish I was in Dixie, away, away
In Dixieland I take my stand to live and die in Dixie"

For Dixieland, I was born 3
Early Lord one frosty morn
Look away, look away, look away Disneyland - drumbeat

Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory hallelujah
His truth is marching on 6m

2m 1

So hush little baby, don't you cry
You know your daddy's bound to die 4
But all my trials Lord, soon be over

Glory, glory hallelujah
His truth is marching on
His truth is marching on!

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BUG SPRAY
Shootings. Stay out of the line of fire. Dodge the bullet. Bullet dodging. Move! Whew!! 
That was close! Cowbos and Indians? So scared of guns. They're like insects. Need pest 
control, simple as that. Call the exterminator. We can't let them overtake our peaceful 
existence. Solution is easy: call the exterminator, mama. Watch them disappear. They're 
trying to kill us, but we don't give them the chance. The little cheap stinky kids got 
their hands on an arsenal. Whose fault is that? Take 'em out. With Raid & Black Flag. 
Stay away from the window. Pop, pop, pop. I'm hit! I'm down! Praise the lOrd and
pass the ammunition. BUG SPRAY. -jul 18 2016

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FOLDDOWN
I know all about folddown. Mono is mono; tho not properly "dedicated" mixed, it's simply 
all music coming out of one channel. I have been having loads of fun recently making my 
own "Folddown Fake Mono Hybrid" projects... just combining left and right. With Fabs, 
with my own records, with anybody post-1970.... It's really no big deal, the whole debate
 has jumped far out of reasoning ("Beatles far preferred their mono mixdown sessions" 
etc). --- My ears ADORE hearing my own new Abbey Road folddown WAV files. It's so 
different, no separation "room space" between instruments and voices, instead all right 
in your face (like a 45). It kicks butt just by its 1-track nature. Granted, there can 
occur some minor phasing issues, and unintended level imbalances... but Folddown is NOT 
the negative connotation everybody has given it. smile emoticon (I'm even writing an 
article on this subject.)

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Find out how you can help those impacted by the recent flooding in Louisiana.

ahh, the 90's... back when the internet was made out of paper.

Mick Hobbs: Frap it's a mild hen night there. O eve i can't you. Why do you pert me so? 
Bog up toot not serve fool. Some serf laze and bridge it by.
There's too much toil here. Let's have some longer syllables.
Exactly

Benb Gallaher: Easefully the glomdom valence, etc., hitherawhereforness.
Skittles undone rectory, but for nish is ofter a therebeen ness,
its since has splayed. Plengsfully terpsichore.

Hug = stress-o-gram quickly plummets to minimum levels

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Totally knackered
Schlitz
Go go go, hit the gas hit the gas
Florsheim
THAT BEING SAID

You're talking to me as if you think I know what you mean.

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jd to m

I've been pretty disappointed by all his negative and bigoted posts as of late. Very sad 
to see someone i admire for their musical talent be so hateful and hurtful. I didn't 
expect that from RSM. Cheers to you and good luck with all you do, I hope we come visit 
you soon! July 9 at 11:12am

I've been trying to figure out if he was always so hateful and hiding it, or if maybe 
he's starting to lose it. It really is sad... I hope he can find some peace. BUT! We're 
all happy with ourselves, right? Onward and upward! I look forward to meeting you!
Like? July 9 at 11:16am

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if you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the 
whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig 
so hard-core cruster.

“It might be running out, but this is a record that demands what’s left of your time”

The post or object that you were commenting at has been removed by its owner and can no 
longer be commented on.

It doesn’t bother Fantano too much, but it does bother him.

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You're right back to where you were before you met me, and I'm right back there too! 
Let's just stay put.

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Use of my borrowed photo is permitted because Oliver bartered with me and didn't try to 
steal it. One would expect that from a longtime friend - well, most of them anyway - but 
here is a recent acquaintance doing the right thing by me. See? It DOES get better!

The UFO can be “known” only by not asking what it is.
 
Apostolic Blurch Injector

POLYVERSAL Beat The Boots Vivendi Bertlesman Group Sony-Trump SunDIY 45/78Bluraye
Stepin Fetchit
"it's right in front of your face" before his feet ever hit the floor

embracing their inner cheeseball
savor its cool that never waivers

The Back Porch Majority
New York Night Train Daily Party Platter

THE TREND IS NEAR!

@NIHILISTMEMES

If all this death & loss is so tragic & jarring, then why don't we treat each other 
better while we can?

PUNDIT, HOW U GONNA FUND IT?

fighting cancer, in a boxing ring

OK I'm 63 and going blind. As intended... someday it'll happen to you all.

But what's up with this popularly accepted, modern method of printing valuable text in a 
tiny font in a dark color with an inappropriate background color... Design is everything?

YA CAINT READ IT! Mature adults go blind!

PS: same with food expiration dates. They fucking hide them!

On His Blindness

WHEN I consider how my light is spent 
E're half my days, in this dark world and wide, 
And that one Talent which is death to hide, 
Lodg'd with me useless, though my Soul more bent 
To serve therewith my Maker, and present 
My true account, least he returning chide, 
Doth God exact day-labor, light deny'd, 
I fondly ask; But patience to prevent 
That murmur, soon replies, God doth not need 
Either man's work or his own gifts, who best 
Bear his milde yoak, they serve him best, his State 
Is Kingly. Thousands at his bidding speed 
And post o're Land and Ocean without rest: 
They also serve who only stand and wait. 

John Milton. 1608–1674

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Football... doesn't even appear anywhere on my long list of recent priorities.
Wonder why that is. Maybe I need to get out more?

CONOBJ
other titles under consideration:
?• My World Has Closed
?• All My Rowdy Friends Are Running Over Me Tonight
?• The Lion Is Busy
?• Better Unsaid
?• Objector Set
?• Mumz R Us
?• Parking Lot Ballerinas Around ±0
?• Hereford Hitherto
?• Indoor Singular
?• Every Spot On Your Back
?• Not A Matter Of Metamucil
?• Who Owns The Periscope Infant?
?• Nutley Personals
?• Amanda B. Reckonwith
?• Local On The 8's
?• March Of Dimes
?• Hobbies Galore
?• Bottle Of Cereal
?• Mercedes Bent
?• Guided By Voiceprints
?• Proud To Be A Redneck/
?• Fish N' Tits
?• Ballad of Bill Crump
?• Ma Nah Ma Nah
?• Everything's So Exciting In My Head
?• Pride Goes Before A Fall
?• Station Fire Songlist
?• Peavey
?• Better Living Through Chemistry
?• I Don't Suppose You Could Relate
?• Rate Me Nude, Nealey
?• As Big As I Remember It
?• I'd Like To Make That Same Mistake Again
?• Painted Myself Into A Corner
?• Kawliga
?• Best If Used By January 18
?• Samplitude
?• This Happened Once Before
?• Obi Strip
?• All Points Bulletin
?• Theraministry
?• Unfortunatality
?• Romper Room School
?• This Page Is Too Big To Be Shown Completely
?• my name here
?• When It's Sleepy Time Down South
?• Message Board Moderator
?• Split Second
?• your name here
?• Blame It On My Youth
?• Pig Intestines
?• Music Maestro, Please
?• Spero Fireworks
?• Diagnose Me
?• Speaking On Condition Of Anonymity
?• Somethin' Smith and The Redheads
?• Wiry Jargon
?• Face It, You're Cheap
?• 1024 x 768
?• Aegos
?• Don't Bore Us, Get To The Chorus
?• May Help Feel Better, Live Longer
?• Shiite Shih Tzu
?• Skull and Crossbones
?• Glasgow A'Go-Go
?• And All That
?• Frank, Wake Up!

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the annoyance seems aggravating after awhile

TEXT MELEE

Isn't the word "continuum" fantastic. I mean, just everything about it.

optwdfztz@nvnlnqick.com texts:
Subject:LAAST CHANCE FOR MEDS DIRECT AT CANADIAN https://bit.ly/2jjgVz0

drumpf 1/20: alarmist conformist! hate me for this, but...
not paying attention to any of it for any reason feels sensational.
they threw a party and nobody came. ignorance truly is bliss.
there is no top of the ladder anymore.

Run last 'cause it'll minimize what can break, and the meta refresh will be
there as a safeguard.


(c) text melee


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