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1 SUBJECT = pen & paper
ABILIFY
Year-end clearance eHarmony.com dischord
dec 2010 is the worst for me since 1951
i don't have a macbook laptop
freecreditscore.com
i don't have any hormones left
from his journal
i love you, i HAVE to like you
Gerry House cleaning
time to get toilet paper. Again?!
Dickson deer crossing
all caps?
With a name like...
i don't have a home nametag the entertainer
Dog walkers
Time Jumpers
Saw Roger Ferguson on tuesday
Seeing Billy Anderson today (thurs)
Abillyfi
Yogi Bear 3D
hey krys, burn me a dvd of the Crying Game
Kittra, remind her to do that, will ya?
My short term memory is reduced, to 15 seconds.
that may even be longterm.


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Even homelessness can't stop me from being a WRITER
here's what's happening in your neck of the woods
necking
i break down and cry often, and without warning
texting my bad self
Handwritten words discovered posthumously
it's always about "after the fact"
never "during the fact"
I am writing again!
25 o'clock on the down low
Acetiminophen AARP
food stamps licking postage nutrients
texting myself, my bad self on my bad side
L.E.D. Zeppo Exception
can't wrap my head around decision making
is that my foam or yours?
wedding ringtones
honeymoon sex
the morning after
bad breath
Go back to Vanderbilt
i couldn't be much of a custodian
janitor in January
false police report
5-HTP colon slash slash www weeping
at fine department stores
loud R-guments on sale
Ballmart
Terry Blankenship has excess ca$h, owes me a bit
i could use a donation, bud
Bud Collier foundation
big & rich
dog biscuit via Skype
blue mood oprah marx
somebody else coming, where will they fit?
Nuno boota theatre


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HOMELESS RECORDING
EATEN RAW RARE MEDIUM RARE MEDIUM MEDIA
WELL-DONE WELDON MYRICK
XMASATGAYLORDOPRYLAND.COM STRESS FLUID MILK
stress fluid (sperm impregnates charlotte pike)
WRVU.org 91.1 request line (615) 322-7625
I called to demand some rsteviemoore, but no answered
HANDGUN MADE OF SOAP, ON A ROPE, NOOSE, NEWS
TOOK 2 TWENTIES OUTTA ONE SECRET POCKET,
AND STUCK 'EM IN ANOTHER ONE. I CAN SEE FOR...
(C4)
MILES GOOSENS BERRY FIELD OF DREAMS
CHUCK SAGLE, 4309 NEBRASKA AVE
VIC, CALL HIM, WILL YA?
MAPQUEST HIM, REQUEST HIS LINE
I'M A WRITER
WITH BENEFITS
SUSAN BOILED EGGS
VICTIM'S FAMILY REACTION
STRATFORD SPARTANS
PAVILLION BED SWEAT
HD:
HAROLD DEMURE
HENRY DILTZ
HILDEGARDE DAVIDSON
HAITIAN DOPEFIEND
HOT DOG
HELIUM DELIRIUM
HOPE DELIVERANCE
HINDRANCE DeSOTO
HOWARD DEVOTO
HIGH DRAMA
HOLLY DAY
HAIR DYE
HOT DAMN
HOOP DIBSON
HAWKS DOVES
HELEN DIED


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Carmen is Love, Carmine was grass
Hi, is this Metro Police?
He noticed the red wine here
First responders
another blue valleyum
WSMV, rsm Fee (rss feed)
In the early morning my brain doesn't function
Selectedchevydealers.com
LIFEBOOK
Pulling out all the stops
I need a
Glory Hole
Vic, call, make me an appointment?
If I can secretly view an adult video for like 10 minutes,
I can surely relieve the stress fluid.
release the drool
Discounts and gimmicks
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
John Prine, prying into my affairs
Jon Brion, buying a Blu-Ray Manzanerek
Sewart Air Force Base in Smyrna
I'm a writer
I wrote this daYS/WEEKS BEFORE RECORDING IT.


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NEXT P AGE? well well, what have we here?
Barney Skype, playing against type
Don Not Don Was/Wasn't
When I was younger, I didn't feel this old
Invisible fence
Log on, click here > to terminate your life
Metaphorty Five at Thirty-Three
My back hurts so bad
Can you please remove it?
Rob Petrie
Petrified with fear, in the
Petrified Forest
The sound of one tree falling
The sound of you leaving
Is my GODfather my enemy?
Hope not!
Should I have not written that? pacino.


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next page, text rage
time track, mind crack
way beyond
no way
people cross their legs when they sit down
if they forget to, the chair will collapse
it's a means of foundational support
where's Nashville been?
don't ask, don't yell
don't ask, don't jell
R u gellin?
oh hell, hells yeah
they surely have the resources to assist me
but their attitude sez, no way
sign up today
R We Not Men? We R Home Depot
erectile dysfunction, not a chance
Cialis dyalysis at Staples Singer Center
Gingivitis western wallop
The small country where all citizens wear baseball caps.


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ok kevin, this one bypasses the handwritten pen
straight to type pad
direct hit
HSN
homeless shopping network
bios cmos asus libra
lack of athletic support
a hidden stash in stevie's li'l film cannister
when everybody else has run out
plz pick me up a new pipe?
everybody down here is constantly saying "Huh?"
when spoken to
HUH?
should we all talk louder, more distinct, within eyesight?
read my lips
((Haw?))
even at McDonald's the employees were duin it
(say what?)
i didn't say anything
"huh??"
gotta run
scan my mind, tan me hide
brand my line, can we find... salvationism?
word thoughts flow
Titans notwithstanding
archie drell and the bells
twitter HelloMargaux
what's the difference?
sleep sweat
darn fleming asked moses allison
Huh?
payton place tapes
she sure is purty
but
incompatible cannibal
junk for supper, RSM scrawled across the front bag.


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gianna knows that i won't go with anyone
BUT HER TODAY
wanna jam with Barney Evers so bad
what's his hourly fee?
box o' dozen kryspy kreme stress fluid
squooooosh
squssssssh X 12
waffle house closed
krystal supposed
i thought i was the best husband i could possibly be
[CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES]
art suffers excuses
gaze in the military
krys, block this person
the invisible man
havana moon at nevada diner
ramada inn on granada TV
big fresssssssssssssshhhh
santa bring me a flip-cam.


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WHERE m i ?
how did i ever end up here?
ARMED GUARD ON DUTY
R'med guard
Rmadeus Rockme
3 months ago i was headlining NYC clubs
bassman frontman
now what?
busking in the Rcade on chuRch street?
i could do vegas casinos
i mean, undo
i could trip to florida
lotta people down there
lotta people everywhere here
dream
don van vliet vs. romeo juliet
void transaction
sun's gwine down, turn on the lantern


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this is not a blog song
Pro Toons
did those Titans win?
spindle of blanks
catherine dudley do-right
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
diary dairy
oh dear me
gigabyte of mashed potaters n' gravy
gadgets fad
it's trad, dad
visit my new pad
ledger lined pork rind
Jay King jewelry
who haggerty?
merle haggardy
i'm paranoid like never b4
like someone's now gonna take my freedom to live away
wheelchair software from Macy's (Chicago)
pour some garlic powder on my frosted flakes
i'm no writer,
who am i fooling? nobody.
Kurt!


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Counterpart
Can you help me with this?
That's what they say
That's what I would say
Cauliflower ear
Local papers, please copy
(Your mother saw cocks in hell)
Now you has jazz
The Robinson Cano Show
A minor skirmish
Common sense is not on the guest list
Indie indie
Real feel
The horny comedians
Suffering sciatica
Cautionary tale
Dragging our feet
There's one thing I've always wanted to do before I quit:
Retire
I scrambled to appear responsive
End of story!


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"Have you been fixin' him breakfast every morning?"
Nope, I let him starve down to skin 'n bones
and eHarmony
I wave steaming strips of bacon under his nose
I hand him plates of fried eggs, but hold them just out of reach
I drink gourmet tea and burp loud enough for him to hear me
well, ok
The Captain wants to see you at once!
Who you been talking to?
Why, did you try to call?
No, how did you know?
Unit: total sum of our individual parts
Ligeti
and spicy Meat ball
Sorry folks, I take fool responsibility
Hush money.


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Midas touch
Put it in my hands
Put it in my lap
It turns to gold
a magic trick
Work naked
Play naked
Show me some skin
Wash thoroughly
...years
Shower bath
Take it off, take it all off
Why be inhibited?
Why be embarrassed?
We don't hafta be runway models, body builders
The early years
Overweight? more to love
mOOre
hide your Private parts
I only want your legs
I beg to rub your legs
Nudist Colony Records
Kiss my aspirin.


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MILES WIDE OPEN MINDED
Miles wide open-minded
I mean,
The logisitics of the thing!
ONE MILLION DOLLARS
Gentlewoman elite crew
Minute to win it
Rise above the vulgar
Old Cockrill School
Arrogant certitude
Deadline looms
I STILL eagerly awaken every morning to see
What new youtube links he has posted
Which she clicks that she likes!
I like that!
I don't like anything, though!
But I want you to know that I like whatever you say
It's how I build my identity chip
A trip to Toytown
Buffo buffo
Blicharz blicharz
Angel Torres
Warren
Barbara Wolf
NUDD
Sharifa
John Stanford
Jamie
Anderson Cooper
Susan McGrath
Adele
Reffic
Who's you? Where you were?
Sister Rosetta Stone
No lie
Egg Nagra dichodomy
Darfur Farfel
Elephant talk show
2 Ys U R, 2 Ys U B
I C U R, 2 Ys 4 me
The most sublime act is to present another one.
What's that supposed to mean?


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Things I should have brought down with me:
First, my ex-wife, of course (bring ME down)
2nd, pipe cleaners
3rd, my pipes! for crying out loud
Then, more triple xtra large
Pants and shirts
Shirts and pants
Get an E-meter
Religulous
Salmon Rushdie is typing
Salmon Rushdie has entered text
(save chat entry content)
Minute to win it
State of denial
DENIAL!!!!!!!!
TENNESSEE titan JERSEY


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Someone in this room was doin' overdubs
Hometaping when yo moms & pops were datin'
Hopetaping
Playin, screwin around
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Chemical spills
Frito lay
Obstreperous
Barcode baroque
Call me on my cellphone, as soon as I enter your room
Thesaurus pterodactyl
Kurt Loder call home
Sullivision
I'll purchase New York
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Kelloggs tell-all
Probe
Sin-o-nyms and ant-o-nyms humbucker
Zoo canoe
Ill repute
I'll share my nail file
S U V H 1
Egregious breach of etiquette
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Bobby Cole and the Spindles
Quantity has a quality all its own
Not that there's anything wrong with that
I'm not doing anything wrong!
You're TAKING it wrong.


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Huh?
That's all they had
International Lo-Fi Underground
My Chemical Romance with My Morning Jacket on My9
Click Like
Like, click
Clique
Replica watches
That's all they had
The King of Irate
TUNE YOU RIGHT OUT
Gonna look at my watch and act like I'm late
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
. . . . . .
(bladder full 3:30am)
. . . . . .
"My command for cross-genre songcraft
is equalled only by my screw-the-critics penchant
for self-indulgent experimentation.
Alas, my best years R behind me;
my chronic obscurity has been compounded by my own bizarre,
often anti-social behavior.
Fame likely awaits me posthumously."

Seek a second opinion!


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freud. fraud.
12:34
kyle farnsworth
subversive opposite
can analysis be worthwhile?
is the theatre really dead?
by exaggerating my flaws, i capture my essence
the program is not responding
freund
spoon
tiny masters of today
yo illiterate fatty
why don't you read the way i write??
remark draws ice
frewd
aerial footage of ariel pink's celebrity homestead
presented by marc ribot
s' i don't know! (soddo no.)
she: have you been drinking?
he: (laughs) yehhhh...! since 1972!


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Watch my face very very closely
If you care about such things as SPECIFICS
Who makes plans anymore? I know I don't.
Sectarian taunting
Hasbeens, never-weres and also-rans
Essex Hudson Urology
Flushing buffer
Snap it, pal!
Spam spasm
Space heater
Oven love
Bitin' my fingernails with false teeth
Cuties with cooties
Mother humbusker
She knows her field
She has "impeccable taste in music"
Huh?
Nancy Grace, blig blag blog bluge
I'm such an idiot!
Jody Applegate Aspinall
Dig upon
Dignitaries
Swollen up, Churchill downs
A decrease in semen may occur
Fred Seaman
Ed Seaman
I'd fight the world
Stewky Doofus!
I can't get anyone to pay attention.
Have you tried Scope?


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He wants SPACE BAR.


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Viagraculture
Oh, stop being silly, you must be logged in to do that!
Hiding from the absolute behind the relative
Women are not small men
We can't have that.
MP3's MPG's
Tiki Barber
Out-bloody-rageous
Abe Vigoda hell
Jason Willett? It might!
Students told to share gum
Could become just that.
No videocameras
I know how it feels, bad.
Choked with debris
Cedars-Sinai
This is
Noise for the neighbors upstairs
Doin it with The R, microphone fiend
No age weird NJ rippers
Stephen Merritt Parkway.
Stop that, silly.


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I MAKE JOKE

ONCE UPON A TIME
A TRAVELLING SALESMAN
LIVED IN A SHOE
HE ATE SO MANY CHILDREN
HE DINT KNOW WHAT TO DO
CROSSED THE ROAD TO
GET TO THE OTHER SIDE
DIDN'T MAKE IT
FLATTENED BY A SEMI
WHO'S THERE? SEMI. SEMI WHO?
I SURMISE ANTI-SEMITISM.
CHECK, PLEASE.


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Third World public affairs
Hey, all you mother scratchers
To is a preposition, come is a verb
Cut his nuts off? or
Cut off his nuts?
The verb intransitive
Big drum solo
Not specific enough to verify
Draft pick (GTR)
Glenn Beck remix
Tootsie rolls royce
Possibly but not certainly
God, these kids are tough!
They takin' over
Public F Airs


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No hiding behind false pretenses
Kiss me in the streets
Youth is wasted on the wrong people
Better homes & gardens
Bitter homes & guard dogs
Armed dog on duty
My burden is too heavy
How will I go on?
New Toshiba laptop infected by "System Tool" spyware
Steve on Steve
Please be kind to our shared environments
Because the
Decades pass
While dreams
Of success
Fall and die
Kickstarter
Dix Ucker
Man smart, Vic smarter
Fix daughter
Licks
Knicks otter
Pics of Rick's dotter
Wix la chelmer
Mac authority
What did I just say?
I forgot.
This is not a time for the
Tight-lipped smile move-along look
Well, I guess it is
It's not all about you.
Early peas
Small very young


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