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I AM NOW ONLY WHO I WAS
gonna get run out of my home town 
after all this time

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DO TATTOOS IDENTIFY WITH GENDER

I PEED INTO AN ICE CUBE TRAY, 
TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN . . .

Stevie Moore sings a variety of different styles from 
1930's, Rock 'N' Roll, Crooners, to present day. 
He has performed all over the UK in clubs, pubs, 
hotels, Care/Residential homes and private functions. 
In 2011, he released his first album with Crossfire 
Management, which was distributed by Sony. 
He is currently solely focusing on Care/Residential/Day 
centres and homes as he enjoys singing the style of 
music which the older people enjoy, but also throws 
in a few modern, but acceptable songs (both 
non-explicit and explicit versions).

PLEASE STOP BRINGING YR KIDS TO THE PARK
I'M TRYING TO DRINK HERE

I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter
to 18 Music Rights Societies
Postage Do
This song makes me want to break into 
someone's house and water their flowers.

HI
My waistline is swelling. Expecting twins. 
Losing the Battle of the Bulge.
Mighty short piece.

Tell the Girls That I'm Not Hangin' Out
If his mouth is moving he is lying.
ENJOY ON THE GO!
SPORK INCLUDED
JUST GO!

WHOA!
SLOW DOWN, HUSTLER
Are you over 18? If not, that's too bad 
but hey, come back later when you are.
Thanks for your patients, Dr.

Someone You've Blocked is in This Group
I LOVE YOU ALL! EVEN THE INFECTED 
HATED ONES. I WILL HUG YOUR 
CORPSE, WILL YOU HUG BACK?

I WANT A
PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM
TATTOO.
Freedom’s just another word 4nothing left 2lose.
I’d trade all my tomorrows 
for one single yesterday.

reMinder(s):
SPANT RELLEY
CREDITS
LAURA CANTRELL CREDITS
NOTES TO SELF
STORY OF MY LIFE
It's So Hard to Tell Who's 
Going to Love You the Best
EARL DUNN PONTIAC
IF YOU WANNA MAKE GOD LAUGH,
TELL HIM YOUR PLANS.
PRIMROSE CENTER
MAKE DO
MAKE IT BE DO
LAW & ORDER & TRAFFIC CONTROL
ATTITUDINAL
GAG A MAGGOT
ON A GUT WAGON
SHAKE WELL MOORE
SHAKE IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT
JUD COST
GO SEE!

It’s the duty of a writer to sustain themselves with 
as much self importance as they can muster. 
Without it, we wouldn’t have Proust or Wilde.
~Eoghan Lyng

1.0 out of 5 stars Fake
Reviewed in Germany on July 7, 2017
Verified Purchase
So, honestly. This CD is a fake. No player 
plays it. You better get your hands off it. 
That this CD is offered at all.

RHOTICITY IN ENGLISH
Rhoticity in English is the pronunciation of the 
historical rhotic consonant /r/ in all contexts by 
speakers of certain varieties of English. The 
presence or absence of rhoticity is one of the 
most prominent distinctions by which varieties 
of English can be classified. In rhotic varieties, 
the historical English /r/ sound is preserved in 
all pronunciation contexts. In non-rhotic varieties, 
speakers no longer pronounce /r/ in postvocalic 
environments—that is, when it is immediately 
after a vowel and not followed by another vowel.[1][2] 
For example, in isolation, a rhotic English speaker 
pronounces the words hard and butter as /ˈhɑːrd/ 
and /ˈbʌtər/, whereas a non-rhotic speaker "drops" 
or "deletes" the /r/ sound, pronouncing them as 
/ˈhɑːd/ and /ˈbʌtə/.[a] When an r is at the end of a 
word but the next word begins with a vowel, as in 
the phrase "tuner amp", most non-rhotic speakers 
will pronounce the /r/ in that position (the linking R), 
since it is followed by a vowel in this case. (Not all 
non-rhotic varieties use the linking R; for example, 
it is absent in non-rhotic varieties of Southern 
American English.)[5]

FOREVER BATTLING WITH THE
WATER TAPS BETWEEN 
SCALDING HOT & FREEZING COLD
TO FINALLY FIND JUST THAT SPOT
THAT'S TOLERABLE ROOM TEMP.
SHEESH!
you look like you're getting ready to start crying

YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
I COULD PROVE YOU WRONG.
U KNOW A BITCH CRAZY
IF SHE GOT A COLORING BOOK
BLUES OBITUARY
Stevie Nicks? Never. R. Stevie? Forever.
JON DEAR DETRACTORS
TOPANGA STATE PARK
UNTAMED & RUGGED
Stevie Nicks? Never. R. Stevie? Forever.
Don’t EVER ask someone what their old name was.
PROTEST PARTY HITS PODCAST
IT'S ALL PINK INSIDE
PABLO CASALS
BOOM BOOM BRANNIGAN
FULL LIST
GLORIA E-D-A
Stevie Nicks? Never. R. Stevie? Forever.
OH, YOU THINK SO?
CHRISTIAN BURIAL MUSIC
iOS /ˈbʌtər/,

MANY STUNNING NEW GIG PICS HAVE 
BEEN POSTED EXCLUSIVELY TO 
myspace.com/thersteviemoore
IF YOU'RE NOT INTO THAT FRIEND THING, 
YOU PROLLY CANNOT SEE THEM. 
THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU THE ENEMY.

EVEN FORGETTING IF I
JUST GOT STONED AGAIN OR NOT
WELL THEN!
CHOCOLATE RAIN MATTERS
CONVERSANT CUNT
HERE COMES MEXICAN SUMMER AGAIN
AND MIKE SNIPER CAPTURED
FACES MURDER TRIAL
HELP US IMPROVE
DO BETTER
RSMCC V.2
I AM NOW ONLY WHO I WAS
HERE'S WHY:
SOUP BASS
MIKE SNYDER DUKE
HIGH ON GINA FRARY DUST

God is alive and living in the Eiffel Tower

psychological gamesmanship
SEE OUR AD IN ELLE
CHOPPING MALL REMISSION
AND WE WERE DOING SO WELL UP TO NOW
CATFISH AND THE BOTTLEMEN
LIKE A HOCKEY PUCK
PORTUGAL. THE TRANS MAN
JUDD HIRSCH
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
KENNY ROTTEN
CRITTERS BUGGIN
NUMBER IS AN N-WORD
LETTER IS AN L-WORD

OVER THE COVID
LEGIT SHIT
YOU TOOK HER OFF MY HANDS,
NOW PLZ TAKE HER OFF MY MIND
TFW NO BM IN 2 DAYS
OH MY AND BOO-HOO
WAITING FOR
THE NEXT CELEBRITY DEATH
Frumious Bandersnatch
DO THE MATH
PEN & PAPER,
NOT CALCULATOR
ANOTHER YEAR WITH NOTHIN TO DO

The Ever Given: Large container ship remains 
stuck in Egypt's Suez Canal, backing up 
hundreds of vessels and disrupting global trade

BED BOOK:
CAN'T SEE WHAT I WRI-
HOW CAN I WRITE IN
THE DARK
PEN'S EMPTY?
MUST RISE UP FROM HORIZOZNTAL
TO VERTICAL
INK GRAVITY
TOO LATE NOW
I FELL BACK ASLEEP
GOINPG BLIND
HOW CAN I RELATE TO
A KID BORN IN 2008
HOW TERBLY STRANGE 2 B 70

realizations of intervocalic apical stops
An established worldview that has brought 
the world to the brink of global catastrophe 
has the weird audacity to smugly demean 
any viewpoint not strictly aligned with it.

HOPE TO DIE
HOLDIN' MY DICK
COPY RSDM INSTROS
SPED UP
WELCOME TO PUBERTY
GREAT,
A PEN THAT DON'T WORK
LAVA SOAP
the adrenochroming of children

ALLIGATORS & SHARKS IN DREAMS
SPINSTER OLD MAID
VIOLATE!
DISCIPLINE!
PUNISH!
TODAY ONLY!
THICK ENOUGH TO
STAND UP TO A STRAW
(YOUR DICK)

thudding ignoramuses

RIDE
ANYBODY EVER EAT LUNCH
WHILE SITTIN ON THE COMMODE?
FOLDING TABLE PERFECT FIT
SIMULMULTITASKING
I DON'T WANT
ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU
5:45 1/2 CLONOZEPAM PARTYPAK
BBQ
NUTTY OAT NUT
RACHEL SLIRRE

Devalued American Dollar Purchase Incentive Track
WHERE MY STIMMY
A 6 pack of hot dogs with an 8 pack of buns. 
Seriously, change one.

CLEAR REAR
CLOTHESPIN HAMMERNAIL STABILIZER
PLACQUE PSORYISIS?
FAUCI CHRIST SUPERSTAR
ON THE SAME PAGE
CHEW SLOW

Is Lickspittle an insult?
a contemptible, fawning person; 
a servile flatterer or toady.

YOU SIT AROUND ALL DAY
ON YOUR AFTERNOON OFF
WHEN YOU COULD BE WORKIN' OUT
WHEN U COULD BE WALKING OUR DOGS
WHEN U COULD BE PLANTIN' SHRUBS
HEALTHIEST WAY TO WIPE BUTT
(CLEAR REAR)
YOU SIT AROUND ALL DAY
ON YOUR ASS

if the records I'm making only sell a certain 
amount anyway, then why should I take so long 
putting them together?

BETTER BE USE IT
BACKACHES BY THE NUMBER
2019 AVOID NEGATIVE PEOPLE
2020 AVOID POSITIVE PEOPLE
2021 AVOID PEOPLE
BETTER BE USE IT
GETTING PREGNANT WHILE PREGNANT
BETTER BE USE IT
BACKACHES BY THE NUMBER
TEARDROP CITY
Sign up for our fakenews letter.

i love this group. it's pulled me right back into these 
magnificent, startling songs, fun twirling melodies 
& SF angst & wise lyrics from when i was 15, 
eternally looping my my head and my soundspace. 
now i'm 69. music *must* be life affirming. 
thank you, members.

BOARDING PASS INTERCEPTION
HAPPY BIRTHDEFECTS
YAWN OR SWALLOW
SPEAK UP, OR USE A MICROPHONE
SPEAK NOW, OR USE RESTRAINT
ENLARGED TO SHOW TEXTURE
BLOOD-ENGORGED DINGDONG
N-WORD = NEGLECT
LAVATORY TORIES
TURNED COMPLETELY OFF
PILOT LIGHT OUT
KNOXVILLE BATS
OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PIECE
R-WORD = RESTRAINT

obsequious
disapproving : too eager to help or 
obey someone important.
keep the peace pipe within reach, mama

I've Got the Bible Belt Around My Throat
Operating on dream logic non-linear 
narrative structures, 
after all the discussion, 
no one could fault the conclusion that 
R.Stevie is STILL the most important 
music-maker of the current era.

REDO PHRASES w/ SAM & JR
LEARN DUTCH ME
TXT IRWIN "I'M IN CANADA! 1st TIME!"
OCCUPIE WOLL STREET
Dutch East India Trading Company

A IS B ISN'T C IS D WAS
E IS F ISN'T G IS H WASN'T
I IS J ISN'T K IS L WASN'T
M IS N ISN'T O IS P WASN'T
Q IS R ISN'T S IS T WASN'T
U ARE V ISN'T W ARE X WASN'T
Y ON EARTH Z?
WON'T BE
WILL NEVER BE

BACKSTAGE, THERE'S A DEAD BODY!
A DEAD NUDE FEMALE BODY!
SECURITY!!

Idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis idiots



"You're the Victor" had been recorded during an 
audition for Decca and was duly released by the 
company who did not even bother to inform the group. 
It was an instant classic.
Q65

IS THERE OXYGEN?
RUNNING WATER?
IS THERE TOILET PAPER?
DON'T PUT ME SOMEWHERE
THAT HAS NO TOILET PAPER

Was Mungo Jerry a righty or a lefty?
If you’re not guilty, what do you have to hide?
Chkn Chauvin Mein. vs Fender Chauvin Amp.

Every time you come to jazzercise I have to break 
up a fight between you and Carrie when you play 
it so loudly. Please start doing private workouts, 
I really cant keep cleaning up your guy's blood.

Damn this fuckin town! East Nashvile, Nashvegas 
North, every goddam young singrsongwritr STILL 
sounds like Jackson Browne or Emilu Hairs or 
some shit. As if 50 years of glorious PopRock 
innovations never even happened. I'm falling 
asleep here, Daddy. Power nap!

Memories of daffodils and grape hyacinths of 
days gone by.
I'll take it. He's nicer now. Accept debit cards?

THE GUNK STUNK
TEA TREE OIL
ROB PETRIE DISH
UNCONDITIONAL,
THAT'S WHAT U R
SHIRA POLAN
A BAT OR A PANGOLIN
PORK RHYMES
GO ON, GIT!
WEEBLY STUMBLEDRUMS
Fashion Police Brutality

 right at the moment seemingly of their 
greatest success, as too rapid expansion, 
as it turned out, 
not surprisingly but still unfortunately 
lock-step with process and control systems, 
replaced earlier innovation 
and entrepreneurship. 

I HAVE TO LEAVE MYSELF
REMINDER NOTES
EVERY 10 SECONDS
FIFTEEN?
THAT'S A LOTTA PIECES OF PAPIER
ASS KICKER NOT KISSER
IT REALLY COMES AS NO SURPRISE
TO LEARN ABOUT THIS
ARE HOT DOGS WORSE THAN CIGARETTES?
yo stevie, long time listener, first time messenger. 
I wanna rock some t-shirts dawg. 
Hoping you'd drop some soon?!?!?
*I got nuthin on that, cat.
MICHEL ADCOCK MARRY ME
AGENT ORANGE JULIUS
AT MODELLS
LONG LIVE MAN DEAD
SWEETENER FREE
SODIUM WATER TAFFY
SUNBEAM BREAD GIRL
I'VE MADE MY CHOICE
I'M TOO BUSY TO EXERCISE
SICK WITH RAD
REMINDER TO REMIND YOU
OXYCODONE JIMI BOOK

Hipsters, Flipsters, and 
Finger-Poppin’ Daddies, 
Knock Me Your Lobes
Zennophobes
lobeya
strobe talbot
robe to walk globally
do a probe
l lobe yuo knock me

It looks like there aren't many 
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POST PUNK
IT'S ALL PUNK
THAT'S WHAT SHE THUNK
PRE-PUNK
SHE SAID I STUNK
IN THE CAR TRUNK
A DEAD NUDE FEMALE BODY!
IN SECURITY!!
TAKE HER FINGERPRINT
MEDICINAL MARIJUANA ENEMA
FRENCH KISS PISS
FUCK THIS - FISTING
WHY SHE DISS?
MY TAPE HISS?


This recording employs the Haeco-CSG System 
with very heavy noise reduction applied to it.
Watch what you say: There are mics everywhere.
Oh no..We went off there...

I CAN HEAR MY PULSE BEAT
IN MY RIGHT EAR WTF
KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON
LOL = LETTING OTHERS LIVE
MY POWDERED LAXATIVE IS GRIT FREE
BUT I LIKE GRITS
EXPENSIVE GRITS
INSTAPAYPAL
I'M A PSYCHOPATHWAY
WHAT'S A PATHWAY?
OH ABOUT TEN POUNDS
Methylchloroisothiazolinone > methylisothiazolinone
I WAS THERE (IN SPIRIT)
JERRY LEE LEVIS
PERSLEY
LET OFF STEAM
WET THE BED
I'M HEADS OVER HEELS FOR YOU
BASINGSTOKE
LAURA COATES MARRY ME
THIS WILL TAKE A WHILE
AWHILE IT TOOK
TO GET HITCHED
SHE GORGEOUS + SMART

Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. 
And I was like, oh dude this feels familiar. 
Then I remembered that I like stepped  
in pup poo like last weekend too. 
Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.

johnshall
Daily Negation, April 24: This Negation has a 
pandemic-y feel to it, and I am under the 
impression that I stayed inside more than most 
people for the first several months of the 
pandemic last year. I have a bit of the hermit 
in me anyway. Although I prefer living with 
someone, when I am fortunate enough to find 
someone, I usually drive them crazy or am 
driven crazy by them eventually. I don't think 
I'm that difficult to live with, but maybe I am. 
But the subject at hand is about going out 
and doing things as opposed to not. There 
are a lot of things I like to do out there - go to 
parks, movies, restaurants, bike riding, 
Governors Island (hopefully they don't destroy 
it), art museums and galleries, and more. But 
I prefer not to do these things alone. So I often 
just don't do them at all. I stay here, working, 
including this work, composing commentaries 
for these Negations. This is, technically, the last 
commentary I have to write--I see that I wrote 
one for April 25 last year. I don't want to stop 
making these videos yet, but I may re-use the 
commentaries, or re-work them. That will give 
me time to do something else. 
Hopefully something productive.

IF WE TRAVEL BY MY DRAGONFLY
ALT TAP TAB
IT MIGHT NOT
GAVEL TO GAVEL COVERAGE
BLUE PLAQUE
DEZ & OZZY CADENA
THAT'S IT!
CHILDREN BEHAVE
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY 
WHEN WE'RE 2GETH
AND WATCH HOW YOU PLAY
Intellectuals Are The Shoeshine Boys Of The Ruling Elite 
FRENCH KISS PISS LIST
FUCK THIS
FISTING UP TO THE WRIST
ROBBIE RIST'S COLONSTRETCH
Save Water, Shower With A Friend
SISTINE CHAPEL
WHY SHE DIS MY TAPE HISS?
IMMA BE NICE
LITTLE BOY TOY
GONNA GET EM WE GOT EM
U GOT ME FLOATATION DEVICE
oligotrophic tarn, basically unemployed, 
without unemployment benefits, and 
disabled, without disability benefits.

Members of the LGBTQommunity condemn 
comments made by _________________. 
It's a daily thing.


LADY GAGADAMN
TRUDEAU WINDOW
IMMA JUMP OUT
CATCH ME
RUNNER GOES!
RUNNER GOES!
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME
WHEN THE POLICEMAN
WANTS ME TO
STOP PLAYIN?
NO

“Stay in your lane” is a dumb ass expression. 
Smart people tend to be interested in and 
learn about many diverse subjects.

I WAS BORN TO DISAPPOINT YOU
RACHEL SWEET IS SOUR NOW
"TEAPOT" SAY IT
DON'T SIT DOWN
MINCEMEAT FISH
I LOVE YOU STEEL
SOMETHING WENT WRONG
HAVE ANOTHER GO?
TRY AGAIN?
GO2
PNEUMONIAPHOBIA
TEARS IN MY OATMEAL
TEARS ON MY PILLOW
HAND ON A PUPPET
PHIZ LAIR MARRY ME MAIRY
YER ALBUM
I WAS PORN 
A DOLLOP OF CREAM
SHE LIKES TO WRESTLE WITH MY HEAD
THE STANDARD (band)
GET VANISH MODE
A STRATEGY GAME IN THE ZOMBIE DOOM
MARGARET HOLMES
SEASONED CABBAGE:
WHY KNEW!

happy 1st to my babies, as long as i can have 
y'all curl up in my lap at the end of a long day 
then there really isn't much to be upset 
or worried about

fine wine and cheese fondue soirées

I LOST ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND!~
NEXT
WAIT IN LINE
TAKE A NUMBER
WHAT A BUMMER
LONELY AF
ONLY LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
OCCUPY
CAN I HAVE HALF AN AUTOGRAPH?
HALF STAFF
MORNING WOOD PISS HARD
E-WORD = END
OF PART 2
INTERMISSION
So High I've Been So Down I Must Fall

Adam Clayton Powell Jr. Boulevard
Demi Lovato says they are non/binary and 
changing their pronouns 
(these/those 9 backup bandmembers).

HELLO I'M JOHNNY CLASH
BRING ME THE HEAD OF JACK WHITE TRASH
GENE INCENT PRICE vs
EDDIE COCHRING
RALPH "SOUL" JACKSON:
SUNSHINE OF YR LOVE
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE,
JUST LET US KNOW
NO
WE HOPE YOUR STAY WITH US
IS ENJOYABLE
NO

If i said you had a beautiful body, 
would you hold it against me?
Try the artisanal fettuccini 
with Grandma’s meat sauce.
Rebel! Rebel! We are many, they are few!

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euite dkme yume, jm 59now,dnd dyill likr yodd, 
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hes grest, snd s ftidnd of dsvjd bieie uoo, mt true 
hero! Yidd cdn out s fufferent look st rverythjng, 
grest djng dljngs, jydt jnd vjcyory, sll yhr chkldren 
djng, rtc lhvvjmlhvvjm!

I miss 10 seconds ago when I didn't read your comment

What happens when an edgelord gets minor fame.
Hisaye Yamamoto
He say, January 1st, with a giggle

IF MY LEGS DON'T ACTUALLY HURT,
THEN THEY JUST GIVE OUT.
DON'T HOLD ME UP
LET GO
COLLAPSE UNDER THE WEIGHT
TWO BROKEN LADDERS
AMERICAN IDOL RUINED MODERN SOCIETY 
ONCE AND FOR ALL 
WITHOUT YOU KNOWING IT

A man with Alzheimer's forgot he was married, 
and fell in love with his wife all over again

CAN NO LONGER MULTITASK:
EXTREME MEMORY LOSS;
TASKS FORGOTTEN
WHEN REPLACED BY ANOTHER;
ONLY 1 @ A TIME?
LOOK MA NO HANDS

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PORTHCAWL
BACKRUB IN THE BATHTUB
I THINK SHE'S FLIRTING WITH ME
HOW CAN YOU TELL?

Bravo And Intelligent! 
Zuji Standing Negotiate 
To Frog And Crocodile Toy 
While Moly Sadness And Scare

THE SERVINGS (BAND)
THE SERVES
BHASKAR RACECAR
ELECTION FRIED
OW! THAT DIDN'T HURT,
WHY DID I SAY OW?
INST REELS = TIKTOK VIDZ
RUSTED ROUTE
ROYAL GORGE, CO
HUMBER BRIDGE UK
MERCH DROPS
I TOOK A NAP

the highest rating RSM release on metacritic

MISAGYNOUS MASSAGE MESSENGER
WIKI: LIST OF PREMATURE OBITS
COLLOQUIAL METAPHOR
PARMESAN CHEESE
MADE WITH MILK FROM COWS
NOT TREATED WITH rBST*
BLOOD SWEAT UND TEARS
BST OF BST&T
Because if you see someone on tv, 
you think they are smarter than you.
CHECK MY MAILBOX
IS THERE ANY NAKED LADY IN THERE?
SPECIAL DELIVERY
IDIOT OPIUM
TABLET STAND & CHARGER
PREMATUREOBITUARY
REO SBEEDWAGEN

Hey eternal bff. hope yer living well; always 
good to see you're out there. somewhere. 
not writing music proper anymore (whew), 
but an aggro apropoetry maniac. 
stay creative, fountain of youth. xo

DEVIATION FROM THE NORM
WILL BE PUNISHED
UNLESS IT IS EXPLOITABLE

[img/Playboyclub70]
Snopes(AP) - Lady Gaga presents: 5 or 4 
Palestinian transgender GOP Americana 
immigrants on welfare with pierced tatts, 
pre-op post-vax celebrating Lent racial slurs 
at the new US Capitol, take a knee on the nek. 
Homeless drunks? Block that punt. 
Buy my BTS bodycam ebook on RSD.

The Ragman And The Junkman Ran From The 
Businessman They Laughed And He Cried
I miss 10 hours ago when I didn't read this

Another pale blue off the shelf standard jacket, and another Fairport Convention 
emulator, and every line-up of Fairport and Steeleye Span is represented, 
but all on one LP. 
Noticed that an original copy of this private pressing is up for sale on Discogs 
for a very reasonable four grand!?....does anyone actually pay these prices? How 
they can look at themselves in the mirror I'll never understand. Sorry African 
children you'll have to continue to die horribly of disease and hunger 'cus I just 
bought a Spriguns Of Tolgus original pressing for Four grand! Luckily for us 
mentally normal persons there exists Cd's that we can rip and distribute to 
the poor, Robin Hood style. 

It's not bad musically, but when a disc is judged mainly for its rarity rather than 
quality, it can cloud certain person's vision. They did however get signed to a 
proper record label on the basis of this,and now enjoy a 'cult' following in 
Scandinavia,which is what we all dream of in our nascent adolescent pop stardom 
fantasies is it not? 

The band photo's on the cover are rather amusing anyway,dressed up as knights, 
wizards and jesters.....which ,may I suggest, should be made compulsory for at 
least one day a month during the full moon? 

On later records,they did get darker,and so should it be.

SAUSAGE AND SALAD SANDWICH
CHAINSMOKERS BAND HAS BEEN BANNED
CHAIN SMOKERS WEAR THEIR CIGS
LIPS ACCESSORY
BURNING PAPER JEWELRY
APPAREL
PRIVILEGED ADMINS
IMMINENT DEATH OF WIKI PREDICTED

you need to attribute the author
show me how

Band Responds in the Worst Way Possible 
After Stealing Photographer's Work
(Hey, Won’t You Play) Another 
Somebody Else Done Somebody Else Wrong Song?

COGNITIVE BIAS
GLASS OF BUTTERED WATER
PANACADEMIC / ACAPANDEMIC
MY BABY'S
RIDDLED WITH ERRORS
PROPAGATED PROPAGANDA GATE
A LIMIT TO ACRIMONY
SEE ALSO
GO SEE ALSO
ALSO SEE

You can’t fight against Jim Crow 
and then go sit in the back of the bus.
FUCK THE GODDAMN GOP IN THE FACE. 
NO CONDOM.
I raped a 14 year old guitar. When I was 58.
you think you’re better than me? 
just because you are??

Shows lower socio-economic setting therefore not educated
ENCOURAGE DISCOURAGE ANN CURRY
N-WORD N-COURAGE
COWeRDLY LIOn
On trend, great tasting all family flavor

In physics, the centere of mass of a distribution of mass in 
space (sometimes referred to as the balance point) is the 
unique point where the weighted relative position of the 
distributed mass sums to zero. This is the point to which a 
force may be applied to cause a lineare acceleration 
without an angular acceleration. Calculations in mechanics 
are often simplified when formulated with respect to the 
centere of mass. It is a hypothetical point where the entire 
mass of an object may be assumed to be concentrated to 
visualise its motion. In other words, the centerer of mass is 
the particle equivalent of a given object for application 
of Newton's laws of motion.

DROP ME OFF IN ::::::: 
Amsterdam
Utrecht
Haarlem
Leiden
Volendam
Alkmaar
Hilversum
Zoetermeer
Amstelveen
Hoofddorp
Zandvoort
Hoorn
Alphen aan den Rijn
Purmerend
Lisse
Noordwijk
Katwijk aan Zee
Wassenaar
Zeist
IJmuiden
I’m always glad when I spend 
even a few minutes there.

SALAD SANDWICH
SWLABR549
CHERI MAGAZINE
HEYITSMENATE
AUNT PEG IN HOLLYWOOD
VERIFIED BY PLAY PROTECT
WAVES OF ITCH
Fate Descends Towards the River 
Leading Two Innocent Children
ONE FLIGHT UP
USCHI DIGARD
IS THERE A REASON FOR TODAY?
DO YOU REMEMBER
TO RECORD: ARIEL INTV WHO CARES
IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS
DOUBLE NEGATIVE!
IN CERTAIN TERMS

spurring the crowd to obstreperous hatred
Lindsay Lohan is returning to acting. 
Lindsay Graham is returning to governing.

COWS MOVE THEIR JAWS 
ABOUT 40,000 TIMES A DAY,
CHEWING 40 TIMES A MINUTE.

Properly discard this product when it is 
expired or no longer needed. 

Phew! Glad we got through all of that. 
If you’re still scratching your head or 
have additional questions or concerns,

MAKING ASSUMPTIONS
JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS
MAKING CONCLUCIONS
JUMPING TO ASSUMPTIONS
THE LEGAL PROCESSING FEE!
We're Increasing the Legal Processing Fee
listen to me, i'm talkin to you
NASAL POLYPS
ONE TRACK WOMAN
JAS PAL RI YAIT
FREEDOM TO BE UNTITLED
PEZHEAD
SCIENTOLOGIST SPY REDNECK
MICH ADCOCK
ALWAYS COMIN OR LEAVIN
NEVER STAYIN
I read it all so you didn’t have to.

CALLGREENS
Leaping off speaker stacks in high heels.
RATE YR EXP
LOU OTTENS FABRIC SOFTENER
NO REVELATIONS
IT SIMPLY FELL INTO MY LAP
FROM REELS TO CASSETTES TO
CD-RS TO WAVS TO STREAMS
Rectum? It damn near killed him!
BAD AESTHETIC
NO RELEVATIONS
DIYVERSITY
NEVER A MOBILE WALKMAN TYPE
PREINTERNET POSTALNETWORKING
NO RESERVATION

Gonna call for an Uber: 
"CAN you BRING ME a GLASS of WINE?"

Must be nice to have anybody 
   even paying attention anymore.

FFS I’m so on top of this input
Dare me to regret it!!!

Family-Placed Death Notice

Bradley Johnson 4668 Original Poster
3/15/21
How do I add a new contact? "On your 
computer, go to Google Contacts." 
Bull. This doesn't exist! 
1 Recommended Answer
I have used the (?) in a circle to get help. 
The directions are useless lies that do not 
refer to any function available in Gmail! 
There is no "Google Contacts." There is no 
"drop down menu or list that has anything 
whatsoever to do with adding a contact!" 
Can anyone provide me with instructions 
that actually correspond to the Gmail screen?

LADY GAGA PRESENTS:
5 OR 4 PALESTINIAN TRANSGENDER
POST-OP PRE-VAX GOP AMERICANA
IMMIGRANTS ON WELFARE
WITH PIERCED TATTS
RACIAL SLUR CELEBRATING LENT
TAKE A KNEE ON THE NEK

(Sharks Jab)
I see
All that you see
I sing
All the good things
I feel
All that you feel
But my head
Is like a newsreel
I don't ask you to remember me
When I'm gone
All I ask of you is just remember my song

PEANUT BUTTER IN MY BEARD
LEGAL GROUNDS
COFFEE GROUNDS
PHAIR GROUNDS
AREN'T YOU GOING TO
READ THIS ARTICLE FIRST
BEFORE SHARING IT??
WHAT IF IT PROMOTES MURDER?
PROMO COPY
much needed moment of duckling zen
I listened to it all so you didn’t have to.
ENGENDER
KISS ME BEFORE YOU STORM OUT
I DON'T NEED NO MUSIC
THE SOFT TIMBRE OF A TUBE AMPLIFIER
AQUACULTURE
To be played at max volume in 
a ‘97 Sentra with no power steering 
at 89 mph
SEARCHABLE BY VOICE
24/7 PERISCOPE REQUEST
THIS UNIT NOT LABELED 
FOR INDIVIDUAL SALE
DEL MONTE VEG+BEANS MEX STYLE

Be the first to find out
what we're talking about 

CLAMMY JANE
PLAY HIDE AND SEEK ALONE
GAYSIAN INDIAN HEADDRESS
HIMILAYAN PINK SALT
PROBOT PRONOUNS
MYRA HINKLE
RSMPHOBIC
I BET YOU TASTE EXQUISITE
NRA SCHOOL SHOOTING CARTOON

Little black crabs 
that look like spiders all around you



LONG STRINGY HIPPIE HAIR, PARTED 
IN THE MIDDLE, WAS SO 60s/70s 
FASHIONABLE, BUT NEVER REALLY 
THAT APPEALING. JOHN & GEORGE 
BOTH HAD IT BIGTIME. BUT PAUL 
NEVER WORE HIS HAIR THIS WAY, 
CORRECT? WHAT'S THE VERY LONGEST 
HIS EVER GREW? SEND PICS!




WHITE CRACKER SUPREME
serenity._.now
MAKE FUN OF STUFF
JUST BY BRINGING IT UP
YOU PROLLY REMEMBER MY VINE
BUT DON'T RECOGNIZE ME
SEEN JUST NOW
JUST THEN
NOW

You can lead a cow upstairs,
but not downstairs,
Cows' knees can't bend properly
to walk downstairs.
Extremely unlikely though 
that would seem to be.

U CAME TO HATE ME
AT THE SPEED OF NOW
R STEVIE MOZILLA
MORALITY FAMINE
4 PITCH WALK
ETERNAL WANK
ERECTION IMPOSSIBLE
WHY BOTHER
WITHOUT AN EJACULATION?
Your Vigor for Life Appalls Me
captioned with ballet shoe emojis

WE WERE LIKE,
FINGERSTICKS
SPARKS IN OUTER SPACE
RSTEVIEMOORE ON EARTH
LIMOS AND LUDES
EARS:
1 - QTIPS?
2 - BEHIND
3 - ITCH
WILL YOU STOP?
I KNEW IF I LET YOU GO 
LONG ENOUGH,
I'D BE IN TROUBLE
Tally All The Things That You Broke
Taboola Feed
11:15
No App Crashes Detected
|> AdChoices : I choose NO Ads.
Roaming Empire
Usmoke like they hoped you would:
NONSTOP
Do Insects Require Oxygen?
Gnats Not Ants
Wake>Bake: It Works!
My Body Is A Pie
A La Mode
I Was Born a Medical Emergency
Latency Homosexuel
You !KNOW......
what I WANT you to DO!?!!
Orange Screen of Death
Slimming & Posture-Improving
Compression Undershirt
Posdunos
LGBTQ: TOO 'NICHE' 
FOR SUCH NORMALIZATION
WTF!?
Discounts You Only Get if you Ask
Candoos & Wineglassus
HOMO OWNERS
I don't H8 Queers
because of BODY FLUIDS,
but
I H8 bc of such
Shameless Grandstanding 
to those who've no interest
HOMO DEPOT
Getcoreware.com
11:17
Rap 'n Roll is/is not art.

JANE WIELDIN?
RUTLESRULES
I WOULDN'T ADVISE IT
Gun violence detectives
IT IT TRUE WE LIVE ANOTHER LIFE?
BECAUSE I'M READY TO START OVER
I WISH I WAS YOUR GUY
I WISH I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND
 I Like Your Shirt. Which One? Both. 
WRITE IT DOWN R
CALL GIRL
LOOK IT UP

Dr. Fakenstein
Peach Sandwich
Applesauce Sandwich
World's First
LGBTQ-powered Automobile
Bipolarsexual
Tripolar
Klondike Bar Crossgendered
Seen Just Now
Causing a Stir
Redefine
Causing a Slur
Great for Party, Dinner,
Wedding and Business
Pentecostals'll Cost Ya
The Perfect Jean
He Touched me...
He Kissed Me

I GOT NOTHIN,
YOU'RE FUNNY
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
YOU HAD SEX?
SEX?! WHAT'S THAT?
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
YOU HAD STEAK?
DOWNER
SCALP SCRATCHIN'

I actually started the tape noise scene 
while on a VHS head cleaner binge

TRASH THE BROOM
GET A LEAF BLOWER
MAN
STEVIE MUST HAVE A HARD TIME
WASHIN HIS FACE
WITH ALL THAT LONG HAIR.
WELL, WASHING IS EASY
IT'S DRYING THAT TAKES LONG.
HURRY UP
GET BACK ON TRACK
I'LL MAKE BRIGHT YOUR DAY
CHAPSTICK OD

Disbelief transference has occurred; 
taking glazed donuts, smashing them 
down, and frying them in butter

LOOP/
TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE
YOU WON'T SEE ME
8:30 IA A GOOD TIME
TO WAKE UP
I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR GRANDSON
authentic endorphin flood
I'VE NEVER BOTHERED TO
FOLD & HANG UP MY CLOTHES
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
THEY GET THROWN INTO 
PILES ON THE FLOOR
chalked the whole thing 
up to social media 
doing what it does best -- outrage.

6-9-21
WHITE PANTS: W48 L30
GRAMPA HAS A BEERGUT
PRAYING FOR A HEART ATTACK
SUCCUMB TO MY INJURIES
IF I CAN'T KILL MYSELF,
LET MY BODY DO IT FOR ME

Thomas Edison, soon to die himself,
holds his “Spirit Catcher” to the lips
of a dying person and records the sound
of the exhaled soul ascending.
What do we hear?
Warbles, whispers, roars.
Moans for home. 
-^Heartcall by blegvad/parts

THE ELVIS UNDERGROUND & NICO
THE MOORE BROS & QUIVER
NO HANDSHAKE!
NO SACRIFICE!
IF I CAN'T KILL MYSELF,
LET YOU DO IT FOR ME

ELVIS PIRES & RODRIGO MELL
CANNABIS AND ARTHRITIS
Curfews are wasted on the young.

I'VE TRICKED MYSELF INTO
BELIEVING THAT
EVERYTHING I SAY
IS PROFOUND,
AND SHOULD BE
WRITTEN DOWN AND
DOCUMENTED.
BUT I HAVEN'T TRICKED "YOU"!
TELL ME WHAT YOU WON'T SEE ME

You did a courteous thing and now 
you’re ignoring me when I wanna 
discuss the parameters of such a thing.

YOU MUST READ
THE BACK OF THIS ALBUM
PLEA DEAL
MANZELLO AND STRITCH
SQUADRONAIRES
JOHNNY KIDD KASH
MICK PETER GREEN
BLACKNUSS
PUZZLE FLUTE
25 THOUGHTS AT ONCE
TURNS PERSP INTO INSP
cracking down on environmentally 
wasteful cryptocurrencies.
Kids playing 'Touch my Dick' in the woods
The Las LIVE IN LAS VEGAS
LUBRIDERM:
ACID ACETATE EXCUSION
BESTER CHENNINGTON
SADISTA MIKA BAND ROCK SALT
MR. CLEAN MAGIC ERASER
MAN W/O A KU KLUX GLAND
MATERIAL LOSS 2008
Never take a double dose 
to make up for a forgotten dose.
Green As Guacamole (GAG)

Or try if if desired.
buttered roast beef +saltpepper on 
hotdogbun, with hot diced potatos w 
minced garlic sliced mushrooms 
classico sauce, chunky applesauce. 
can o mango bubly

AS IT TURNS OUT
8 BECOMES 9:
WITH ONE LINE REMOVED
TENSE YOURSELF SKINNY
KNACKERED
GET A QUOTE
A COUPLE OF IDENTITIES
CADILLAC LYRIQ
NAMESAKE GROUP

free from the constraints of narrative
Rival Songs
"Let this be a warning to you all."
^ ^ (points to self)
Why aren't there breakfast soups?
A True Druid
Ian McKellen
Lorde LGBTQ LMAO
Hold onto a chair for balance
RUYI Bridge - China
Patient Portalhead
Cooktop Alkalinity
NERVE:
I Broke a
I had a
I pinched a
I cracked a
I popped a
I struck a

SUICIDAL THOTS, BRO.
> DON'T DO IT.
OK THEN, JUST THINK
ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME INSTEAD.
MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
THX DR. TORTURE!
> YOU DID IT.

Elbow Bump Macaroni

IF I WAS WEALTHY AGAIN
HEALTH, BRTEAK MY NECK
HAROLD ELVIS & the Bluenotes
PHYSICAL PHAIL(URE)
MIDGE T
HOW GREAT THOU ART

what happened to the good ole days 
when it was soul music to us/?/

i blame charpton.

I'M LOSING IT
MARASCHINO VALLEY
LOOK OUT BELOW
I NEVER KNEW MY REAL FATHER
I FELL TO EARTH, REMEMBER?
OR WAS I PUSHED?
OR DID I JOMP?
NGL
NOT STABLE NOT NORM NOT REG
NOT WELLNESS NOT ABLE
I DIED IN 19??
MY DICK IS STUCK IN THIS BIBLE

We are the type of people 
our parents warned us about.
neither Harold Budd nor Jon Hassell
Tippecanoe and Tyler too.

FLOORS GET DIRTY
1) FOOT/SHOE CONTACT? meh
2) DUST by GRAVITY
meh meh
I will eat my pancakes from directly on the floor
COME AND GET SOME
COULD YOU NOT SMOKE?
didn't think so.
ATE A TIN O' TUNA
therocketsscience.com/morefreakingnat
YES AND YET, NOT YET
NOT QUITE YET
NOT QUIET, YET
SILEMT
VOLATILE LOVE AFFAIR
AIR OUT
RADIOWISE UNWISE
I LEAVE SOME OF MY
KITCHEN CUPBOARD DOORS OPEN
SO THEY CAN ALWAYS AIR OUT
HAM STEAK BUSH
FT. RECOVERY COLORISM
BACK O' MY NECK
WASPSTING
serotonin-norepinephrine reuptake inhibitor
as if you don't have enough to do

In October of 2019 I Called a Suicide Hotline 
for the First Time in My Life.
Your Arms Are My Cocoon.

You have selected "Leave at my door" 
delivery. The driver will contact you for 
delivery instructions. They will need to 
check your ID if your order contains 
cocaine or alcohol.




PHIL RIZZUTO FOR
THE MONEY STORE
WRECKA STOW DAY
ENO R.A.F.
PHOBIA BRIDGERS
PUTTIN' ON A SHOW 4 MYSELF
PERFORMANCE ART 4 MINUS 1
The Flaws
GO AHEAD IGNORE ME
GO AHEAD
ADORE ME
Character flaw
RSM BUSINESS CARDS
an example of tabloid television 
perpetuating a story with no real 
merit beyond its ability to draw ratings.

MILTON'S CAULIFLOWER CRUST PIZZA
FOOD CONSTANTLY STATING
WHAT IT DOESN'T CONTAIN
PLAY STORE PLAY
MY REPUTATION HAS FLOURISHED
LOVE IS HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY
EVERY FIVE MINUTES
DON'T BE TAKEN IN
BIG MISTAKE
1211 SHE SEEMED NICE
SPINNY CAT BIKE
I FIND YOU ANNOYING
(STOP FINDING ME!)
MOKE ELEC CAR
AUDIO SIGNAL
RESPONSIBILY SOURCED
TILAPIA COPY YA
VITAMINS DON'T WORK!
PROVE ME WRONG
I WANT A GIRL
JUST LIKE THE GIRL
WOT MARRIED DEAR OLD BOB
COALD TOAST
WE ARE NOW TASKING PREORDERS
R. DOOGIE HOWSER COIN
AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST
ACCEPT THE AGONY?
LEAVE THE ROOM?
BUY NEW COOLPIX CAMERA
ICED TOAST


Death Grips:

People also ask
Why isn't death grips Exmilitary on Spotify?

TMS samples are cleared because it was 
released on a major label, Ex Military was 
self released and didn't really require 
sample clearance to be released. 
For Money Store either the label cleared 
them or they are far enough removed that 
legal pursuit would not be considered valid.

That and ONLY that is IT.


Get A Free download of SORRY IT'S OVER's 
new single "Time Moves Slow"?

stop the world, i wanna get off. 

like i always say, so glad we're not younger, 
not gonna be around to witness the 
ARMAGEDDON RETURN OF 
JESUS H. CHRIST ON C-SPAN

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