ADD TO NEW 19/7/20

AT SOME POINT . . . . A STROKE.

eyes up here
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To Begin With
on your mark get set go
Near the place where you don't notice time

I Came from Daddy's Downtown Dingdong
UP THE ARSENAL
planet earth is in bad trouble, right before our eyes.
MISS BEHAVIOUR
WILL NOT STAND IN THIS HOUSE I TELL YOU WHAT
If he was white he’d be alive rn.
You and me, right here right now? deal?

i am kingtroll, two words.
I AM KINGTROLL, TWO WORDS
Legend

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This notice affects your rights. 
Please read it carefully.
You are not required to attend the Final 
Approval Hearing, but you are welcome 
to do so at your own expense.

Questions That Can Rattle You As You Leave A Narcissist
(his ransom cash)
Large Plurality Of Americans Say 
Cancel Culture Has Gone Too Far.
I just thought it was the most utterly ridiculous thing 
anyone had ever said to me.
#checkmeoutchallenge plurality
YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU?

18+ YEARS OLD ONLY
WHO THE HELL SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
WTF'S WRONG WITH YOU?

Fluidity of memory and a capacity to forget is perhaps 
the most haunting trait of our species.
I watch this video every morning when i wake up 
and every night when i go to bed to ease me 
in and out of the primordial slumber more better

DRINKIN' MY BABY GOODBYE
DRINKIN' MY BABY'S PEE
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE MY TYPE
BUT I GUESS YOU'LL DO
FLATT SCRUGGS
SHARP
TOO HIGH, TUNE DOWN
TOO LOW, UP AGAIN
JUST A SMIDGE
BLINGEE
#PlanetEarthsGotTalent

- why ___ is the best month
- my problem with the 1958 world series umpiring crew
- the hard truth about grandma's coleslaw
- what is a triangle

Haven’t been playing much lately as pain in 
hands has been playing up.

pa·thet·ic
/p?'THedik/
Learn to pronounce
adjective
adjective: pathetic

    1.
    arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness.
    "she looked so pathetic that I bent down to comfort her"
    h
    Similar:
    pitiful

pitiable
piteous
to be pitied
moving
touching
poignant
plaintive
stirring
affecting
distressing
disquieting
disturbing
upsetting
miserable
heartbreaking
heart-rending
agonizing
harrowing
mortifying
sad
wretched
poor
forlorn
tragic
doleful
mournful
woeful
distressful
h
Opposite:
comical
cheerful

    informal
    miserably inadequate.
    "his test scores in Chemistry were pathetic"

2.
archaic
relating to the emotions.
Somethin' 'Bout You Baby I Like

WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN?????

MOORE: (as The Lone Ranger) That's it, Tonto. From 
now on, I'll wear a mask. ... 
TERRY SALOMONSON: And in order to keep his 
identity secret, he used a mask and never used his 
name, so he could go after the gang. The mask is, as the 
legend goes, was cut from his dead brother's vest.

"I Walked Out Into the Night and the Vegetables 
Began to Howl"

EXTRAORDINARY IS THE OPPOSITE OF
EXTRA ORDINARY
WHY DO MY NOSTRIL HAIRS GROW
AFTER A SHOWER?
LIKE A NOURISHED LAWN?
AFRODESIAC IS NOT RACIST
PEACE PIPE IS NOT RACIST
LO MEIN IS NOT RACIST
oxymetazoline hydrochloride
Phil Collins Foxtrot
AFRIN NASAL SPRAY, not.
Stings tho
A CHECK from A.F.T.R.A.
SADS, Sudden Arrhythmic Death Syndrome

as ther legend goes
Republican National Convention: 
Robert S Moore delivers his address. 
507 Graycroft, Madison TN.
(basement door)
as ther legend goes

DRINKIN' MY BABY AWAY
I'M RIGHT WHERE I NEED TO BE
EXCESS SEBUM
HER BOLD ATTACKING EMAILS
LOST EFFECTIVENESS
CONSIDERING SHE'S NOT VERY SMART
TO BEGIN WITH!
RATTLEGROUND
I'M RIGHT WHERE I LEFT MYSELF
INCUR YOUR WRATH 
BUT I GUESS YOU'LL DO DO
FUCKS WRONG W U?

8/22
WORKING TODAY! King Troll here recording 
new HQ spoken word sacred announcements 
for WMFU Mount Hopeless, 
Give the Drummer Some Mediocre 
Ameriupsalacana. Do you like fake poetry? 
I must be a head of my time. Send nudes!

Listening to Beyonce today. NOTTTT
It’s amazing how many things I no longer worry about 
now that there’s so much to worry about.

Vaccine induces strong immune response
under The Four Seasons alias The Wonder Who? 
The album is ranked number 988 in All-Time 
Top 1000 Albums (3rd edition, 2000). 
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT?!

Prof. Dr. Dilhan Eryurt was a Turkish astrophysicist. She was an 
astronomer, specializing in astrophysics, who made major contributions 
to scientific research on the formation and evolution of the Sun, 
and other main sequence stars. From 1961 to 1973, Dr. Eryurt held 
a position at NASA.

WHO DA FUCK CARES
"I know 2131 - near th' airport? GIT SOME TAPES."
masturbating in the platoon area while supposed to be on detail
You will know when I’m done.

The Death Of A Black Trans Sex Worker In Colombia
GOT ANY XANTHAN GUM?
TRUE VINEGAR
SWIPE UP TO WASH
ACCUSED AS AN ABUSER
SAY THAT ALL 10 TIMES
REAL FAST
The Death Of Another Black Trans Sex Worker In Colombia
Perpetual Care and Maintenance Fund.
Officers were hamstrung by recent bail reform laws 
and legislation against chokeholds.

Awful people
RSteviepedia as a project is great, but has some serious 
problems. One of the biggest of these is that, while being 
the encyclopedia that anyone can adjust, this also 
means it  is the encyclopedia that anyone can spoil. 
As a community we are far too tolerant of incompetent, 
obnoxious, self-important, antagonistic, and lazy adjustors. 
This in turn means that we lose too many good adjustors 
who get frustrated by the community's failure to 
deal with such people.

Spread infection! LOL
I kid I kid
trouble urinating due to an enlarged prostate glam
BAYER
THE BAYER CROSS
TRADEMARK LOGO
WHIPPANY NJ

Redressing apparent past wrongs, harms, or hindrances.
Unexpected expenditures!
The most effective form of protest is putting the oxygen mask on yourself first, then eat the children.

I ask for people to not respect the family's privacy at this time

ZOOM ROOMS, NO APPEAL
CARNATION EVAPORATED MILK
CAN'T DRINK
NO WATER ADDED
THE COOKING MILK
EAT IT
TABATA YOGA WITH INDIGO STREET
TRUTH BE TOLD
RUTH BE BOLD
SO SORE, BUT IT'S A GOOD SORE
OPEN FIRE
IT WAS CLEARLY THE BELGIAN WHO WAS 
TAMPERING WITH THE PILCHARDS
SILVER SHARPIE DRIED OUT
DR. AUTH REQ
POBLANO BREAD
WHY IS IT BAD TO ME
LIKE SOMETHING IS OFF?

I deeply regret that many people and generations 
have been hurt by these actions or by my failure 
previously to publicly condemn and denounce them!

NAKED BAKERS
PREHEATED
DON'T MESS WITH IT
UNTIL YOU SEE THE JUICES ON TOP,
AND DON'T PRESS IT!
TALL TAKE-OUT CUPS
WITH STRAWS
$0.74 BANDCAMP RECEIPT EMAILS wtf

Rsm never shoots to kill, but rather only to disarm 
his opponent as painlessly as possible.

NIGERIAN LIVES MATTER
SO HOT, BUT IT'S A DRY HEAT
HOOKY J.D.
geographical cures
PEACHES x 10
AS WE TEND TO PREFER
SCUMFUCK FLOWERBOY
I JUST DIARRHEA'D IN THE PUBLIC POOL
HOW TO EDIT LIKE
TYLER THE CREATOR
LIBRARY MUSIC
NIGGA STEADY POSTING
LEMME GET A HUG
Dyslexia is hereditary, passed down in the genes. 
So if you or one of your parents struggled with 
reading it's more likely your child will too. 

It may skip a generation, but before you conclude 
that that it's not in the family, think carefully. That. 
Taht.














in the wake of the Black Lives Matter movement.
in the wake of the Black Lives Matter movement.
in the wake of the Black Lives Matter movement.
in the wake of the Black Lives Matter movement.
in the wake of the Black Lives Matter movement.
in the wake of the Black Lives Matter movement.

Broke into my own apartment last night 
and stole my own laptop to prevent the 
release of my own ambient album

(You Can't Write A Song)
. . . It's "unless you suck" King Kong. I'm serious. 
Impossible to put KK's penis into any 
human mouth. Don't ask. Oral fixation.

i wasn't able to find this song here in good quality 
so i uploaded a good one.

2 Nov 1963 - The `Daily Express' says that this 
mass hysteria (over the Beatles) only serves to fill 
empty heads.

Billy said, "My mama ate yo mama out of a hubcap~"

Some of the weird lighting effects in the LSD scene 
came about because a can of film was accidentally 
exposed when it was opened before being developed.
The Bosnian Red Sox at Fenway Bark

WikiRSM 'Jim Reeves' added, then deleted 
"one song doesn't make someone an associated act"
How on earth could user Michig know 
if we recorded more than one song??

'He said, 'Boone, you're always going the wrong 
way'. I said, 'Elvis, it depends on where you're 
coming from'. As I say, we lived our lives differently, 
but we had a lot in common as well'.

NOTE2SELF:
MAKE NEW COMPILATION OF 
ONLY THE OLD UNLISTENABLE RSM:
sample from:
OB NEWSCHK
PLANET 81
MERE STATIC
UNLEASEHED IGNORANCE
ALL TWENTY MINUTES
GREASE
others

svenske homse svenske homse svenske homse 
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svenske homse svenske homse svenske homse 
svenske homse svenske homse svenske homse

I STARE AT THE CLOCK MORE THAN I EVER 
DIID BEFORE. I LOOK AWAY. BUT THEN.

Hold on, young lady! Are your hormones 
suddenly acting up? You wait til your father 
gets home. Voting and groping are 
2 different things.

It's a script! Don't believe it improves overnight. 
If we're going backwards, how will we advance? 
The Circle Game. No Attitude Problem here, 
this is what we see! WE'VE LOST REASONING. 
WE'VE GAINED TRENDING.
STRENGTH IN NUMBERS? OR ASSETS!

check out who is playing your music most often.
brown is n word backwards

“If only I existed in the unknown
Which I probably do, but don’t know it
I could use myself up without end, without exhaust
Let this man sing his own song.”

Tip: divide longer texts with double spaces to 
create paragraphs. Hold Shift key down, click 
Enter. Easier to read and looks better.

You'll thank me later.

immune system starts to attack the body’s 
own healthy tissue.
SEE? THERE'S 
FIGHTING & HATE EVEN IN THERE!




The R stands for ROCKET SCIENCE 
SPLASHDOWN (RSS Feed)

Is Bandcamp safe to buy from?
Purchase on bandcamp at your own risk.

There are no guarantees or protections in 
buying anything on Bandcamp. 
Artists may simply remove their page/digital 
content, and fail to dispatch purchased items, 
and Bandcamp will just direct you to Paypal's 
resolution center.
The only downside is that no revenue is 
generated from album streams.

#LetHerSpeak PATENT LETHER SPEAK. 
GO JO! I WLD VOTE IF I CLD. MYB I SHLD.

and for some reason the image was reversed- 
most clearly visible in the direction of the  
sweep of the boys’ bangs.
i love the feeling of scalding hot ramen noodles 
sliding down my esophagus unchewed

Next time you hear Van Halen's "Runnin' With the 
Devil," think of me. I've heard it too. 
magnifying-glass-on-credit-card-receipt approach
All you throwing Joni comparisons at other people
HOBBY GALORE GARLIC CALORIES
better not chat on company time!
we cannot discharge a patient via taxi.

LARCENY NELL FLIES IN
HYDROX COOKIES
FLIPCOARD
CLEANS WHERE OTHERS FAIL
MEANS WHERE OTHERS NAIL PALE SAIL WAIL
LAKE TAHOE HOES
EMPTY STOMACH IS NOT THE SAME IAS
EMPTY INTESTINE
EMPTY BOWELS
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

Hey??Not tryna b annoying but I’m 15 year old rapper 
tryna make it??I promised my nanny I’ll get a deal 
before she passed it would mean a lot if you guys 
could support what I do????

We live our lives in a climate of
Anxiety, resentment & aggression
Every time we set out to solve a problem
We seem to create a new one
SAMSUNG MILK MUSIC AT CANEY FORK
SHAKEMORE AT COO COO ROCKIN' TIME
Push to remove Confederate statues stalls in rural America

A TEXT FROM MY EX
@COCK_OF_THE_WALK
SKEETERS
BUGS
LIZARD
RATS
COONS
RABIDOGS
BEARS
TIGERS
LIONS
OH MY
FOXES
SKEETER EGGS

msg to billy 8/3:
Had to return (to twitter), peek back in. Don't scare 
me away. Stirring things up I are! Niggers and 
activists, bah!! And QUEER HERMAPHRODITES. 
///// Wanna plan an unusual lunch gettogether 
this wk? When Breeden? Hafta be outside 
(2HOT)? Brief? Are you/me worth the risk? 
OR u could pick us up some drivethru chicken 
or burgers, and we could do it in my yard. 
Tim's got a nice patio.

PANDEMICLE
PANDOMICILE
PANDEMICA
PANDEMICER
PANDEMICEST
PANDEMICIST


A banker will greet you at the door to facilitate 
safe branch capacity practices and traffic flow 
inside the branch. Do not jump off high branches.
Do not breathe (inhale AND exhale) once inside 
the branch.

DAD GUM
HOWDY ORIGIN: HOW DO YE?
A CONNIPTION FIT
A REAL ONE!
RETRIEVED FROM THE SERVER
MADGE will be your WAITRESS THIS EVENING
what'll ya drink?
REC. IMPROV KEYS + VCL
YOUR CUTTING REVELATIONS abt MOI

Floor markers and signage are posted 
throughout the branches to assist with 
CDC-recommended 16-foot distancing.
Do not breathe (inhale AND exhale) while 
standing in line.

Craseonycteris thonglongyai
Without the words and work of Bleck artists and 
creators, planet Earth would not exist. We’re 
committed to doing better for Bleck communities.

Balloon sinuplasty, septoplasty and tonsils removed.
CHECKMATE!

I issued a statement Friday saying that, 
“While we do not comment on rumors or 
speculation, we are confident in the 
long-term success of RSM Hometapes."

“Tonight the crowd was so dead, I was thinking 
we should quit — what’s the point of this if 
we’re not turning them on?”

GREAT! PROFESSIONAL CAR RACING IS 
TRENDING. I'M SURE WE'RE *ALL* INTO 
THAT PASTIME HEAVY-D.

arbitrary firings to bankrupt our union, 
hiring business people to run the district 
who had no idea how to work with 
poor mostly minority children. 

I COULD GO ON AND ON.

Mama’s lil bad boy walkin’ the plank just for 
kicks. Soz for excess - this princess lost 
his diary & uses tweeting to remember 
things. Where‘s my keys?

throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball
chugging an energy drink right before a nap 
bc im different
thx for advance warning, darling
WHADYA WANT ME TO DO?
FORCE MYSELF TO CARE?
PRETEND
TSA NON-COMPLIANT
I KNOW!
TRY NOT TO LAUGH
ETHNICITY:
NOT HISPANIC OR LATINO
NOT HERSPANIC OR LATINA
YOU KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH
YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL
YOU KNOW ME JUST RIGHT
THE 3 PORRIDGE BEARS
SO TRUE!
CLOBBER THE BALL, ROBERT!
Up to my ears in unwritten words.
(J.D. SALINGER)

I'M GOING TO KISS YOU
ON THE MOUTH
UBER SURGE?
SAWYER TOM BROWN
DANDER
YOU BEST BELIEVE IT'S TRUE
UNITED NEGRO COLLEGE FUND
UNITED NECRO COLLEGE FUN
BLACK WOMEN'S ROUNDTABLE
THIS VIDEO HAS NO SOUND
NO SOUL
DO INSECTS HAVE LUNGS?
IF SO, DO THEY SMOKE CAMELS?
ZIGEUERSAUCE GYPSY
RECOMMENDS BLAND FOODS
OATMEAL WITH SLICED CARROTS
THERE IS 1 CALLER AHEAD OF YOU
GO TO THE HEAD OF THE CLASS
Elephants can work together.
Scrub jays plan for the future.
S00000UL TRAIN DEBUTED 50 yrs ago TODAY
DEPRESSION MEAL CHECK
TRAVEL SIZE DEATH SCROLLING
SWIPE UP MY ASS PUSSY
SIGN OF YOUR DISPLEASURE
MICHAEL FELTS
IMITATION CRAB BOIL IS A NO-GO
LYFT: TRANSPORTATION ACCESS
FOR BLACK COMMUNITIES
DON'T GO IN THERE
WHITE MORMON ROUNDTABLE
ZOOM DANCE PARTY

I really don’t mean to smug as an insult but 
you were known for your justified confidence

Televised Political Conventions and Church 
Sermons all in one. It's like Hollywood Squares 
meets Award Show Week. Vote Toothpaste. 
Here's how you can help #matters.


Notice of Class Action Settlement re Google Plus
 – Your Rights May Be Affected
You are not being sued. 
This notice affects your rights. 
Please read it carefully.
You are not required to attend the Final 
Approval Hearing, but you are welcome 
to do so at your own expense.

Nowadays, so-called “free music” is just about 
the last thing I’d want to listen to. I’m back to 
Nelson Riddle full throttle, whenever I’m not 
listening to the Bill Evans trio.

TWO FAT BALD QUIIRS
FIND BOYS X VIDEO
FIND KINGS X VIDEO
DONLETTSVILLE
OVER THE TOP?
OK, UNDER THE BOTTOM

you’ve weighed your heart against the feather 
of truth but can you fit into the needles eye? 
lmk i’m dying to know the answers
Thunderbolt and Lightning! Very, very frightening!
slide guitar guide melody

not quite up to snuff
at times recalling early Magnetic Fields

perry wrote:
Too incoherent at the moment to answer 
the FTD question. Will look into it tomorrow.
Nighty-night,
Ersel Hinckley, Jr.

“There’s Charlie Watts, and there’s Tom Ardolino,” 
Raitt told the Boston Globe. “That’s it.”

thanks for you
vague devil
chat made my day
please have me committed
asylum choir

The most generous, large-hearted being in the world. 
He also was the most delightfully amusing and 
egotistical creature on the face of the earth. 
His tongue was like a windmill – once set in motion, 
you never knew when he would stop, 
especially if the theme was himself.

AIGHT IMMA HEAD OUT ~~~~~~~~>
BILLY BRING ME 5 BANANA
PENSION FUN
IMMA HODE UP
PATHETIC
PATHETIQUE
I'M REALLY FEELIN' THIS EMPTY SOMACH
WITH THE MEDS THAT I'M ON
GRAMPA'S GOT DOUBLE-LAYERED TOENAILS
SHEDDING TURNING YELLOW
HOPE I HAVE YELLO JAUNDICE
FOR BREAKFAST
SPERM BUTTER CISFLUID
PREHISTORICAL
SHE'S DEAD, HOW IS HE?
"WASH"?
"WASHED"?
OR
"TOO WASH"??
WALMART CART IS EMPTY
FOR LIFE
BEHIND AN INTERSTITIAL
PREHYSTERICAL

Sensitive media?
Incorrect.
The media itself cannot be sensitive.
It's you.
Reword your phrase.
Wrong choice of words.
Rallies at Murals of gun victims
Facebook RIP
Welcome back MySpace
Stand upwind from me
Slim Chipley
Randy Stubbs
Tom Green?
Hot Take
Damn Auto Correct :/
Once you're deceased
You remain locked in position
For centuries
And what feels like Eternity
Unless decomposed

What Makes A Plaza?	
Jazz Bulb
I'm always giving thumbs down to 
conversations when I didn't mean to. 
the Cravats, along with Ethos Yapp, 
Robin Dallaway, and the Shend
put my head out the back door and scream

Fuck y’all for real though.
Mean what the fuck you say.

go to bed with dreams 
and wake up with plans ??
.
.
.
have you made your bed today 
or should i make your bed for you?

simply the second wind of a one-sided argument
Y’all better put some respect on DJ SCREW 
name . Do not play w me .

Helicobacter pylori

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS? OR ASSETS!
That's to make sure everyone plays fair and 
no one stuffs the ballot box.
We are not the first
Who with best meaning have incurr'd the worst.
THAT'S IT!

CARBONATED FOOTPRINT
KXLU ROMANIAN ROMANS
KILLED BY TRAIN LOL OUCH
TO SEE DISTRESSING VIDEO TEASE,
SWIPE UP
WITH FLUSHABLE SWIPES
LIGHTLY SCENTED
If nothing is pressing, putter around at this or that.
WHY DELAY?
THIS IS MY FINAL YEAR
GOTTA INSTALL CHROME ONE SECOND
HALF-MACHINE LIP MOVES
THE MOVE
PINKO THOUGHT POLICE
I just flashed on the hallway in the basement of 
Froeberg and the lovely echo and the sound of 
the doors in the floor when you'd walk over them. 
CREATE ROOM
(LOSE SOME WEIGHT!)
GOOGLE "MASK"
SEE WHAT COMES UP
GROUND CINNAMON DEREK
THINK ABOUT LIVING WITH ME /
A DRY CRY
DOUBLE-AA SIDE BIG HOLE 45
WHY ISN'T 
A 50/50 BLEND OF COFFEE & TEA
A THING?

from the album Play.
Be Made Clean. Amen.
Make It Be. Mister Clean.

Greetings. Love your Starday posts. My dad is 
legendary Nashville A-Team bass player Bobba 
Moore and played on countless early country 
classics; I grew up in Madison Tennessee not far 
from the Starday studio. Cheers, Jan! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Moore

Hello New Friend
Since 2012 I (with some helps of my friends 
have uploaded) over 5000 country and 50s-60s 
rock albums. Just now (August -September) I 
repost all our big label projects STOP Records, 
Chart Records, Starday, Little Darlin' and 
Plantation Records so it will be a lot to download. 
Normally I post 5-10 albums/week. 
All files are password protected and before I give 
you the password you have to admit that you 
will follow my simple rules.
1 You are not allowed to share my links to your 
friends, forums, groups and so on but you are 
welcome to ask them to be a friend of mine.
2 You are not allowed to put up requests on my 
FB but you can send me request on messengers. 
If I have the album and if it is of common interest, 
I will probably post it.
3 You are not allowed to post download links to 
rare or interest albums on my FB, 
but if you have anything that you want to share 
you are welcome by messengers. 
So, if you will accept my rules just answer this 
messenger and I’ll give you a password.
Jan from Sweden
Mexico was very popular here in Sweden

THU 4:45 PM
You have to accept my 3 rules before I can 
send your password??

Chat Conversation End
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Take it off, all off
Your package is nice 
but I've got to look twice
To find the real you
Your Calvins fit snug but I don't think 
they hug you like I do
Now I understand the clothes don't 
make a man
So I'll take them off

Take it off, all off
What's the deal
How can you make me feel 
like a novice

I don't know what you do
When I'm so close to you
But don't stop it
My heart palpitates 'cause your 
body looks great
When you take it off

Take it off, all off, take it all off
Take it off, all off, take it all off

full of joy & a well-organized breast pocket


SORE KNEES? DO THIS ONCE DAILY
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CLEANING THE TOILET IS OFFICIALLY
THE MOST HATED CHORE IN AMERICA
PAID OUTBRAIN
LEAVE A POSITIVE REVIEW, UNLESS...
AS YOU ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS,
PLEASE THINK!
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR EXP!
1 OUNCE OF PREVENTION IS WORTH
TWO IN THE BUSH
A POUND OF THE CURE
SINGLES BOX SET

I am to devote precisely zero hours accessing 
this week's GOP Republican National Convention 
circus of horrors. Tshirts and tatts available in the 
lobby. Open carry. BYOB. Wealthy shmooze 
makes me constipated.

THAT'S SOMETHING I FORGOT ABOUT
UNTIL JUST NOW
SOVEREIGN CITIZEN
buybowlsparkle.com
NANONET TECHNOLOGY
LIVE NOW -
I MEAN, LIVE! NOT LIV.
PAIDUP BRAIN

Dave Marsh, 
Nick Kent, 
Charles Shaar Murray, 
Nick Tosches, 
Mick Farren, 
Vivien Goldman, 
Al Aronowitz 
and Ian MacDonald walk into a bar

ATTN: NOTE: LEGAL: ALL DONATE Kix Tartar 
OFFERS IN VIDEO HAVE EXPIRED. 
Here, take my money back. Hold my beer. 
I SAW JOHN WILKES BOOTH SHOOT 
ABRAHAM LINCOLN, APRIL 14, 1865.
Nolo contendere
GOLP: Renomination of Trump 2b held in private

    Having a collection is nothing like having
a hobby. Hobbies, like wood-working and
needlepoint, are supposed to be soothing.
Collecting can be high-pressured and ego-
consuming. Nor is collecting to be confused
with shopping––though many collectors
may be great shoppers. Collecting is more
abstract, nonspecific and open-ended. If
anything, it's like hunting: I never quite know
what I'll find on my hunts, and I don't really
care––the search is satisfying enough. Col-
lectors are romantics, after all, willing to look
long and hard for something that may not
even exist. Every collector's secret motto is
"I'll know it when I see it."












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program. The price in your local currency is an 
estimate only. You will be charged the displayed 
price in euros for all transactions. 
Want to work as a team?

Many highlight the importance of understanding 
that individual battles are sometimes hidden? 
Why is understanding that obvious 
statement important? U mean accepting.
We'll never know everything as it happens. 
Life is full of hundreds of hiding places.

Electricity went out. Couldn't get back to you. 
The entire neighborhood is out. 
I have one battery pack left for the phone
-mimi mon 3 aug 20

Basketball baseball and football. GO TEAMS!
What's next?
Kitchen duty.

BROWN SUGAR, 
HOW COME U TASTE SO GOOD?
OMG DO U REALIZE 
WHAT HE'S SINGING ABOUT??
THAT'S SO RACIST. AND SEXIST!
POETIC LICENSE FANTASY, 
OR BASED ON FACT?
WHY, I'M NOW SO OFFENDED
TAKE MICK TO COURT NOW.

Grit Free Tavi Pustiu Unicef
Critter proof
(paid by "Extra Help")
Undercover Angel
Roast beef, provolone, salt/pepper
On a buttered roll.
DOES UK APPRECIATE SUNNY DAYS
SINCE IT'S USUALLY RAINING?

DICK: OUT-OF-POCKET EXPENSE
I AM HELD ACCOUNTABLE
SUICIDE BY IGNORANCE
PUT IT ON MY TAB
What wld DOLLY do? Meh

Art is communication
So in order for me
to perform a song
it has to connect with me
in a certain way
so that I know that I can convey
both lyrics & melody effectively
to impact an audience.
If I don’t feel that buzz inside
when I hear it
then I know it’s not for me.
It's for Ariel.
#tonybennett

TIMOTHYHTOMIT
@_radweird_
Replying to 
@RStevieMoore
I thought you were woke. Then again, you had 
songs in the 70s about wanting to get with 
underage girls so I guess anything goes.

VOMIT
MAKE VOMIT YOUTUBES
IS THAT A THING?
JOY INSIDE MY YEARS
I Will Have To Keep An Eye On You And 
Win You Back When You Are Free Again 
COPY ME TRIB:
COMPILE V/A's
DOING PHONOG, DT, 
TOUT, GLAD, etc

delayed by the world's situation.

That feeling when
You type in the computer's
Search Field,
and it begins searching before 
you've completed typing in the full entry!
Unfinished Words.

FLOYD ROBINSON FAM
LIVED ON EASTLAND
LATE 50's
LEFT SIDE, HIGH HILL
RIGHT NEAR CURVE BEFORE 2607

Sutcliffe Jügend
THUNDERBALL THUNDERCAT HAIRBALL
CONQUEST OF INTEREST
A. D. D.
I GOT A.D.D.
(/) BIG TRASH
GENUINE GENIUS GENOCIDE
RECIPE RECEIPT RELIEF
LOOK AT ME :(
LOOK AT ME GO WROMNG!
N-LARGED 2 SHO D-TAIL
KEEP YR HANDS AWAY FROM YR FONT FACE
IS THERE PILLS FOR
ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER?
Nostalgia is an act of Cowardice
EYELASH OIL
SMALL BATCH
MUST BIKE
OR DID I?
BIKE AGAIN!
Wld some nigga plz buy this bruh a damn shirt?
THERE'S NO STOPPING HIM!
I HAVE BEEN AHAHHEHJEISNDND

To the appropriate recipient for this message, 
as in I didn't know who was responsible for these 
complaints so I just addressed it “to whom it 
may concern.” This phrase is a formula used in 
letters, testimonials, and the like when one does 
not know the name of the proper person to address. 
So shut the fuck up, complainers. ALL.

RESTRICTIONS DON'T APPLY
SO JUST REAPPLY
MAYBE THEY'LL HIRE YOU
OR WHORE YOU
RESTRICTIONLESS
SODACAN CRUSHER
ALUMINUM FLATTENER
MANY THANKS AND MUCH LOVE
THEY CUT ME OFF
IMAGINE NEEDING NO MEDICINE AT ALL
FEELING PERFECTLY NORMAL 24/7
I CAN'T EVEN
rapid dose escalation
KEEP TABLES FAR ENOUGH PART
BRING TAPE MEASURE EVERYWHERE
HELLO DOWN THERE!
WHERE'S MY WAITRESS?
AT A DISTANCE?
JUST YELL
BRING MEGAPHONES
NO WAIT, EVERYBODY
IS ALREADY PHONED-UP
CLOSE BRITAIN'S BELOVED PUBS OR DIE
DIE DRUNK
YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT
YOU JUST CAN'T DO THAT NEITHER
OH, STIFLE YOURSELF, EDITH!!
At the risk of committing a violation ourselves, 
let’s try writing down some of the unwritten rules 
– and try to figure out why they matter.
AMMONIUM NITRATE & A LIT MATCH
OLD MAN TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF
I'M A LOT LIKE I WASN'T. EVER.
QUIBI TWITCH
WALKED BACK THE COMMENT
ON A LEASH
RECUSED, EXCUSED

CRACK AMERICA

Try these 
"to whom it may concern" alternatives instead: 
Dear (hiring manager's name). 
Dear (recruiting manager's name). 
Dear Recruiting Department.
Dear RSM Cassette Club staff.
Waddup yo.

(autonomous sensory meridian response)

ALL MY FAVORITE WEB GIRLFRIENDS
LOVE TO POST THEIR STORIES ugh
CANT RESIST CLICKING THEM
IN HOPES FOR ENLIGHTENMENT
(OR BODY CURVES)
BUT ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED
CLICKBAIT HATECLICK

ASK YOUR DOCTOR.
TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR!
(abt assisted suicide options)
I'M NOT WELL, I FELL
I THINK

BOT ALGORITHGMS
WHY CAN'T I FORGET FEMALES?
SPAVEGGIEGHETTI
WE HAS BAND
KILLS 99.9% OF GERMS
YOU'RE JOKING!
YOU COUNTED?
McKENNA HEALY E.R.
PREDICTING MY DEMISE
BY THE DAY-TO-DAY
ESOPHAGUS COLLAPSE
MELT BANANA

SMILE VENEERS
UNDER THE BANNER OF CONCERN
CHEER UP STEVIE MOORE!
WARNING: DO NOT MICROWAVE MY HEART
HOT DOGS & FRIED EGGS
OR SCRAMBLED, W CHZ
VENMO
NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW
TO GROW
WITH VENMO
CASSETTE CLUB
@moonpie.starbox

msg to billy, 8/30
i miss you beyond measure. we've ended up 
useless & retarded, after graycroft/ethos/swings/80s/90s/webtv/Y2K/ 
eviction/tropical ooze/breeden/cooldadfilm/ 
roger. i'm done!

"IT WAS MEANT TO BE!" ~Ira North

&$
much to reply/say to you. but Can't Keep Pace. 
i have snapped. alive but slowing, dead quick!
I beg your Forgiveness of Patience. 
Basketcase Boy. 

They must be conscious of how they view 
themselves, as well as being conscious of 
how the world views them.

serotonin-norepinephrine reuptake inhibitor (SNRI):
NEW VIDEOS EMERGE
ISSUES APOLOGY
BACK ISSUES
RED PEPPER AND BUTTERMELT
HASSIDIC ACIDIC
10,000 EMAILS
I SMELL MY INBOX BURNING
DONKEY KONG
TEN TEN WINS
NOW THJS IS EPIJ
VISIT ADVERTISER
DROP IN FOR A CUPPA
COFFEE = WHISKEY
TEA = BEER
ROLONDA WATTS STAX
HYDROGEN PEROXIDE CURE-ALL
REXALL = EVERY DRUG
FOOTAGE EMERGING
ITCANWAIT.COM
CLICK BANG WHAT A HANG
YOUR DADDY JUST SHOT POOR ME
TOOK TO TIKTOK
HELLSCAPE
SALAMI VS. PASTRAMI
JUNGLE HUMID
COLLEGE ROOL
FOODAGE
ORDER KROGER

Cooking Thermometers? 165?
How did we ever survive before?
Most ridiculous scare, meh
PLus
Can't the microwave
remove any remainder of
bacteria in 5-10sec?
#fyp
Useful features
Beware of Landfill Journalism
OK So That's That on That
Hurry, Only 3 Days Left
3 Doors Down
Reopening Sale
Last Chance
Perjorative Genre Descriptors
Pervasive electoral corruption














    If you don't know the person's name, avoid 
overly formal phrases like, "To Whom it May Concern"
 or "Dear Mister/Miss." Don't go too casual either. ...
    If you know the person's name, 
make sure to spell it correctly. ...
    Use "Mr." and "Ms." followed by the person's 
last name only.
It might get tricky now that boys and girls are 
mostly both.
Cancel Culture your own bad self.

I am an autistic 400 pound man with mild to severe 
incontinence. Will these fit my portly figure and 
catch my heavy load?

CELEBRITIE$ ALWAYS TRENDING 
WHEN DENYING ALLEGATIONS,
ABOUT PAST ABUSIVE 
SEXUAL HARRASSMENT,
AND THIS JUICE IS WHAT PEOPLE 
REALLY CARE ABOUT?
TELL US WHAT YOU THINK! 
NO, PLZ DON'T.
WHY AM I HERE?

[[[ kind of felt wrong to focus on myself so much 
with everything going on ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

Vote for your favorite Doodle for Google for President
for US Pepsodent and his running mate, Manfred

CYNICISM??? Don't make me laugh! 

You have received a new message from Practice Name.

The hourglass, sometimes with the addition of 
metaphorical wings, is often depicted as a symbol 
that human existence is fleeting, and that the 

"sands of time" 

will run out for every human life. ... 
The hourglass was also used in alchemy 
as a symbol for hour. 
Exit ramp next right.

Woke up to the sound of someone 
doing roof repairs.
 If you're not satisfied with my apology, 
just tell me what else you want.
walk around your car before entering

My daytimes write this book. 
I am just the filter of its words.
English only.

Evolutionarily Distinct & Globally Endangered 
(EDGE)

starvin like marvin. let's go to a crowded 
restaurant. how is that working out for them? 
CHECK, PLEASE!

Behind every great man is the drawer 
I need to get into why are you even 
in the kitchen right now

Why do brides wear white?
So they match the other kitchen appliances.

I am getting shirt for that.

anxious peeks out window shades before 
his family would leave the house

My brother's DNA test revealed we have 
Bulgarian ancestry. 

@me
You can still MESSAGE me here (only+gmail). 
Plz take me to the MASSAGE parlor. 
9-1-1

YOU CAN STILL MESSAGE ME ON MESSENGER 

ESOPHAGOGASTRODUODENOSCOPY
/
u wouldnt believe what i'm trying to do, not do. 
Practicing dealing with NO WATER AFTER 
AWAKENING 
before Thurs procedure. 

Seeing how long I can cope in the morning... 
the practice/rehearsing may help me get used to 
how it feels. 
I even just took a puff, AHHHHHHHH, 
pain STOPPED. but cottonmouth hahaha 

Coffee cup is full, cooling down!
Unswallowing for 1 1/2 hours, I think I can do it.

I give in, I give up
I give out - must HYDRATE NOW

glug glug glug ahhhhh

DUMP OUT SPIT GLASS
=
A feeling that food is lodged 
behind your breast bone

Black or TARRY stools







SOCIAL MEDIA + 2020 NEWS IN GENERAL, 
ARE RIPPING THE GODDAMN SOUL 
OUT OF ME.
hurricanes & wildfires? 
michael moore claims 
trump supporters will ensure his victory 
OFF THE CHARTS.
i snapped
guns and niggers and chicks with dicks 
and VMAs and
masks
and
trippin balls alone

1 good thing to report: No real Gastritis chest 
symptoms since July 5th (ER day). WTF. 
Fake Ulcer? 
Havent needed to take ONE goddamn Tums 
nor Mylanta!?! Irregularity is milder than before, 
but still tending to it.
Chillax Laxatives

a killa and a thrilla and a chilla, 
when I get that gorilla in Manila

Witchcraft Destroys Minds & Reaps Souls
It seems to be slightly stronger than vinegar, 
but perhaps only in a soluble form.





____________________________________
name withheld
July 17-18, 2020

33 years ago, I received  a phone call from you 
saying, I met someone else. This hurt me deeply 
so much that I moved out of town. Last year, you 
got in touch with me and I was very apprehensive 
about letting you back into my life.

I sensed something different about you and 
let you in.
Things were fun and boom misunderstanding. 
You ruined my birthday. 
Time goes on all is forgiven.

Things were good and I admit that I said something 
stupid which I truely was sorry for.
Things were good and without explanation you 
backed off which hurt me. I wasnt going to come 
down in March. You asked me about the trip and 
I felt badly to tell you that I wasn't coming. So, I 
made last minute arrangements. We had a nice 
time until the last night I was there and I asked you 
no love?, you turned your back to me. 
I felt like I did 33 years ago unwanted and hurt.
I didn't carry it over the next day. Just wanted to 
make the best of a bad experience. 

Got back home things were said. 
Maybe my resentment of how you treated me 
came out.
Things got bad and slowly started to get back.
So this week alone you apologized for saying 
things that was not nice and I didn't say that 
the apology doesn't mean anything.
I may have made mistakes but the good 
overrides the bad. 
Relationships are about forgiveness. 

Since you were very quick to dismiss me, 
that proves that you don't love me and you 
never did.
I am hurt. You will always be the person in 
my life that hurt me.
You dont have to worry about hearing from 
me. I removed all social media accounts. 
You made me feel stupid and I apologized 
for my reaction yet Im the one dismissed 
I shake my head.
I reget the money that I spent on visits and gifts. 
That is where I was stupid. 

You can keep the Patsy disc. I don't want any 
reminders of our relationship. 
I won't be listening to her anymore. 
I gave you the benefit of the doubt and thought 
you changed but you didn't. 
You are the same abuser and user.
You always made me feel not good enough for 
you. I always wondered why maybe it's because 
Im not a sycophant. 
Karma is a bitch. Every pain that you feel is 
the pain you caused for people.
Well enough said.
Bye bye,
name withheld


By the way, about $2800 was spent on you. 
That came from my heart. I know me hating 
you would make you happy so instead I pity you. 
You shit on all that is good. All I did was react to 
you making me feel bad. To end the relationship 
as quickly as you did is evidence 
that you did not care for me. 
You are a predator looking for victims. I saw your 
darkness yet I always forgave you. I was kind and 
caring to you. I thought I could bring light to your 
dark world.
Either you are pure evil or mentally ill in need of 
professional help.
I wanted you to know how much you hurt me.
You need to take responsibility for that.
I want to be vindictive and viscous 
but that won't serve a purpose. 
I want my money back.
I don't want you to enjoy the gifts.
I want to go back to a year ago and 
not allow you in my life.
I wish that I never knew you.

"WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?"

END OF TRANSMISSION

-------------------




Donnie Trunp just called me!? 
Left a brief, cogent voicemail: 
"Just droppin by, sayin bye." WAP






STRENGTH IN NUMBERS? OR ASSETS!
(detected by an algorithm)

Most European countries are short on public restrooms, 
but I can teach you how to sniff out a biffy in a jiffy. 
If you ask for a "restroom" or "bathroom," you'll get 
no relief. Instead, say "Toilet" or "WC" (short for 
Water Closet); these terms are direct, simple, 
and understood.

Save our souls, not arseholes.

"Cancel Culture"!! 

Can u believe it? They're gonna finally get rid of 
all things BAD. And soon the world will be full of 
ONLY GOOD. Judge n jury, ranking n rating, 
NO MORE OFFENSIVENESS ANYWHERE. 
Make a big sign. In Sharpie, s*cka. ELIMINATE.

What we are doing is slipping into exclusively tribal 
narratives. The US is in process of ceasing 
to be a people.


HERE COMES ANOTHER NEGGER
1818 (before it carried the death penalty)

HERE COMES ANOTHER NEGGER
THEY FIND GUNS
RUN, SON
HERE COMES ANOTHER NEGGER

HERE COMES ANOTHER NEGGER
THEY USE GUNS
ESPECIALLY IN THE DARK
INVISIBLE SURVEILLANCE
RUN, SON
HERE COMES ANOTHER KILLER NEGGER, ONE
HERE COMES ANOTHER KILLER NILLER

AND THEY WONDER WHY
WE'RE SO RACIST
NO THEY DON'T
DO THE MATH
ODDS R
DO THE MATH
ODDS R
SCIENCE DETERMINES:
DO BLAME THEM!

HERE COMES ANOTHER KILLER NEGGER
THEY EAT GUNS
DON'T GO OUT PAST SUNSET
YOU'LL TURN INTO A PUMPKIN
RUN, SON
HERE COMES ANOTHER NYGGER, ONE

INCREDIBLE HOW
YOU'RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THOSE NATIVES

HERE COMES YET ANOTHER 
EVEN BIGGER NYGGER 
FINGER ON THE TRIGGER 
HE CAN BARELY EVEN WALK
HIS PANTS HOLD HIM UP

THIS AIN'T RACIST
IT'S STASIS.


Credit attribution not necessary, PD by age.

Where do I sign up to make it stop?
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