CRINKLY GRIN

CRINKLY GRIN
DAFT I CALL IT
REASON ENOUGH
PILLOWS FOR MY BUTT
EX-GIRLFRIENDS OF BEST FRIENDS
(UNFOLLOW)
PILLOWS FOR MY BACK
(THIS IS) THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE
(THIS IS) THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER SAID
I AM ONLY ME
ROOM FULL OF FLOODWATERS
LEAPY LEE
TRANSGENDER RACISTS IN CARS SPILLING COFFEE
A BAD SOURCE OF FIBER
IT'S GOT RAZOR BLADES IN IT
CONSERVATIVE DISCIPLINE
BATSELL BARRETT BAXTER
IN MY DREAMS I LOVE IVY
PILLOWS FOR MY NECK

--

THE GET

GET THE GET
TOO OLD TO GET IT UP
TOO OLD TO GET UP
GET LAID
GET THE HELL OUTTA DODGE
GET REAL
GET COMFORTABLE
GET WET
GET ORGANIZED
GET HERE
GET MILK
GET DIRECTIONS
GET ON TOP
GET PERMISSION
GET DINNER
GET IT OUT OF THE HOUSE
GET IT OUT IN THE OPEN
GET THE ADVANTAGE
GET ME?
GET 20 MILES TO THE GALLON
GET IN THE CAR
GET OUTTA THE CAR
GET TALKING ABOUT OLD TIMES
GET IN TROUBLE
GET CAUGHT IN THE ACT
GET LOST
GET AWAY

GET DOWN
GET ON UP
GET ALL UP IN THERE
GET YOU UP
GET ME OFF
GET SMART
GET A LIFE
GET STONED
GET BACK
GET INVOLVED
GET A JOB
GET PNEUMONIA
GET THE PAPER
GET A CLUE
GET THE JOKE
GET THE KNACK
GET HAPPY
GET IT
GET BENEFITS
GET MOTIVATED
GET WELL
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
GET BUSY
GET YOURSELF A COLLEGE GIRL

GET CRAZY
GET A GOOD PRICE
GET A HAIRCUT
GET DRUNK
GET HOME LATE
GET MARRIED
GET ABOUT
GET ACROSS
GET AHEAD
GET ALONG
GET AROUND
GET AT
GET AWAY WITH
GET LUCKY
GET EVEN
GET BY
GET OVER
GET THROUGH
GET GOING
GET DEPRESSED
GET HUNGRY
GET FINISHED
GET CLEARANCE
GET SHOTS
GET MY BAG
GET HIM
GET HER
GET MOVING
GET THAT A LOT
GET BITTEN
GET THAT
GET THIS.

--

R STEVIE MOORE
WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION.
ALLOW? BLOCK?
BLOCK!
AMBITION IS A DREAM WITH A V8 ENGINE
LAND O' LAKES
STRENGTHENS THE INTERNAL PENIS MUSCLES AND TISSUE
SHELBY PARK AND BOTTOMS
(YOU'RE MY) STUFFED ANIMAL
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT.
HOW TO PRONOUNCE "HODA KOTB"
CLICKING 'LIKE' ON EVERYTHING
COMMENTING ON NOTHING
COMMENTING ON EVERYTHING
WHEN A 'LIKE' WOULD SUFFICE
NOTIFICATION BUBBLES
CROWN ELECTRIC
CHARGING STATIONS
SLACK KEY GUITAR
(SHE'S MY) STUFFED ANIMAL

--

M-PROPER

M-PROPER
DOUBLE ENTEND
PRESENT PERFECT TENSE
IAN & THE ZODIACS
CLESU BIUS
SCHALLER KEYS
KRINKLE CUT
SUFFER NOW I MUST
LETTUCE BOND
I LOSE TRACK
SCHAFFLER TEASE
HOW WOULD YOU PREFER ME TO ACT?
WH - WHAT? WHADDYU WANT?
I DON'T KNOW *WHAT* YOU WANT
G'LORDS?
AM I FLIPPANT?
LACKING PROPER RESPECT OR SERIOUSNESS?
GLIB?
PERT?
FACETIOUS?
WAGGISHNESS
WELL, THAT AIN'T ALL TRUE
BUT WHY IS THAT HOW IT SEEMS?
ECSTASY, PASSION AND PAIN
DO ME!
INTIMIDATING GAME
UNDER THE PILLOW CLUB
INTIMIDATING GAME
DO AS I SAY
INTIMIDATING GAME
STUDENT LOAN MONIES
COME NOW.

---

HEY FEVER

HEY YOU!
HEY FEVER
HIGH REVOLUTION
44100
FREE AS A BIRD DAY IN THE LIFE TOGETHER
CALLING OUT OF CONTEXT
YOU MY FRIEND ARE LIVING OUT OF CONTEXT
ECLECTIC ECCENTRIC POUND SIGN RAGTAG
FIERCELY LOYAL
OLATUNJI
LOYOLA
CROSS PLATFORM HUNGER STRIKE
MOPE & MOURN ONLINE OBITS
NO WONDER YOU'RE MISERABLE
MOPEY
SATURDAY EVENING POST MORTEM
OUT TO GET YOU
CONTEXTRAGE
NEAR-CHRONIC INABILITY TO COMPLETE PROJECTS
JIMMY REED AT CARNEGIE HALL
HITNOSIS
POST TOASTIES
COMMUNIST DAILY WORKER
HOW CAN YOU HELP
HOW CAN YOU HELP
INSIST ON THE BRAND
OH THAT'S AWESOME
AND YA DON'T STOP
I GUESS YOU HAD TO BE THERE.

---

THE CANDOR

THE CANDOR
EMBODIMENT ACROSS THE UNIVERSAL
PLEASE COME TO BOSTON
TENDENCY FOR DEPENDENCY
RON GOMES DON BOWLS 300 GAME GUAM
PLEASE UPVOTE
I USE COOKIES TO ENSURE YOU GET THE BEST OF ME
GOOBER & THE KENTUCKIANS ON W-S-I-X
PENT-UP DEMAND OF MUSIC FOR PLEASURE
FRAT-FUNK FLOP SWEAT
PEG OF MY HEART SCAR TISSUE
MOCK STEREO W-S-E-V-E-N
DAVID BROWNE OF ENTERTAINMENT WEAKLY, WITH AN A
THE EMBODIMENT OF CANDOR
ACROSS THE INTERNET
POST JUNCTION PETTICOAT TOUR LEG
ALMOST ALL THE TIME ROAMING
AT ALL TIMES
PENT-UP MAGAZINE
I SERVED IN THE AIR FORCE, STATIONED IN GUAM
ACROSS THE U-VERSE
STOP AT ANY POINT.

----

FLEISS WATER

PERISHABLE
BUT
WAIT TIL THE LAST MINUTE
SHE SAYS
"WHAT COULD HE SEE IN ME?"

BEFORE THE SCHTICK GOT THICK
ON THAT WE'LL ALL AGREE
BEFORE THE SCHTICK GOT THICK
ON THAT WE'LL ALL AGREE

KILEY
FLEISS WATER
SHE THINKS
"WHAT COULD HE SEE IN ME?"
GNAILS
PERISHABLE PEROGUES
BITE
NAILS
SHE ASKS
"WHAT?"
HNAILS
"WHAT IS THAT?"

READ SLOWLY, BUT CONVINCINGLY
CHANGES IN THIRDS
E-D-O-D---- AACKKK!
Eee Dee Oh Dee .... 

ON THAT WE'LL ALL AGREE

---

DOSSIERS
FAIR POINT
QUESTION THE WELL WORN WISDOM
HOLD ME TIGHT THE INNER LIGHT
SCOTCH-BRITE

TIM MOORE? TIM BURGESS.
HAVE YOU SEEN STEVIE?
WE CAN'T FIND HIM.

RAW MATERIALS
KEVIN TIBBLES
CENTRUM SILVER
TUNED TO A NATURAL E
LATE-EARLY OR EARLY MIDDLE PERIOD
DONT TELL ME IT'S A COINDICENCE
QUESTION LOVE ... IS OVERTAKING ME
SIDEWALK CROUCHES AT HER FEET
STOP HAVING SO MANY KIDS
THE RAINCOASTS
TION = "CHUN" OR "SHUN" ?
CATCH AS CATCH CAN
MONALITA MORLOCK
FOR THE 20TH TIME IN 40 YEARS

---

(YOU'RE) HAVIN' MY BABY, MY EYES ADORED YOU
LET THE INDIFFERENCE COMMENCE
U TELL ME THAT IT'S EVOTUTION
WELL U KNO
1010 WINS
TEN TEN WINS
FARCICAL CYNICISM
EDNA WELTHORPE ALTER EGO TOUCH UP
SHEETS WERE STILL WARM
DOUBLE STANDARDS?
GIF FOR YOUR TUMBLR
CHAUFFEUR SHOW
DISDAIN REMOVER
PRIVACY & COOKIE POLICY
FUNERAL GAMES
PLYWOOD PRESSBOARD
VALOR AND MIGHT
VERY SUPERSTITIOUS, ANTI-SUPERSTITION
WE'D ALL LOVE TO SEE THE PLAN
NEMBUTAL NEMS RHEUMATIZ MEDICINE
TELL US AGAIN
FORT APPENDIX

---

(I'M A) COOL HEAD
COOLER HEADS PREVAILED
IN TOP FORM
HOW DRAMA FOLLOWS ME AROUND
AM I A MAGNETIC FIELD OF DREAMS?
THIZ... IS INSANE
HOW MEAN U BECAME
808 STATE TROOPER

FIND THE ORANGE RIND
A KIND RIND
RIND CONTROL
THAT BEING SAID,
DENIAL RIVER MERIT LIQUORS
AUTOPSY RESULTS
ASK TIM
PLYWOOD?
'FULL' (DOUBLE) = 4 1/2 FEET
MATTRESS WIDTH 54 INCHES BY 74 INCHES

COOL HEAD LUKE
SIT THERE IN DIGNIFIED SILENCE
& APPLAUD POLITELY
UNINTELLIGLIBLE GERBIL
ALONE & EASY TARGET.COM

---

LONG HAIR:
WELL, I'VE WANTED SHOULDER LENGTH HAIR ALL MY LIFE. AND NOW I THINK I'M FINALLY THERE. AND IT BUGS THE HELL OUT OF ME. SLIGHT IRRITATION MIDSUMMER, ITCHING AND LIKE A TURTLENECK SWEATER.
I NEED TO BREATHE COOLNESS. SO I FRANTICALLY WET MY LONG HAIR, PULL IT TIGHT AND FASTEN IT UP TO THE TOP OF THE BACK OF MY HEAD NEAR MY BALD SPOT. INSTANT RELIEF YET ALWAYS TEMPORARY. HARD TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO CUT IT OFF, BUT THAT'S NEARLY PERMANENT - SO, NO OPTION. IT LOOKS SO GOOD LONG. LEAVE IT ALONE. BUT IT HAS SUCH A TENDENCY TO ANNOY. GETS IN MY FACE & MOUTH WHEN I SLEEP. 

SLEEP PATTERNS:
WELL, I DECIDED TO SHUT DOWN, POWER OFF & GO TO BED - AT 9 PM! TOO EARLY; THEN I SLEPT TIL 4 AM. WAKE UP TOO EARLY. BODY CLOCK ALL IN SHAMBLES. MUST TAKE 2 HOUR NAPS AT 2 PM. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY MIND AND BODY? SIMULTANEOUS RACING BRAIN AND EXHAUSTION.

I HAD A BAD IDEA (and it includes YOU)

IF I COUGH UP PHLEGM
IF I BLOW MY NOSE
DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?
DOES THAT WAKE YOU UP?
DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?
OK.
507 AM.

LOW DOSE ASPIRIN - 81 MILLIGRAM ENTERIC COATED TABLETS. NSAID PAIN REVLIEVER. LIFE SAVER... HOWEVER, LIFE SAVERS CANDY WITH THE HOLE IN THE MIDDLE? CANNOT SAVE ANYBODY'S LIFE

NEW MUSIC STARS ARISING EVERY MONTH. FOR THE YOUTH MARKET. THE KIDS ALL KNOW. WE ADULTS HAVE NATURALLY LOST COUNT. IT ALWAYS GOES BACK TO OUR PAST, THAT'S ALL WHO MATTER. WHO WE GREW UP WITH. WE LIVED, HAD OUR TIME, NOW IT'S TIME TO GO. WE'VE BEEN REPLACED.

I GOT SO STONED, THAT I HAD TO REMIND MYSELF TO BREATHE! SOMEBODY HELP... DEEP BREATHING EXERCISE. THERE, THAT'S BETTER NOW. DON'T STOP. I'LL FORGET.

--

WANT NEW FRIENDS?
TELL EM U KNOW RSM INTIMATELY
GALLONS OF GALLO WINE (Hobbits)
LIVE AND LEARN POTBOILER
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
I KNOW NOT HOW
I HEARD YOU DESPISE US
YOU ALWAYS HURT THE ONE YOU LOVE
INFORMATION SOCIETY
YOU LOST YOUR COOL
HIATUSA
5AM
HOW WOULD U HAVE ACTED DIFFERENTLY?
I HAVE A PROPOSAL
COOL YOUR JETS, GRANDPA
LSD DUCKBLIND
ARTIFICIAL CONSTRUCT
POTFRYER
NO DAIRY
NO CHOLESTEROL
NO LACTOSE
NO GLUTEN
COYOTE McCLOUD & SCOTT SHANNON
HURRY-HOME DROPS ON HER CHEEK
SINCE I'M SO DESPICABLE,
U GIRLS SHOULD BE GLAD U GOT RID OF ME
PERMANENT HIATUS
COOL YOUR JETS, GRANDCHILD
POTBAKER
IT WORKS BOTH WAYS!

--

CAUSE AND EFFECT
REACTIONARY - LETTING GO
I DID NOT LEAVE YOU
YOU CAUSED ME TO LEAVE
YOU LEFT ME
CAUSE AND EFFECT
WHEN YOU CREATE THE CAUSE,
EXPECT THE EFFECT
YOU PUSHED ME TO THE POINT
I WAS FORCED TO MAKE THE DECISION
CAUSE AND EFFECT
THE CAUSE IS WHY IT HAPPENED
THE EFFECT IS WHAT HAPPENED
YOU LOST ME
CHARM AND HARM
LIAR LIAR
CONFUSION AND CHAOS
WHO CARES? MAX ROACH CARES
I'M NOT GETTING INTO IT
VERY BEST WISHES
ALWAYS

ANOTHER MINOR SETBACK
ONE AFTER THE OTHER
BE BLAND
BEANO
BE DULL
BE BORING
BE IN LOVE
MAKE IT BE. ROOFTOP. JUMP OFF IN ANGER.
WHY CAN'T I GET MY MASTERPIECE ALBUM RELEASED?
BECCA KAUFFMAN
DUO SPOKEN WORD RECORD
MAKE IT BE?CCA
THURSTON LAVA TUBE VS. RSM
SONIC EUTHANASIA
WHAT'S THE POINT?!! ROLL A JOINT
I NEED SOMEBODY, NOT JUST ANYBODY
SOMEBODY SPECIFIC - WHAT IS THEIR NAME?
SIGN HERE
HIDING BEHIND A TRANQUIL FAÇADE
RICKY NELSON RATINGS

MASTER TAKES
.... A FALL
.... FULL, RESPONSIBILITY
;LONG STORY SHORT
THE NORTH FACELIFT
NOT BY ACCIDENT, BUT BY DESIGN
BIRDS CAN SMELL?
IF YOU DON'T REFRIDGERATE THEM, THEY WILL
INTROSPECTIVE RETROSPECT
FRISSI TITSWORTH
JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, RUSH TO JUDGEMENT
MADISON BRANCH LIBRARY
WITH RHENDI GREENWELL
ABOUT 3 MONTHS AGO
THIS OR THAT AND THE OTHER
MOTORPSYCHO NITEMARE OF THE CITY
NOT BY DESIGN, BUT BY ACCIDENT
INSURANCE COMPANY
LIFE & CASUALTY, WE SHIELD MILLIONS
THE NORTH FACEBOOK UNHALFBRICKING
MARGINS, FROM THE
WE CAN GET YOU ANYTIME
WELL ALL RIGHT THEN

ETHX
OF AMERICA
THIRD BIRD
FIGHT IT!
MATTHEW & RAHCEL SWEET
I'LL NEVER GET OVER GETTIN' OVER YOU
OLD WOODEN KITCHEN CABINETS THAT WON'T STAY SHUT
WHY DO THEY CALL IT
'CRANBERRY JUICE COCKTAIL'?
IT'S NO A COCKTAIL
THAT'S DECEPTION
DOUCHE CANOE
BENDING DOWN ON MY STOMICK LOOKIN' WEST
PURPLE CHICK
MUSIC TO FEEL SEEN
COMRADESHIP CAMOUFLAGE
MUTUAL OF OMAHA FRIENDS
WE NOTICE YOU'RE USING AD-BLOCKER
PERHAPS YOU'LL SUPPORT US ANOTHER WAY?
WE NOTICE YOU'RE USING AD-BLOCKER
WE??
YOU AND WHOSE ARMY?
YOU GOT A ROCK IN YOUR POCKET?
PERHAPS YOU'LL SUPPORT US ANOTHER DAY?
BADCAMP
JAMES FRANCO JAWBREAKER
ABOLITON MISSION
READING A DIARY ON A STADIUM BIG SCREEN
CRIME SCENE CLICKBAIT
UNDER PENALTY OF LAW
THIS TAG NOT TO BE REMOVED
EXCEPT BY CONSUMER
SECURITY CAMERAS ARE WATCHING YOU

IN EVERY BITE
FRAGMENT
MARGINALLY
MAGNET SCHOOL
A 3D VIDEO IN EVERY BITE
SAY SOMETHING!
ODETTA
OH DEBT COLLECTOR
OFFICIAL ISSUE
YOU DESERVE AN AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE
I'M ON AN ISLAND
YOU HAFTA HAVE IT, AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT,
YOU HAFTA WORK ON GETTING IT
...SAYS MY THERAPIST (WHEN I DO GO)
OH GET BACK TO WORK!
STAY AWAY, COME CLOSER
SCURVY SMASHMOUTH
DOSTOYEVSKY
COVENT GARDEN
WICKED!
...SAYS MY THERAPIST (WHEN I DO GO)
OUR LADY PEACE
THE HUDSUCKER PROXY
BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE
OPEN YOUR GIFTS
KEEP ASPECT RATIO
WEB OPTIMIZED
VIVENDI
OH OFFENDI
MATRIX RUNOUT
FELPIN MANSIONS
ROMCOM
KEBOB
KING BUZZO
JB HUTTO
...SAYS MY THERAPIST (WHEN I DO GO)
I'LL ADVISED
TRY AGAIN LATER
SLIGHT URINE LEAKAGE
WHEN I DO GO

GREASE DATES:
MOON WALK 20 JULY 69
BST1 REL. 21 FEB 68
STRUGGLE PRESSURE
FEELING BLESSED
FEELING MESSED UP
NEAR-CHRONIC INABILITY TO COMPLETE PROJECTS
(ARTHUR RUSSELL)
CHEWBACCA WAXED
LOW-PROFILE PRIORITY
DEDICATED & WELL-RESPECTED
MEADOWLARK LEMON TWIGS
LONGSTRETH
DEFINE 'PROTO-PUNK'
JAZZ TIMES
INDIE RACHMANINOFF
TAPPING ON THE TABLE WITH A PENCIL ALSO WORKS
BUDDHIST COMMUNE SUBTERFUGE
LEARN HOW TO FEEL
- ME
McDOUGAL & BLEEKER
STEPS AHEAD
I LIVE ON AN EXTENSION CORD
I LIVE ON BY EXTENSION CORD
I LIVE ON FROM EXTENSION CORD
YOU CAN'T PLUG AN EXTENSION CORD INTO ANOTHER ONE
I'LL LOSE MY PRIVILEDGES
SOMETIMES I LOSE PERSPECTIVE
LONGSTRETCH

FRIDAY THE 13TH
OF MAY 2016!
GAME OVER!
FROM BELLY BUTTON TO KNEE CAP
(PURPOSE OF MUSIC)
AN AD-HOC LINE-UP
WHEN THEY WERE ELBOWED FOR USING AMPLIFIERS
ESPERANZA SPALDING
SHE KNOWS HER PLACE
IS IN THE HOME
WARDOUR STREET
NATIONAL SERVICE
MEAT LOVERS' LASAGNA
LONG JOHN BALDRY'S HOOCHIE COOCHIE MEN

A-TEAM
THE B-LIST
WHY IS BIRDS' POOP WHITE?
FECAL SEMEN CREAM
SEXUAL IN NATURE?
SPLASH DROPPINGS ALL OVER MY WINDOW
LACTOSE INTOLERANT?
IT CRAWLED INTO MY HAND, HONEST
SEA OF TRANQUILITY
SLOSH
IMA GIRL WATCHER
HERE CUMS 1 NOW
UMM MM MM
LESBIAN SCAT
GOT MILK?
COCOA BUTTER
BLOOD IS RED CHINESE
SMORGASBORD
ALL OVER MY OTHER WINDOW
WINDEX RATED
FLOSH

THIS WON'T TAKE LONG
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HEARD ME
BROADCAST ON LIVE TV TO A WORLD-WIDE AUDIENCE
1.5L 14.5kg 13.5%alc./vol.
GANG LORDS
THE CONTROL VARIABLE
DRINK
CARROT
JUICE
WITH THE BENEFIT OF HINDSIGHT
WE COPY YOU DOWN, EAGLE
RHEUM:
SLEEP DIRT
'SLEEPIES'
CRUSTS FORMED ON THE EYELIDS DURING SLEEP
PUS
PLUNGED HEADLONG INTO ...
THIS IS SOME FRIENDLY
DURING THIS DIFFICULT TIME
CANINE CUSPID, UPPER LEFT
ARGUABLY
LOVE DEVITION SURRENDER
NOT TO DISSIMILAR

FATHERS DAY, SUN 19 JUNE 2016
THE PEAK OF DEPRESSION
NO MORE NEED TO ADDRESS THE CONCEPT OF

SO OVER HIM
ELIMINATION PLEASE
STEP-MOMMY CAN FORGET ABOUT ME
HE RUINED MY LIFE
HOW CAN *SHE* TOP THAT?
WELL, SHE'S TRYING
WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.

HERMAN'S HERMITS
HUBERT HUMPHRY
HEDDA HOPPER
HORTON HEARS A HOO HEFNER
HUGH HOPPER
HARRY HOUDINI
HOT HAM
HERE THERE AND EVERYWHERE
YESTERDAY AND TODAY
AND TOMORROW NEVER KNOWS
ALWAYS ALL THE TIME
I WILL RAPIDLY FUCK UP YOUR FINANCIAL SITUATION
CRIME THRILLER
ENDURE THE NEARLY UNBEARABLE STRAIN OF
GETTING BACK IN TOUCH WITH ME
MINCED OATHS
MICROGROOVE
NORTH OF 2 MILLION
TUNAMELT ENAMEL
NEFARIOUS
THIS FOLDER IS EMPTY
EMPTY FOLDER
VIA THE SPECTRUM ROAD

FAKE FACTS
BE THE FIRST TO LIKE THIS
AUTOMATIC NOIR
VALUABLE RARITIES
PLUS PREVIEW ATTRACTIONS
MELACOUSTICONICA
NO APPETITE - GAIN WAIT
WAIT
MAKE USE OF
WEIGHT
DON'T EAT YET
NO, WAIT LONGER
MY BABY REALLY WANTS TO
BUT SHE DON'T KNOW HOW
HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE
HASHTAG ROUNDUP
GOODBYE JACK WHITE & TAYLOR SWIFT
BE GONE
ROCK IS INTENDED
FOR INVENTIVE CREATIVE EXPRESSION

MOST STUDENTS DON'T KNOW WHEN NEWS IS FAKE
(THAT'S WHY THEY'RE STUIDYING)
WE'LL STAY ON TOP OF THAT STORY FOR YOU

WHEN YOU CLICK LIKE,
YOU ENCOURAGE HER
DON'T ENCOURAGE HER!!!?!
PLEASE STAY OFF THE STATUE

MOLOKO DOUBLE CD;
(I CAN'T COMPETE / UNPOP 8):

UNDERPRIVILEDGED
OR
UNPRIV
WHITE UNDERPRIVILEDGED ALBUM
WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME
ROOM TEMPURATURE
WORKPLAY
NERVE ENDINGS
IF TIME PERMITS
PRODUCTIVE
NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
TEMPERATURE TANTRUM
INTERFACE
RSTEVIEMOORE
RSTEVIEMOORE
NO GRIP
NO LIFT
NO REACH
NO STRIDE
SYSTEM RESTORE
CONQUEST
CLASSICAL REPUBLICANISM
FUNERAL HOME

SONORISM
(WE) MUSTA MISSED IT
YOUNESS, FRANCE
ART OF DEFLECTION
JESSE KRAKOW AND I DON'T CARE
(OH MASSA WELL A-DAY)
(BLUE TAIL FLY)
(NEGRO SPIRITUAL)
LIQUIDS, FLUID OUNCES
ALLIED ARTISTS PICTURES
VINNY PECULIAR
LES DISQUES DES CREPISCULE
FACEBOOK IS A PLAYGROUND
RUN AWAY!
ABSORB ADORBS
ABSURD PASSWORD
NIGHT CORE TRIP METAL
IBID
BOOM

--

DOUBLEDEVILGLITCH
BUTLERAMELSMOORE 14SEP16 114RPM
SOMETIMES U CAN FIX SOMETHING - 
- BY JUST -
SERVING PAPERS
WITH CRISIS
AS RIGHTEOUS
WITH BIBLES
WITH DIKEN
EYEWITNESS
ADJUST BRIGHTNESS
YOUR HIGHNESS
WITH MINUS
W MIDAS
JIMPRICELESS
W PRIMUS
W SINUS
W VIRUS
ARTHRITIS
BRONCHITIS
W ELIJAH
POLITEMNESS
HEPATITIS
IF U CAN FIND US!
NOTICE OF EVICTION OF THE PREMISES

BOB'S YOUR UNCLE
AND NELLIE'S YOUR AUNT
IF U OWN IT, U CAN DO WHAT U WANT WITH IT
FLIES IN THE FACE OF CONVENTION
1 NEW NOTIFICATION
COMMONWEALTH COUNTRY
OPEN SOURCE
SNIPER'S PERCH
FIST BUMP
PRIVACY POLICY TERMS & CONDITIONS
TOO PROFICIENT FOR PUNK ERA
THERE IT IS
AND ROBERT IS YOUR MOTHER'S BROTHER
(FOR COMIC EFFECT)
MAIL CHIMP
GIVE IT A TRY
NO, I DIDN'T THINK SO
WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER SUCH INDIGNITIES!?
IT'S WHO YOU KNOW, NOT WHAT YOU KNOW
EASY WHEN YOU KNOW HOW
IT'S HOW YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW
BOB IS NOT YOUR UNCLE ANYMORE
TERMS & CONDITIONS PRIVACY POLICY
CHRISTIAN HIP-HOP XTIAN
CHRISTIAN BE-BOP DON'T STOP
XTN
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. UNCLE BOB.
GOING SLIGHTLY MAD

PLEASE GO AWAY R

NEVER GO PRO
I LIKE ATLAS
CASH BAR
SCHOOL DISTRICT
BIG CARTEL
OBSESSED OVER MY HATERS
WILL C. PEPPER'S WHITE COONS
IN MODERN PARLANCE
.DS_Store
FIT A WEEK INTO EVERY DAY
NOTHING TO SHOW
_MACOSX
HONKER RELAUNCH
TRASH & VAUDEVILLE TENNESSEE
CYNICISM IS MY WAVE
NEPAL BITCHES
NO SHIT
RIDDLE NELSON & THE STONE CANYON BAND
MIKE HOPKINSVILLE
I'M GONNA LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE
I'M GONNA LET U DOWN & LEAVE U FLAT
WE COULD BE HAPPY - JUST FOR ONE-A-DAY
COLLECTORS MAYHEM:
I GOT STUFF I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS
REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY
JIMMY PURSEY RIOT
TURNED OUT NICE AGAIN

STRICT INEQUALITY
> = (IS GREATER THAN)
DICKIES > DIRE STRAITS
FAMILY > FIREY FURNACES
THE FALL > FANNY
I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A LIFE ANYMORE
(NO THANKS FOR THAT)
POINSETTAS
DRUID FLUID RUINS
SEWAGE
BRAIN SPEWAGE
TRUANT OFFICER
RECENT NOTABLE DEATHS
(ONLY THE NOTABLE)
SYLVIA PLATHFINDER
JOURNEYED FROM ALL CORNERS
PUNKADELIC
VEGETARIAN BAY OF PIGS
ALEXIS
"THE DAY I REALLY DIE, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE THEM."
--CASTRO
SEMINOLE ARTICIAL INSEMINATION
WHAT A THING TO SAY!

SHORTWAVE RADIO
TALLWAVE QUEERCORE
LONGWAVE WHITTIER
RADIO HERNIA
FOXYJENN
MICROWAVE RODEO
FREEFORM FMU BOUGHT BY UNIVERSAL
YOU EVER FEEL AN ITCH THAT ISN'T REALLY THERE?
SHOW MAP
STATE-OF-THE-ARK
ARC
AMERICAN RECORDING COMPANY
WHITTLE A STICK, A TWIG
WIDOW BOYD
COLDWAVE
HOTWAVE
DARKWAVE
LIGHTWAVE
KETCHUP WAVE
ADD "CORE"
QUEER KETCHUP GAMES MEMES
VD BLUES
VD WALTZ
VD CITY
VD GUNNER'S BLUES
CORE
MENTAL NURSING
BACKBONE BREAK
NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
NUCLEAR MISSLE FROM MARS
COFFEE BARS
PLEASE GO AWAY R
QUR
ENTER R. STEVIE MOORE
I'MA FLAME-KEEPER
BROADEN THE SCOPE A BIT
UNKNOWN OLDER PHONE VOICE
THAT'S ENOUGH ABOUT THAT

SALAD
IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE?
YEP. GOTTA LOOK 4 IT.
THEY MAKE IT TINY & INVISIBLE

NEVER CHALLENGE R STEVIE WITH SARCASM!
DON'T FORGET:
YOU'RE AT *MY* HOUSE
FUCK YOU! YOU'RE CLUELESS!
YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO SPEAK!

MY ICE CUBES FLOAT IN MY ICED TEA
IS THERE AIR INSIDE 'EM?
WHY?
HOW?

TRY TO KEEP UP WITH ME
RADIATING OPTIMISM
GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB
SPOTTY SCHOOLGIRLS IN CONSTRUCTING GYMSLIPS
AND THEN WE CAN GET SOME KIP
A BALL OF TWINE'S DISTANCE
2 PAIRS O' SOCKS ON
THE RAINCHECKS
GIVE UP YOUR NIGHT SHIFT
ENOUGH CHROME TO BLIND YOU AT TWO MILES
THE DRINK TICKETS
MOVED INTO CABARET
KENNETH MORE UK ACTOR
WUMP & HIS WERBLES
PATHFINDERS - I LOVE YOU CAROLINE (DECCA)
CHICK GRAHAM (15 Y/O) & COASTERS (DECCA)
LIVERBIRDS:
IRENE GREEN/TIFFANY'S DIMENSIONS (GEO MARTIN)
WHEN I SLEPT OVER, I OVERSLEPT
HOLD AWAY FROM FACE
BETTER UNFOLLOW ME BEFORE I UNFRIEND YOU
QUICK
IT'S AN HONOR TO BE WHERE AM I?
SMOKEHOUSE HAM OFF THE BONE
NOT YET! IT'S ALL ABOUT TIMIN'

++++++++

UNDER THE CONDITION I REMAIN UNANIMOUS
or anonymous

PEACH PIE

WAIT FOR IT TO GO AWAY
IT'LL GO AWAY
WATCH IT GO AWAY
FEEL IT GO AWAY
CAN'T FEEL IT NOW
I'M GOING AWAY TONIGHT

PARMESAN ROMANO
CD-ROMANO
I AM PERE OBO, BUT I NEVER MET YOKO UNU
AS PLAYED ON JAP OBOE
STUPIDUMB
STUPIDUMB
EDIT EDITH STIFLE
CAKE EDITH 2
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT
I DIDN'T INTEND TO DO THAT
I DIDN'T INTEND THAT
NINTENDO IN 10 MINUTES
DO YOU WANT TO HOLD A SECRET
GIOVANNI
EZEKIAL 4:9
PACKETS OF KETCHUP & MUSTARD
DEAD FLESH
ON THE MENU
TOMATO PIE
3 SUBJECT PAD
DADDIO
ER STEVIE MOORE
TOMATO CAKE
THIS IS STEVIE MOORE NEXT DOOR
STUPIDUMB

--

2016 SUNDAY
XMAS DAY, ALL MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY
NO XMAS FOR JOHN
I ATE MY LAST VALIUM LAST NIGHT
BA NITE B4 XMAS ON GREASE
JAMES BROWN DIED 10 YEARS AGO TODAY
WHY DON'T WE GO TO CHURCH OPN XMAZS MORNING
SINCE IT FALLS ON A SUNDAY THIS YEAR?
FALLS
I'LL GO GET DRESSED

LITTLE ROCK ROAD RAGE
NEGROES WITH NEGUNS

RSM'S RECORD RESEARCH. NJ 80's - 00's

www.angelfire.lycos.dom
FILL OUT THIS QUICK SURVEY
FRED BELOW

STILL IN MASSIVE CREDIT CARD DEBT
WHO KNEW!
(MY ACCOUNTANT??)
WHAT TO DO! I REALLY DON'T KNOW
IMMA GO GET DRESSED UP
WHY DO THEY SAY "VISIT" A WEBSITE?
NOT "ACCESS" OR "VIEW", BUT "VISIT"
AS IF IT'S SUNDAY-GO-TO-MEETIN'?

FACEBOOK RE-DEACTIVATE
BACK 'N FORTH, UP 'N DOWN
TROUBLES HERE TO STAY
JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER


LEMON TWIGS SAVED MY EARS:
HEARING =
NILSSON SYD BARRETT A QUICK ONE
SONG CYCLE EMITT RHODES
VILLAGE GREEN PRESERVE MONKEES
IAN WHITCOMB
BETWEEN T BUTTONS BEE GEES
ASYLUM CHOIR MARC BOLAN
SMILEY SMILE SPANKY OUR GANG
DUKES OF STRATOSPHEAR
TUBES KASENETZ-KATZ [[10CC]]
MOTHERS OF INVENTION PILOT
STEELY DAN SUPERTRAMP HELLO PPL
GILB O'SULLIVAN MARMALADE
JELLYFISH EGGSTONE NRBQ
LEMON PIPERS CARPENTERS QUEEN
TAME IMPALA SPARKS NEIL YOUNG
EARLY BECK ZOMBIES BOWIE
COTTON MATHER FLAMIN GROOVIES
NINETEEN FUCKING SIXTY-EIGHT
GUESS WHO COWSILLS IDLE RACE
ASSOCIATION THE MOVE TURTLES
DIFFORD TILBROOK BIG FRESH
& OF COURSE R STEVIE MOORE

--

INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED & HIP HOPPED
JULES SHEAR HEART ATTACK
THE EYE OPENER
BAKED GOODS
CANNED GOODS
GUESS AGAIN,
SCHNEIDER
OCTANE7
2 PAIRS OF SOCKS ON
TAHITIAN VANILLA BEAN
LOCUSE BEAN GUM STREET
KEITH MOON & JOHN BONHAM WALK INTO A BAR
RIM SHOT
ACETAMINOPHEN VS. IBUPROPHEN
PHEN
OBARBITOL CALL
NSAID NWORD JUST SAYIN'
KEEP REFRIGERATED NEVER FREEZE

BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE WEAVER
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE BAYOU
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE OVERALLS
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE DANUBE
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE ON BLUE
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE TOOTH
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE STATES
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE BEARD
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE CAPS
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE BLOOD
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE PLATE
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE MOON
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE & LONESOME
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE 
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE 
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD BLUE 

--

Endlessly pulling your hair back out of your face & hanging it from behind your ears to hold it in place, but it NEVER STAYS PUT.

--

WEMBLEY WIMP
KEEP REFRIGERATED NEVER FREEZE
DECAF? NO THANKS
I LIKE TO STARE OUT WINDOWS
AND WATCH BIRDS PERCHED IN TREES
TRANSFER BRANCH TO BRANCH
TOGETHER OR SEPARATE
WHAT DO THEY DO?
WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?
IS THERE A PLAN?
IS IT GPS?
IS IT RANDOM FLIGHT?

COCAINE POT
JUMP-OFF-A-CLIFF EUPHORIA
THAT MIGHT BE MY FINAL BAG OF REEFER
HOPE I'M STONED WHEN I DIE!
A NEEDLEDROP WAV FILE
POSSIBLY THE TRUEST AUDIO FORM?
TEN-DOLLAR CHEESEBURGER/FRIES

MAKE IT READ
MAKE IT 3
MAKE IT BEEP

--

12 JAN 2017
DADDY KEEPS CALLING ME
WHADDYA WANNA SAY, DADDY?
IF I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOU,
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
CAN YOU?
(I DON'T MAKE TRASH, I BURN IT.)

THE RAPID BOIL
TOO MUCH TO THE TOUCH
TOO MUCH FOR THE TOUCH
TOO MUCH ON THE TOUCH
SCREAMIN LORD SUTCH
DUTCH ME

PEACHES & PEARS
GRAPES & CHERRIES
CANNED FRUIT COCKTAIL
WHAT A MEAL

WHAT'S WITH THE NAME CALLIN'?
DID U NOT GET THE MEMO?
LIQUID CHLORINE BLEACH
ONE CUP MAX.
DON'T PUT SUGAR ON IT
IF U CLICK LIKE, THAT ENCOURAGES HER.
DON'T ENCOURAGE HER!!!

--

CHET HUNTLEY MR. GUITAR
WREAK HAVOC RUN AMOCK
PETITE SNACK CRUNCHERS
A MIGHTY, MIGHTY MAN
WE HAVE OPTIONS!
IT'S SO EZ TO ACCUSE SOMEONE OF NARCISSISM
WHEN YER OWN LIFE IS SO FUKT
HAVE SELF-PRIDE, BUT ONLY SO MUCH
IT ME
ANDY PANDA
COLIN BLUNSTONE
BLUTHNER
IT YOU
WE _HAD_ OPTIONS
BUT ONLY SO MANY
IT WORKS LIKE THIS
CHET HUNTLEY MY FUNNY VALENTINE
RAFE IS HOLDING A RAFFLE

CHEESE CURLS
WHAT AM I DOING?
CHEESE & ONIONS
DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT?
AS LONG AS WE EAT TOGETHER
I DON'T SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT
GO DUTCH

--

A NUMBERS GAME (HIKE)
I _LOVE_ YOU! NO! I LOVE _YOU_!
DOLLA BILL GATES OF HELL
MICROTEL
VIAGRICULTURE
BLOWHOLES HOLE-IN-ONE
SUPERBOWL ING FOR DOLLRS
AIR BAG WARNING
GOOGLE IT AGAIN = RESEARCH
MOAN - INTO MY MICROPHONE
KIDS EAT FREE!
UKRAINE KIEV - TO ME

PEOPLE SAY
WE NEED - TO BE - THE SAME AGE
OLD TRUMPS YOUNG
YOUNG STUMPS OLD
I STILL - CAN'T GET USED 2U
(I'M TRYING HARD!)
U STILL - CAN'T GET USED 2 ME
BANAL CANAL
THAT'S ALL - FOR NOW
VERB NOUN - GROW DOWN
WORD LOUD
THE SAME AGE!
THE SAME AGE!
GROW UP! GROW DOWN!

CHOOSE YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES
WE DON'T, WE WON'T, BC WE CAN'T
LOOKING OUT FOR NUMERO UNO
DRIVE HAMMERED, GET NAILED
COPS IS EVERYWHERE
ORWELLIAN BELLYFLOP
AND YOU DON'T STOP
LAMAR
CATALINA CALL BOX
SUPERMENSTRUATING GO CHAINS
YO CHUCK! FIGHT THE POWA!
RUNAWAY TRUCK RAMP CAMP
JACUMBA SUBWAY - SIX INCH
ROCK SLIDE AREA
TAWANNA BRAWLEYWOOD

PENIS, ARIZONA
2-SONG ARIZONA
YUMA-ESQUE
FLAGSTAFF INFECTION
MARICOPA CABANA
EXIT 9
FASCINATING FACTS
PERFORMING BKG TASKS
YOU IS NASTIER THAN A BLOWFLY
JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD
KNOW WHAT I THINK
SOME COMETH

HOSPITAL! HOSPITABLE! SPIT!
PLAY PARTY <-- REPORT
TESTICULAR MANSLAUGHTER
DEPENDS ON WHAT I GOTTA DO THAT DAY
MORE SPACE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS
SINK THE BISMARK, MULLARKEY!
KEEP PREOCCUPIED
OCCUPY LOL STREET
POST-OCCUPIED -- POST IRONY
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE PAPER
REPORT DRUNK DRIVERS
REPORT DRUNK DISC DRIVERS
REPORT DRUNK HARD DRIVERS
DIESEL B. DEMILLE
THE SPIT HOSPITAL

--

ANXIRITY
JUST NOW
STEVE BEDLAM BBC
THE GAYS - VERY BEST QUEERS
KURSAAL FLYERS
EXCESSIVE WATERING OF THE EYES
TEAR DUCTS RUN AMOK
DIVORCED FROM REALITY
21 PILGRIM RUN
BUYERS' REMORSE
GET THE UNDERTONES GET THE KNACK
BULLSHIT DETECTOR ALARRM
PERMANENT ENTRY IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS
_______, GO SIT IN THE CORNER
RAY-BAN SUNGLASSES, ONE DAY SALE!
JIMMY QUIDD & THE DOTS
FRESH PESTO
BULLY PULPIT
COMPLETED & DELETED
PRIVATE HANG
MAY PANG IS LIVE NOW
MINDREADER
ANXIRITY

--

THESE THINGS HAPPEN
DUDE DON'T EVEN
EGOSYSTEM
SOLID AIR
LEGAL ACTION
E. NOLA GAY
THESE FOOLISH THINGS HAPPEN
LOW QUALITY, SMALL SOUND
AND WHAT ELSE?
JUST ANOTHER ECHO PARK BURGER BAND
I M WIT U
LIKELY SPAM
AND THE GRAMMY GOES TO...
Mtv Inplugged
KKK LEADER FOUND DEAD. HOORAY!
RAISE THE HOURLY WAGE
HOROSCOVIA TIL THAST ON
AND WHAT ELSE?
CDECEASED

--

PHASE MATRIX
# TREND REQUEST
EXEC ORDER IN THE COURT
WALGREENS: AT THE CORNER OF HAPPY & HEALTHY
I'M FULL OF GIDDY GLEE, HEARING FROM YOU NOW
BORDERS ON TACKY
LOYAL FAN & ESTIMABLE CUSTOMER
SO SEZ SHE
DEFT BASS WORK
MENTIONED YOU IN A COMMENT
SO SEZ HE
NEWFOUNDLAND
QUADRADISK TRANSCHAMBER
SO SEZ YOU
PROVIDES COMPELLING GRIT
THE VILLAGE FUGS
SO SEZ THEY
STYROFOAM UNIFORM
WORRYING ABOUT PLASTIC STRAWS

--

AMERIPOLITAN
WANG CHUNG DANCE HALL DAYS
NSFWSXSW
PARTICIPATION COOPERATION
VX NERVE AGENT
ALSO-RANS
TRIBE CALLED QUESTLOVE
QUINCY QWEST
SEX SELLS. WANNA MAKE OUT?
A STRAIGHT-FOUR BASS BLOB
YOU PUT YOUR REAL COOL LOOKING CLOTHES ON
SERENDIPITY DO
VIEW SINGLE WOMEN
CINDY LEE BERRY FIELD
LATER DISCOVERED TO BE FALSE
NPD...
ONE OF THE FEW CONDITIONS WHERE
THE PATIENT IS LEFT ALONE &
EVERYONE ELSE IS TREATED.
QOTITA DEL SOL IS DEAD
WOULD YOU PLZ WASH MY FACE FOR ME?
LATER... WITH JOOLS DRISCOLL

--

FALKNERMOORE DEEPVOICE
MY WORDS, NOT HIS
INTREO
ON THAT NOTE
HOT MALE
ARE YOU ASKING OR TELLING?
WILKINSON'S NUMBER 8 LAXATIVE COMPOUND
I LOVE SLIDERS
MAIL CHIMP
BING & RUTH
FORMIDABLES
CIRCUIT BENDERS BALL
WHAT EVEN THE FUCK
DISCO DEL ANO
NECK OUTWEIGHS THE BODY
I TRY TO SOCIALIZE BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND
WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR, GOT SOMETHING ON MY MIND
BODY BAGS PRICE TAGS
BELIEVE ME
40  YARD DASH CROFTS
THIS IS DREAM
KICK HIM TO THE CURB
DOES IT REALLY GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS?

--

Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how we perform, is truly important to other people.

--

COFFEE TALK
NUT ALLERGY
I WILL CONTINUE THOUGH
TO WRITE, RECORD, ARRANGE & PRODUCE
MY OWN SPECIAL STYLE OF
WHATEVER IT IS I DO SO WELL.

GROUCHY DISS FOR TODAY:
CLEVER MELODIES & CHORDS.
*NOT* Wilco
JEFF TWITTER
TROVE
BOREDOM > BEDROOM
LEMON TWIGS > LENNY & SQUIGGY
UNACCOMPANIED MINORS
WAYS AND MEANS COMMITTEE
DON'T RUSH OFF
OLD AGE IS LIVING DEATH

--

MUSIC BEHIND DJ
FATS COMET
ERNIE BALL SLINKY
LIAM: DIETY OR DICKHEAD?
THE AUTHORITY TO SHARE?
(PROHIBITED PERMISSIONS)
WE RECOMMEND TRYING AGAIN LATER
STAY OFF THAT LEG
UNABLE TO POST COMMENT- TRY AGAIN
SHORT TERM MEMORY WORSE THAN EVER
I JUST WALKED AWAY FROM A THOUGHT!
UNABLE TO POST COMMENT- TRY AGAIN
RETINOPATHY
BITE MY TUNGSTEN
SUBSTANCE HAZE
HUMAN BACON
LET THE HATE MAIL FLY
UNITED
DAD DIDDLEY OFFICE
MOM DIDDLEY WASHING
YOU'RE ALL FULL O' BALL
THE SOIL!
FIGHT IT! PULL OUT OF IT!

RAISE AWARENESS
LEAVE A GIFT, AND SPLIT
NECK OF RED
S&H GREEN STAMPS
NOTIFICATIONS, MARK AS READ, THEN THEY COME BACK!
JOHNNY HODGES VS GIL HODGES
CHANNEL THIRTEEN
WHEN RSM GETS EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING,
Y'ALL BETTER RUN WITH IT
GIVE DOWN
GIVE OUT
TOP VALUE STAMPS
ANDY TITHESIS
YOUR PATIENT PORTAL
IT FOUND ME
McNUGGETS RUNS
DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT GIRL
IT'S A SUBJECT TO BE AVOIDED
GOD'S WON ME OVER '09
SINGS LIKE A SCHOOL MUSIC TEACHER
CH 13
FUZZY WARBLES
HONEYBEE SPIDER
I'M YANKIN' MAJOR CHAIN
THAT JOKE COULD COST ME
DOWN BELOW

--

YOU BLOWING MONEY LEFT & RIGHT
IN STEREO!
IT SLOWS DOWN MY TROLLING
HOW TO SPOT FALSE NEWS
JUST NOW
PLEASE TELL US WHY YOU DISMISSED THE AD
THUMBTOYS
STRAP CAME LOOSE
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH
I. DO. IT. ALL.
SUPPLE YET FACILE
TACTILE
INDIE FINDING
CRANAPPLE RECORDS
WASH OFF
BACKWASH
GEORGE, CALL PEST CONTROL
PLEASE TELL US AGAIN WHAT GROUPS YOU LIKE

--

RSM STRIKES AGAIN
JON PROVOST
IT'S ALL YOURS
CUSTOM BUSINESS INSIGHTS
rstvmo.edu
REALTEK
THROWING OUT ONE LINERS
ONGOING SITUATION
GINA BACON 90
QUILTED NORTHERN
STYROFOAM UNIFORM
OMG ORGASM
ACCIDENTAL SUICIDE
BOLGER WMSC
extra lines to fatten it up
not found in the crinkly grin book
pause that refreshed
spontaneous aza

I'd love a big bowl of Wheaties, but my milk supply is perilously low. Why wouldn't water work? I must try it! (add some CoffeeMate?)

DEMONS (DEMOS)
FINISH THE BOOK, DESIGN THE COVER
THAT FEELING WHEN FOR THE WIN
4 LEAF CLOVER
LOOSE LEAF FOLDER
PIPKINS INC.
TAFFY APPLES
CONTAINS UP TO 20% OF A SOLUTION
HIGHFALUTIN
MAXRESDEFAULT
HIGHFALUTIN
IA, OR 5˘ - MI 10˘
CA CASH REFUND
DO YOU EVER CHANGE CLOTHES? SMILE? (GB)
CRASH REPORTS

THE REGRETTES
MUSHROOM AGNOLOTTI
GRADE A 100% PURE
E/D
E/D MEDS
EDS HEADS EMPORIUM
BOWL OF WHEATIES & CHEERIOS
BREAKFAST BLEND
BURGER PARLOUR BEER GARDEN
LESS DISCOMFORT
DISTEMPER
SHOT
POL POT
MORE COMFORT
IS IT BETTER TO BAKE CHICKEN
LONGER @ LOW HEAT? OR
QUICKER @ HIGH HEAT?
COCAINE IS CRAZY
REFRESH THE PAGE OF MY LIFE
TO SEE IF YOU RESPONDED
TO R. STEVIE MOORE'S CRY FOR HELP
BOWL LEGGED

--

TOP CHAP

THOSE FOOLS WHO ARE EITHER OBLIVIOUS
OR STUBBORNLY REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE
ON MODERN SOCIAL MEDIA
AREN'T YOU BRAVE!
PITY THE POOR AMPUTEE

I LIKE TO SIT.
IT'S WHAT WE DO
WELL, SITTING COMFORTABLY IS
NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE
AFTER ENDURING HIP JOINT REPLACEMENT SURGERY.
JUST CAN'T GET SITUATED

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GARY AND RANDY SCRUGGS?

HOW TO SUCCESSFULLY TWEET
WHEN YOU'RE ONE CHARACTER OVER THE MAXIMUM LIMIT?

I'M OUT OF BUSINESS!

MYSPACE WOULD'VE NEVER SURVIVED THE TRUMP YEARS

IMAGINE CARBONATED MASTURBATION

I NEED A HAIRCUT THAT STAYS.

ABSOLUTELY NOBODY HAD A BIRTHDAY TODAY
THAT'S WHY IT'S WORTH NOTING
WOULDN'T YOU?

WHEN YOUR BROWSER COMES BACK ON A REBOOT
AND CONFESSES IT'S EMBARRASSED!
RESTORE?
SEND A CRASH REPORT?
FUCK NO

--

FROM THEN ON OUT
FETCHING PREVIEW
LOCK THE TASKBAR, LOCK THE TASKBAR
AUTO-HIDE THE TASKBAR
I WROTE IT DOWN TO REMIND MYSELF
(I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE)
THERE'S NOT ENOUGH HUGS ANYMORE, MOORE
FRESH OUT - OF STOCK
DISCONTINUED ITEM
SUPPLY DEPLETED
DEMAND DELETED
CANDLELITE VIGIL
I'VE GOT 400 DOUBLE ALBUMS
PLZ TELL ME ABOUT YER NEW SINGLE
I PLAYED WEMBLEY
YOU'RE DOING A HOUSE SHOW?
A HOUSE SHOW!

NEW SONGS
A I BAND
I WANT YOU TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF
YOU KEEP CALLING ATTENTION TO YOUR CHARACTER FLAWS
CAN'T IMAGINE STARTING ALL OVER
(I WILL NEVER FORGIVE) THE POWERS THAT BE
TYLER WILL, STEVIE WON'T
CHEESE CURLS UNSPEAKABLE
R U WAITING ST' CAR
2 BASSES? 3?
WILL PASSIONFRUIT
DRUMSTICKS CHIKN LEGS
IMPEACHONFRI13TH
ICE CREAM TRUCK IN Fm
5b5b5 2 4 3b 1 -- 2 -- 3b
MY LITTLE CUTIE (ACROSS THE STREET)
LOOK AT THAT LONG HAIR
WHY WON'T SHE GO OUT WITH ME?
SHE'S SHORT AND STUMPY,
BUT I'M BLIND FROM A DISTANCE
JUST SAYIN
NEW BAND?
RSMAI
R. STEVIA MOOREA'S AMNESIA INSOMNIA SHANIA
(INSOMNIAMNESIA)

--

MATT KAMM
TOO MUCH - GUITAR SOLO
MGMT DOES MMT
MRI IN MIAMI
AWESONE
TENNESSEE CHEESE
ESSENNET
CELECOXIB
COXIB
FUNNY PUNCHLINE CONTESTS

I'D HAVE HAD NO CAREER
IF IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FOR
WFMU'S BIL BERGER
INVENTING THE TERM & GENRE "LO-FI"
IN THE 1980's

WHAT'S THE REAL DIFF BETWEEN
A TEASPOON-FULL & A TABLESPOON-FULL?
ARE WE REALLY THAT SENSITIVE
TO SUCH MINISCULE MEASUREMENTS?
GOLF BALL MICROPHONE

SONGS TO DO LIVE?
PSALMS
LINGER LONGER LUCY
THEOREM
I H8 PPL
CAROLYN
I'M SCARED
ONE NOTE WONDER
MY BAD MUSIC
BOYSAGE
THE DISABLED LAD
MANUFACTURERS
MY TRUTH
WHY SHOULD I LOVE YO
I LIKE TO STAY HOMME
PLAY MYSELF SOME MLOOSIC
WARSH YOUR WILLY
WHAT WAS I STINKING ABOUT
PSONIC PSUNSPOT THE LOONY
ISAAC & IVY
JUST ANOTHER CY

--

a i
A I
AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL
AMERICANA INTERNATIONALAMA
EXODUS
KALEIDOSCOPICSOLIDSTATE
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK
POINT OF NO RETURNING BACK
SEPT OF MY YEARS
ROCKTOBERFEST
I & I
ANGINA MIMICS H.A.
BRITNEY & TAYLOR MADE THEIR MILLIONS
WHO'S NEXT? TEENAGE WASTELAND?
DID GEORGE JONES THINK A POSSUM WAS AWESOME?
NO!!
IDEAS MAN 1997-2007
RALPH SPOILSPORT
50 YRS OF RECORDING
FORGET DECADES, A HALF CENTURY

LIGHT IN THE NIGHT SKY
TOO BIG TO BE A STAR
TOO SMALL TO BE THE MOON
NOT A PLANE, IT'S NOT MOVING
PLANET? UFO!

T V D V DO
TMZ V-DO
TVDVDO
BLACK-EYED PEAS ARE BEANS
THEY'RE NOT PEAS! PLEASE!
FREAKY CREEP
LONE WOLF
WAIT UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE
IGNORED THE WARNING SIGNS
MOVE OVER, ROCKTOBER
LITTLE ROCKET MAN'S TAKING OVER
EAST BAY RAY @ MANDELAY BAY
#EXCUSESTOSTAYHOME
DIARRHEA
PLANET
DO HOLLYWOOD
SIGN
TAKE A KNEE
TAKE A PEE

SCI-FI SCIATICA CYBORG
CY YOUNG AWARD
REGION SPECIFIC
LOG ROLL BAZOOKA JOE
CAST A SHADOW IN MY DIRECTION
JASON ALDEAN, MAKE IT BEAN
MISTER BEANO
DRINK A LITTLE DRINK, SMOKE A LITTLE SMOKE
YOU DON'T WANT IT?
GIVE IT TO SOMEBODY WHO'LL USE IT!
POSH BOY BOMP
MINDBLOW (blow with lips)
HEAD HURRICANE
MINDBLOW (blow with lips)
HEAD HURRICANE
ANGEL TENSION (Biff)
CENTRAL STATE
HOSPITAL FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE
DeBERRY?
CLOVER BOTTOM
(PRETEND I'M COMPOSING, USE A PEN ON PAPER)
LOGISTICAL SNARLS
70's WERE MY JAM -- 18 TO 29

STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS
ANTS' HAND SANITIZER
MIND-WANDERING
VI 56:16 (NOT 56:01)
RS 59:08 (NOT 59:01)

WELL, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE EXPECTED ME TO
COME DOWN & SEE U GUYS! . . HEH HEH
"NO, ANTHONY - QUITE FRANKLY,
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!"
HA HA NO, NOT NOW!
I WAS DEAD LAST WEEK!
"HA HA, HEY- WHAT BROUGHT U BACK TO LIFE?"
IT WAS AN OLD CRUSTY PIECE OF BREAD!
("HEH HEH HEH")
I GOT TO THE END OF THE LOAF, AND
THAT LAST SLICE WAS ROTTEN AS HECK...

DAMN THE BURRITOS
CHAOTICA
SOPHISTICUFFS
ETERNAL EXTERNAL
MUSIC IS MY MISTRESS
PESTICIDE RESIDUE

SOBER
R U SOBER?
IT'S OVER
R U NOT SOBER?
UBER - 
ALLES
OCTOBER HANGOVER
LEFTOVERS
MOVE OVER, ROVER
LET JIMI TAKEOVER
LOST MUSIC NETWORK
ZENO'S PARADOXES
MARIGOLD BUTTONHOLED
ACHE (THE BAND)
LO-FI LEITMOTIF
MO-FI MOFO MOJO
WAITER NAVIGATOR
RESTROOMS FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY
LO-IF
KILL ROTTEN ROCKSTARS
ANTELOPE FREEWAY 1 MILE
ANTELOPE FREEWAY 1/2 MILE
ANTELOPE FREEWAY 1/4 MILE
ANTELOPE FREEWAY 1/8 MILE
ANTELOPE FREEWAY 1/16th MILE
ANTELOPE FREEWAY 1/32nd MILE
ANTELOPE FREEWAY 1/64th MILE
BLACK CANDY, BLACK CANDY YEAH
MATTERS
GIVE ME IMMORTALITY OR GIVE ME DEATH

WORLD MENTAL HEALTH DAY =
(IN THE WORKPLACE? GIMME A BREAK!)
MONK 100
FRIDTJOF NANSEN'S 156th BIRTHDAY
SUV PULLS IN THE CHURCH PARKING LOT
SUV PARKS IN THE CHURCH PULLING LOT
YOU REACHED OUT TO ME
LIKE I STILL REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE?
PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS
WILDFIRE DADA
EAST ROOM: A RESIDENCY OF SORTS
CAN WE PLAY HERE, SAY, EVERY SUNDAY NITE?
NIGHTMARES ABOUT HUNGRY BEARS & WILDCATS
MOSEYIN' THRU THE WOODS
WANDERIN' INTO THE SUBURBS
MAULED TO BLOODY DEATH
THANX 4 HAVIN' US!
I NEED ADVISEMENT, IS THAT WHAT YER SAYIN?
NOT ADVICE, ADVISEMENT
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

PETE SEEGER'S MUSIC FINALLY ARRIVES ON STREAMING SERVICES.
SEEGER, ONE OF THE LAST GREAT HOLDOUTS, ALLOWS HIS
ONTO MAJOR SPOTIFYSHADE.

R. MAGEDDON
R. WYATT BBC
DANNY KAYE
BJORK IVOR
DENSE FOG
JOHN DENSMORE
LONDON FOGHAT
YOU GET A LINE, I'LL GET A POLE
CRAWDAD HOLE
METAPHYSICAL IS AN OXYMORON
SUPERNATURAL IS AN OXYMORON
R-BITRON RATINGS
WHATEVERSHEBRINGSWESING
UNREPAIRED APPETHAIZING
COME BY
DANNY K
ALLITERATION IS LIT
TAKING CARE OF ME
PLEASE SHOW YOURSELF OUT
LESLEY UGGAMS
OOGUM BOOGUM
OF ITS TIME
WRINKLE PREVENT
APPEAL SESSION(S)
SURREAL THRILL

PHIL SOLEM BORN
IN SAME HOSPITAL ROOM
AS DYLAN
DULUTH
ROGER RIP TU 10-24-17
SOFI
"IN CASE I DIE IN MY SLEEP,
YOU WERE MY LAST THOUGHT"
(MG)
UNBRIDLED UMBRIDGE
INTOXICATED EDUCATION
FREE CALL
SOFI
JUGGLING PRIORITIES
MINUTE TO MINUTE
HOW NOW, BROWN COW?
boilgnaw
IF 6bq9 I DON'T MIND
DIG
I WANNA HEAR AND SEE EVERYTHING
MAYUBE IT'S A CHANGE OF CLIMATE
ELEVATORS. VS. ESCALATORS
"YOU'VE BEEN FUN SINCE DAY ONE"
HERON WALK (Tahlena neighborhood)
SEE WHAT HAPPENS
R. SIERRA MADRE
EMPAGLIFLOZIN
PAGS
MIKE
SOGI
RSM IS 5' 11" 260 lbs

ARE YOU READY, STEVE?
DOUBLE SWITCH NAT'L LEAGUE
TO BOLSTER THIS BULLPEN
WYNCOTE
TO CONTINUE SHOPPING,
RETURN TO MERCHANT
VIEW CART
NUTRITION FACTS
PROTECT & SERVE
HARRY SWEETS EDISON
PANAGYRIC ENCOMIUM
REDIRECTING TO PAYPAL
IT WAS WITH SOME TREPIDATION THAT I WENT IN
TROPICAL OOZE AND OZ
MERCH TABLE
OF CONTENTS
SOLD OUT
SHRIMP SCAMPI
OVER SPAGHETTI
ARE YOU INEXPERIENCED?
HAVE YOU EVER BIN
I HAVE
NOT
CELEBRATING PAD THAI
OLD SPICE
YOU GOT ME THERE
WEAK WITH GRIEF? THAT WE R.
LOOK, A GOLDEN WINGED SHIP
IS PASSING MY WAY
BEST IN SHOW
GOES TO SHOW
BEST IN SHOW
JUST GOES TO SHOW
BEST IN SHOW
GOES TO SHOW
BEST IN SHOWBIZ
DEAD WEATHER

TABLET
PILLOW CASES & POT HOLDERS
CUSCUNA MOSAIC
LOOK!
CLEARANCES
BAY OF FUNDY
SPACE INVADERS
NASHVEGAN CORPSE GRINDERS
MEATN3
MY FRIEND FLICKA
HORSEMEAT
FLICKR
LIVELEAK
WARNING, MATURE
THERE AIN'T A WORD OF TRUTH IN IT
MY DUTY TO INFORM YOU:
CUTIE RHYMES WITH BEAUTY
IN A NUDIE SUIT
WHY WON'T MY SISTER REPLY?
HOOTY & THE SKAFISH
UBER TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM
SYMPTOMS WENT AWAY
SYMPTOMS CAME BACK
FEVER VS. PNEUMONIA
FREEZER BURN
LYFT BACK HOME
BEDSIT
ALKA SELTZER
CURE ALL




/PAD STILL ACTIVE/



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