"MY EMPHASIS IN CAPS"
R. STEVIE MOORE
BLUE SPARKLE NOTEBOOK
TEXT RAGE SOFT POETRY

*
AUGUST 2015
MUSCLE BEACH TWINK (WANTED)
IT IS NOT OK TO CONTACT ME ABOUT GOODS OR SERVICES
SOMETIMES IT MISSES THE MARK

TINY / TIM RUSSERT
ANTISEPTICTANK
SALT WATER WITH LEMON
GUILLOTINE ROUTINE
A PRODUCT OF YOUR SOCIETY

ALL YOUR THREATS ARE TISSUE TIGERS
IT'S ALL HOT AIRRRR
YOU EASY TEARRRR

ANTICEPTICA
ESTABLISHING YOUR LIMITS
THE SIZABLE ASSORTMENT OF
SLINGS, BLUDGEONS, MACES & CATAPULTS
GUILLOTINE (10") IS REAL SHARP

--

NEW AGE SEWAGE
TOO MUCH ON MY MIND
TWENTY TEENS
ALCOHOLER
GOOD MORNING MR LEITCH, HAVE YOU HAD A BUSY DAY?

JUNIOR SAW IT HAPPEN
AN ORGASM & A SHOWER
THEN A NAP
I FLED FROM YOU
AND YOU TURNED ON ME
THE TRUE STORY IS NOT HOW YOU TELL IT

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BOTH EXTREMES @ ONCE
SOCIAL MEDIA SECURITY BENEFITS
GONE TROPPO
GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC
COME STAY WITH ME
MAKE IT BE
A MAN NEEDS A MAID
WHEN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN?
PRAYING HANDS

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WHAT MAKES ME A TROLL?
BECAUSE I TALK ABOUT
HOW GREAT I AM?
WHAT MAKES PPL H8 ME SO MUCH?
BECAUSE I TALK ABOUT
MY SWOLLEN EGO?
BUT I REALLY AM THAT GREAT
BULLY OR BE BULLIED

SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE
(AS IF U CARED)
AS IF U DARED TO CARE

I'VE DONE EXTENSIVE DATA RESEARCH
AND MY FINDINGS PROVE
THERE IS NOTHING

M-BIGUITY
#1 DADDY COOL
IT'S TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER
FREAK OUT OR FUCK OFF
CONJURE UP THOSE NOSTALGIC MEMORIES
OF DAYS GONE BY
DON'T DOG AROUND
LEAVE YR SILVER SPOON IN YR IVORY TOWER
KILL YR PARENTS - COME STONED
HE'LL BE FIRING OFF THE BIG ONES
BRING YR FAKE ID
SHOW SOME RESPECT, YOU SLIMEBALL

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DON'T SING ALONG
I DON'T LIKE YOUR REMIX
I WANNA LISTEN TO THE ORIGINAL VERSION
DON'T SING ALONG
THIS AIN'T KARAOKE
FOLLOW THE BOUNCING BALL
FOLLOW THE BOUNCING BALL
AIN'T NO HALF STEPPIN

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SWAT TEAM
WET DREAM
HOT TEA
GOT MEAN
NOT SEEN
RODNEY KING BISCUIT FLOUR HOUR

I'D BOOTLEG THAT SHIT
AND STREAM IT ON SPOTIFY!
LION'S SHARE OF THE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR THE HOSTILITY OF THE IMPASSE
7:30 SUNRISE EYES
METER READERS
EMPTY SCHOOL BUSES
COLD DEW ON THE DAWN
WAKE AND BAKE
STILL TOO HALF ASLEEP TO FEEL IT, TO KNOW IT
HE COOKING SUCH GROOVY SPAGHETTI

WHY BOTHER GOING ONLINE
TO SEE WHAT EVERYONE'S POSTING
IT'S ALL SO CLINICALLY DEPRESSING
MASKED IN DELIGHTFUL FASCINATION
AND YOU THINK *I'M* NASRCISSITIC!

WRECKLESS ERIC BAGOSSIAN
CLINICAL DEPRESSION

--

Did you capitalize each (first) letter because it's a song title
that you wrote or is it because you love capitalism?

--

YOU AGREE TO USE OUR COOKIES
I ATE AN APPLE YESTERDAY
IT WAS TOO OLD, JUICE DRIED UP

WHAT DO HILLARY AND BILL
SIT AROUND TALKING ABOUT?
WHY DOESN'T CHELSEA SECRETLY RECORD THEM?
I'D BOOTLEG THAT SHIT
AND STREAM IT ON SPOTIFY

DRANO - RUN THE TUB AGAIN
NOW + SECRET SONG BY MU33O
WRECKLESS ERIC CLAP HANDS WITH ROSIE

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ENGLITCH
THIS IS NOT LITERATURE
I'VE BEEN TRIPPIN' OUT WITH ALL MY
BEATLES RECORDS
THEY TAKE ME ELSEWHERE
FANTASTY - MUSIC SUPERVISOR

THEY TAKE ME ELSEWHERE
ACCORDING TO WHOM? (WIKIPEDIA ASKS)
YOU AGREE TO BAKE OUR COOKIES
FANTASTY FANTASY

MUSIC SUPERVISION
CIGARS, CIGARETTES, CIGARILLOS
ELVIS SMOKED CIGARILLOS
RARELY ACKNOWLEDGED

YOU THINK YOU'RE A MAN
DECIDELY LESS-THAN-SERIOUS
THIS AIN'T ROCK 'N ROLL, THIS IS LITERATURE
2-LITERATURE
I GOT ENOUGH TO DO ELSEWHERE

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WHY DO PEOPLE WRITE DOWN WORDS?
DO THEY THINK THEY'RE SO IGNORANT
THAT SOMEONE WILL NEED TO READ THEM?

JUST DON'T PICK UP THE PEN
LEAVE THE PAGE BLANK
BLANK

BLANKENSHIP CRUISE LINES
HOUSE WAYS AND MEANS COMMITTEE
PROTEIN ROUTINE
PRETEEN MAGAZINE FOLDOUT
RHEUMATIZ MEDICINE
BLANKENSHIP CARGO ANCHOR
LEAVE IT BLANK

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SLANDER MY NAME ALL OVER THE PLACE
I'MMA LOG IN ON TWITTER
AND SPEW FORTH
SO FOLLOWERS CAN FAVORITE & RETWEET
WITHIN SECONDS OF ME CLICKING SEND
PROVING WHAT, EXACTLY?

BOB CAROL TED AND ALICE
VERA CHUCK AND DAVE
HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE
CATASTROPHIC LANDFALL
NOW WAIT A MINUTE (I'LL BE GLAD TO)
MY UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE
IS
NOT YOURS

RUNNING BACKGROUND CHECKS
ON WRECKLESS ERIC'S IDLE COMPUTER
REFRESH
REPEAT
RUNNING BACKGROUND CHECKS
RUNNING BACKGROUND CHECKS
MOBILE APP'S FINAL LAP

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NEVER FOUND HAPPINESS
NOPE
STILL NEVER YET FOUND ME NO
HAPPY
NESS
CALL OFF THE RESCUE
SWITCH MISSION TO RECOVERY

I BEEN BITING HARD PAINFUL HOLES IN MY LIP

NOBODY LIKES MY NEW STUFF
EVERYBODY ACKNOWLEDGES MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS, BUT
WITHOUT TECHNOLOGICAL INTRUSION

SAVE R. STEVIE
PROGNOSIS GRIM
DAGUERROTYPE GUERILLA
WHOA - WISH I COULD
POLICY STATEMENT

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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
as in WHAT'S THE POINT?!!
SPOTILOFY
RHINODISK RIBOFLAVIN
EXTRA CURRICULAR
SHRIMP BASKET
ART OFFICIAL
GHOSTOWN IX IXNAY NETCOMCOM
EVERYBODY'S AN AUTHORITY ON THAT BUT ME
LET'S CHANGE ALL THAT.

HORSERADISH FRUIT PECTIN
WISHING YOU WELL
NOT REALLY
FOOL MOON
NAT'L RYKO ASSOCIATION
GEICODISK
DAN WEISS LIQUORS
I THOUGHT I MIGHT BE GOIN' TO JAIL
WHY DO SO FEW REACT?

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SONGS AND PICTURES OF THE FABULOUS
R. STEVIE MOORE
UH OH SPAGHETTIOS
QUADNERDS
5.1 SENSURROUND
LOOK! I SET UP 24 SEPARATE SPEAKERS
TO LISTEN TO MY MULTI-TRACKS 24T
24 ARMS TO HOLD YOU
24 FADERS FOR MY 12 BEST BUDS
LET'S PARTY MIX!
QUAD NERDS
AMBIENT DEDICATED BLURAY NERDS

SHE'S TOO HARSH FOR ME
GOOD CRACKER
KID'S PRAYER:
"IF I SHOULD DIE BEFORE I WAKE..."
HOW OFTEN DOES *THAT* HAPPEN?
HEY JUDE BULLDOG
HEY BULLDOG JUDE

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CAN YOU PARDON ME FOR A SECOND?
I GOTTA GO PASTE MY TEETH BACK IN
I BEEN TALKING TOO MUCH

INADVISABLE:
U CAN'T JUST SAY "WINTER 2015"
U MIGHT REALLY CONFUSE SOMEBODY -
THAT CAN MEAN DEC 2015 OR JAN 2016
BIG DIFF'ERNCE
WINTER IS IN 2 OPPOSITE PARTS OF ANY YEAR
THE FRONT, & THE BACK
THE START, & THE END
SAME WITH NIGHT
U CAN'T SAY, GOOD MORNING IT'S MIDNIGHT

AND YA DON'T STOP

DEC 31 SHOULD BE CALLED OLD YEAR'S END DAY
GOTTA USE THAT FORWARD SLASH - 
WINTER 2015/2016
TRANSITION

HERE'S TWO DOLLARS IN QUARTERS
SORRY ABOUT THE CHANGE
MY TIME IS EXPENSIVE.

-

I WISH U WERE MINE - OWNERSHIP
Y'KNOW, RENT... WITH THE OPTION TO BUY
WAIT - I GOT THAT BKWDS
I WISH I WAS YOURS - OWNERSHIP
Y'KNOW - LEASE... WITH THE OPTION TO BUY - 
AND LATER, RESELL - FOR A PROFIT

BOIL SOME WATER - TAP WATER
HOT TAP WATER? OR COLD?
MAKES ANY DIFFERENCE?
WHY, USE THE HOT, WHY NOT?
PREVENTS ANY UNNECESSARY WORK & EXPENSE
LESS TIME WASTED
NO TIME WASTED
SOME MIGHT SAY IT CHANGES THE FLAVOR THO

I YANKED A SINGLE HAIR OUTTA MY EAR
WHAT'S IT DOIN GROWIN' IN THERE?

COMET CLEANSER
MOTHER BETTY 1955

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ANTIOXYGEN
MIND & BODY DETERIORATION
@ AN ALARMING RATE
PULL THE PLUG, NURSE!
GOODBYE MOM

WORLD WAR FOUR
WORLD WORRY 4
GIRL WORRY 4
EYE SORE
EAR SORE
MOUTH SORE
WALKED IN THE DOOR...
WHAT'S THIS FOR?
THEY SHOOT WHORES, DON'T THEY?
WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS
WHEN THE LION ROARS
FOR MURRY W.
BRAZEN TEXT TO SPEECH
EMAIL FXO

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YOU DROPPED THE BALL
STORY OF MY LIFE
WHY HAVE I MET SO MANY
BALL-DROPPERS?

HONESTY
IS THE BEST POLICY
IS THE BEST INSURANCE POLICY POLICE
SHARP CHEDDAR CHEESE
NOT STRONG, NOT HEAVY
SHARP
EXTRA SHARP
LIKE A PNIFE
OR A MUSICAL NOTE

GEORGE MICHAEL
HOW EASILY WE FORGET
WORDED TO TRICK YOU
OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND
(READY OR NOT) HERE I COME (AGAIN)

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I GOTTA PAY THE RENT? TO TRENT?
THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT?
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN SENT

I LIVE IN A TENT
I'M A TENANT
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN SENT, THE RENT
I'M HIS TENT TENANT

BENT FROM GHENT
WE WENT - THROUGH THE AIR VENT
VENTILATION. JUST VENTING

SHANE FENTON & THE FENTONES
LADIES AND GENT ... TLEMEN
HOT TEA, FOR THE TILLERMAN
TEISCO AND KENT
IN THE PENTHOUSE

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BEING IGNORED = BEING H8ED
ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE

(MY BABY DIGS) GOURMET & GHETTO
(but NOT simultaneously)

BIOLOGIQUE
CHEESE & CRACKERS = THE BEST

PSEUDOSUICIDAL
DEPRESSED DESENSITIZED
A MOCK KILLING, JOKIN' AROUND
REST IN PEACE? IT'S A HOAX

CAN'T GET PAID
CAN'T GET LAID
CAN'T GET MADE
IN THE SHADE

HUNTER ELI ROBERT
(HER)
LOL SHOUTING
OF IT (IN 6/8)

--

STEVIE WONDERS
TRAUMA HEART
STATE TROOPER
NERF HERDER
ECONOMY PRICE
DON'T SPEND SO MUCH
QUALITY'S THE SAME
DO NOT ASK ME AGAIN
ALLERGIC TO LIFE
DOMESTIC DISPUTE
THE MYSTICAL DISPUTE
FORBIDDEN OR COMPULSORY
WHO SAID THIS WAS PROPER SONGWRITING?
"IN FULL CAMO, OBVI"
INSOMNIA AMNESIA

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PULL MYSELF AWAY
PILTDOWN MEN
GOTTA PULL MYSELF AWAY
GOTTA PULL MYSELF AWAY FROM YOU

DESTINY IDENTITY
LOST MY BATTLE (WITH __ )
IT'S WONDERFUL, RUN WITH IT
SIMPLY AWES M
I AM ... A BOX SET
BACKGROUND CHECKS
(I'M GOING TO) HOLD FORTH
TY SEGALL
= "FUZZ"
THERE'S ALWAYS WEED
WHEN NEEDED

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12-??-15
HER
TRAMGENDER
SST YOU DROPPED THE BALL
I SIT DOWN TO PEE
FEMINIST PHLEGM
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
NOT SAFE FOR WOMENS
SPOTILOFY
TRANS AM, TRANS AM NOT
BOY PERIOD
JAWS OF DEATH (LIFE?)
DRESSES AND RAPPER'S WORKBOOTS
TENT TENANT
ANAL AUTOTUNE
ANTIOXIGEN
PULL MYSELF AWAY
TRAUMA HEART
PSEUDOSUICIDAL
BIG TITS BIGGER BALLS
INTOLERANT DOLLAR BILL
NASHVILLE CUNT TREE
SHEMAIL.COM
K-MARRIAGE
DEC 2015

--

INSTA FAQ
FAQ
INSTASEARCH
D-FI CONVENTION
I MIGHT TRY
I MIGHT TRY
IS THERE LIFE ON LAURA MARS?
MAGEE HICKEY
TEACH POTTY SKILLS, W/ALL-AROUND PROTECTION
I'M BROKE ... I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD THIS PHONECALL
HAZY COSMIC JIVE
HEAVY-R.COM
MIND WARP PAVILLION
SENIOR CRITIC
DIVISION OF CORREC-TONE RECORDS
I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS IT
I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS IT
GET THE ENTIRE FUCK OUT OF HERE
TOO LATE NOW

--

K-LAMAR
PERIODIC TABLE
MULTI-INSTRUMENTALIST
doesn't mean anything anymore
YOU ALL BE THAT

GET A ROOM!
OFF-CENTER
PREVENTS HUNGER PANGS
ACCIDENTALLY DELIBERATE
DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE
ILLUSIONISTIC
GEORGE WINSTON
IN TRUTH
(IN REALITY)
FATIMA MANSIONS
I'LL SHUT UP.

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I WAS VARIOUSLY THOUGHT
TO BE TAKING AIM SQUARELY AT
____________. (your name here)

BRIEFLY A MEMBER OF AN EARLIER LINE-UP
WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE CALLED UPON
NITRATES FOR CHEST PAIN
I AM OVER IT. I AM SO OVER IT.
STAY AWAY FROM THE BUTTERFLY BALLOT (A.G.)
KEEP COLM
CRICKET MENACE
SUFFICE TO SAY
ADVICE TODAY
THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE
YOU (JUST) LOST THE GAME
SO THICK IT STANDS UP TO A STRAW
OVERALL VERDICT

--

COLD TURKEY SANDWICH
ELMER'S GLUTEN
THAT'S ALREADY BEEN TAKEN CARE OF!

SPONSORED LINKS
FLIP FLOP AND FLY
I DON'T CARE IF I DIE

LET'S MEET UP
LUNCH TABLE
GRADO
NOTHING BETTER THAN SOMETHING BETTER
EQ, COMPRESSION & GAIN
THE STRANGEST LIVING ATROCITIES
GETTING OLD IS KILLING ME
A PENCHANT FOR CURSING
NICOTINE CATHEDRAL

--

OSAMA SAY, WHAT IT DO?
RISE ROBOTS RISE
ZAREMBA @ SAM DAVIS HOTEL
JOHN R & HOSS ALLEN
PERRY FARRELL PERI FARRLE
FUCK ME PUMPS
ABC AFFILIATE
SEPIA SERIES
THE NEW ERA, THE DEL MOROCCO
A MATTRESS & A LIGHT BULB
RELEASED 2 SINGLES ON THE SAME DAY
MARK MARTIN
CBS AFFILIATE
IN THEATERS
NOW DOES THIS GUARANTEE
THAT I GET YOUR TAPES FOR FREE NOW?
BOOMER E. SIASSON
NBC AFFILIATE
COLORED SLAVES EVA GABOR
AFRO SHEEN

--

MY BRAINS HAVE GONE TO MY HEAD
MISE - EN - SCENE
APPLE SAUCE ON TOAST = POOR MAN'S PIE
JERICHO TURNPIKE
NEWSPEAK THOUGHTCRIME
CENTRAL FUSION MANDATE
BE NICE
BUY MY BOOK
PHOTOBUCKET
YEAH BUDDY!
FLICKR GRAM
96 kh 24-bit LOCALHOST
RITT MOMNEY
A MUSIC TEACHER MADE NO DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE
GLEAM IN YOUR EYE
WORD FRIEND(S)
$4.1 TRILLION BUDGET PROPOSAL
PRANK CANDIDATE
OLD MAN NAP TIME
DON'T TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER

--

Did You Capitalize Each (First) Letter Because It's A Song Title
That You Wrote Or Is It Because You Love Capitalism?

--

PHYLLIS J. DILLA
I NO LONGER HAVE A VOICE
I USE FINGERTIPS ONLY
WHO ARE U WEARING?
BOO BOO
AN UNHAPPY MUFFIN WHO DOESN'T CARE
NOT WANTING TO BREAK STRIDE
WHEN I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS,
I SEND IMAGES
BOO BOO
MOTORIK PROXY SERVER
METACRITIK
UGH THE WAY YOU DRESS IS GOALS
QUOTES.
U LISTEN TO ME, HEAR SOMETHING U HEARD B4?
QUOTES.
THE BEST OF WHAT'S NEXT
WATKINS.EDU
BOO BOO
JUST NOW

--

RACIST FASCISTS
NEW YORK HERALD TRIBUNE GOODS
CALL ME ON SHANIQUA'S PHONE
WHAT A NEW TEACHING! REALLY GREAT!
(AMAZING. I NEVER HEARD SUCH A TEACHING BEFORE)
BE MADE CLEAN
GLAD YOU ASKED THAT
I FOLLOW BACK
FAST & FURIOUS
MICKEY SPILLANE DEANER WEINER
HANDY MENDING A FUSE
WHEN YOUR LIGHTS HAVE GONE
EDWARD R. STEVIE MURROW
SMOKES TOM MOORE CIGARS
YOU AIN'T TRY
WHATTA SOUND

--

I REMEMBERED YOU WAS CONFLICTED
MISUSING YOUR INFLUENCE
SOMETIMES, I DID THE SAME
ABUSING MY POWER, FULL OF RESENTMENT
RESENTMENT THAT TURNED INTO A DEEP DEPRESSION

U MO BETTA WISE
A REAL CLASS ACT
THEREIN LIES THE RUB
RESIDENT ADVISOR
SOPHOMORIC AT BEST

TIM, THE CANDY BUTCHER JAZZ
OFFICERS OF DRAGOON GUARDS
EMERIL'S STEAK RUB
GOT MY GUITAR PICKS STUCK ON MY MIKE STAND BOOM
MY DOORWAY OF PERCEPTION
PIAPTK DEEP POCKETS
SERVER EXECUTION FAILED

--

LEAP YEAR, AFTER THE JUMP
ONE OF THESE DAYS
ONE OF US IS GONNA BE GONE
WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE
TO THE OTHER ONE
WIZARD OF OSMOSIS
A GIFT CERTIF
CAN I KICK IT?
SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
COUNTER-PROTESTOR
COUNTER TOP
LET'S TAKE A PEEK INSIDE
MY BABY'S GOT A
LOW GLYCEMIC SWEETENER
SEIZURES, STROKES,
BLACKOUTS & HEART ATTACKS
HEAD-ON COLLISIONS

--

UNLIMITED DOWNLOAD CODE
LOADCODE
THE BEGINNING IS NEAR
POSTS YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
PRESS CONFERENCE
FLEXING BICEPS
I BROUGHT YOU HOME
I JUST SAID HOME!
YE HOLE IN YE WALL
SITTING PRESIDENT
BRANIFF AIRLINES
722 BENDER'S FERRY RD. (BBARN)
FINAL STRAW

--

JUST ONE MORE MORNIN
I HAD TO WAKE UP WITH THE BLUES
PULL MYSELF OUT OF BED
PUT ON MY WALKIN SHOES
WENT UP ON THE MOUNTAIN
TO SEE WHAT I COULD SEE
WHOLE WORLD WAS FALLIN
RIGHT DOWN IN FRONT OF ME

CAUSE I'VE A HUNGER
FOR THE DREAMS I'LL NEVER SEE
HELP ME BABY
THIS WILL SURELY BE THE END OF STEVE

PULL MYSELF TOGETHER
PUT ON A NEW FACE
CLIMB DOWN OFF THE HILLTOP BB
AND GET BACK IN THE RACE
GOT TO RUN TO KEEP FROM HIDING
BOUND TO KEEP ON RIDIN
ONE MO SILVER DOLLAR
I DON'T OWN THE ROBE I'M WEARIN
AND THE ROBE GOES ON FOREVER

--

HEED HEDONISM
PURPLE AVALANCHE ROULETTE 69
PASSION FOR MY CRAFT
TEAM COVERAGE
WHAT CAN YOU TELL US?
AVOID ALL MOVEMENT
CONVERSION TICKET
PRIORITY OVERNIGHT
KICK ME HARD
BYTE ME, HARDER
KILOBYTE SIZE
GIGA
TERRA
DECREPIT
THE WEIRD IS NOT TO BE FEARED

--

TRANSISTOR GENDER RADIO
NSFL - NOT SAFE FOR LIFE
I'M THE FOUNDING FATHER
HENCE, THE BEARD
I. PUT CHEESE. ON EVERYTHING.
SMART BALANCE. ON EVERYTHING.
CONVENT
SLEEP MCDANIEL HANK SNOW BASSIST
JOHN HYATT REGENCY
TRANSVISION VAMP
MFW - MY FACE WHEN
TFW - THAT FEEL WHEN
MRW - MY REACTION WHEN
SUCH IS LIFE!

--

ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER
FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMP
R. STEVIE MOORE - TOPIC
IMBECILE (S), THE
PIGEONHOLE
STAUNCH
LAUNCH
PAUNCH
IMA TAKE YOU HOME
PASSPORT & SHOES
SEDATIVES, BOO
THE VANDERBILT HUSTLER
LARRY FLINT MICHIGAN
LGBTQ QUALLS
SCARLETT FOCUSRITE
LOOK! A HETERO!

--

IT WASN'T ABOUT BLENDING IN
IT WAS ABOUT STANDING OUT
ADULT ACHE
THAT'S RIGHT!
PRINTER FRIENDLY PAGE
DERIVATIVE DRIVEL
DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND MY CONTROL
REMOVING UNNECESSARY LINKS FROM
SINGLE WORDS IN WIKIPEDIA TEXT
(IN HIS OWN WRITE)
I'D LIKE TO READ THIS ON KINDLE
I WOULDN'T

--

POSTS YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
MINI-MASTERING
SPLIT LEVEL HOMES
COME COMFORT ME
MAMA DON'T ALLOW
WE DON'T CARE WHAT MAMA DON'T ALLOW
HAFTA EDIT THAT OUT
Q KLUX GLAM
KUBRICK KLUX GLAM
MUSICMAKER.ORG
FARFISA
SPLIT TAPE
TACITURN
SPLIT LEVEL TAPES
GENDER & GENRE
VOX CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST

--

BAGGY WOBBLE
REQUESTED ANONYMITY
SHAPING THE NARRATIVE
DANCE COMPANY
WE LOST OUR SHIRTS ON THAT ONE
I'M GONNA LICK MY WRIST &
WIPE MY HEAD WITH IT
PATHETICA
R U SLEEPING, BEOTHER JOHN?

--

GET WITH THE GODDAM PROGRAM
LOVE IS THE ANSWER
MUSIC IS THE QUESTION
LIFE GETS IN THE WAY
MARITAL INFIDELITY
LO-FI
ADULT TREE
SENIOR CITIZEN CHEAT
11th ARRONDISSEMENT
CLOTHES PIN NOSE CLIPS
CRYPTIC AND OPAQUE
THIS IS YOUR LAST FREE ARTICLE THIS MONTH
SPONGE PIE
JOB GROWTH
THIS MAY TAKE A MOMENT
THIS MAY TAKE MORE THAN ONE... MOMENT

---

I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
IMA START MAKIN' SHIT UP
(START?)
SERVICE CENTER
PLEASE BE IMPATIENT
GIT HERE NOW
FREEMIUM
CREATE A DEMAND, THEN SUPPLY IT

U KNOW I LOVE U MORE THAN I LOVE
MY CLAVINET
CLASSIC TRAGIC
MAKE IT BE, YOU'LL SEE
ALUMINUM UNPLUGGED IN
YELLOW SEA NEW ARRIVALS
U DA BOSS, DO AS THOU PLEASETH
THUNDER START, THUNDER STOP
ONE BUCKLE SHY OF A STRAIGHT JACKET

--

TALKING POINTS MEMO
NON-LIFE THREATENING
CHECKER CLUB
DIVOT
PIVOT
I AM YOU BIGGEST FAN
I M U
I'M IN U
CAPE FEAR RIVER
DO YOU ALL NOT HAVE LIVES?
PAID CONTENT
RADICALIZATION
ARGOSY MAGAZINE
TRACY OOHLMAN
ON YOUR WAY! YOU HEARD, ON YOUR WAY!
PERHAPS NOT PRECISELY
AS A REULT

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HOLY WEALTH
GROAN INDUCER
KISS KILL ME NOW
TIME LAPS
LABORATORY RATS
I THINK NOT
I MIGHT ADD
MOUSEOVER POPUPS
BUYOUTS
BASEBALL CAPITALISM
WEDGE
ED SHEERAN
THAR SHE BLOWS
RAGEGASM
MORE ABOUT WHICH SOON
INPATIENT WARD
I MIGHT SUBTRACT

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BEST'VE
MY BEMUSED DISMAY
MAGNET SCHOOL
EAR RESPONSIBILTY
EAR RESPONSIBLE
CHRISTINE DAVENPORT
FIASCO
NO SUCH LUCK
WIGGLE ROOM
TAG A USED
COMMENSURATE WITH ITS MAGNITUDE
JAMIROQUAI
IMAGE MAY CONTAIN: 2 PEOPLE
TREASURE TROVE
I can't keep track of how many compliments I have received
DESPITE MY WARNINGS
LAST KISS!

--

DUPLICATE, REPLICA
(UN)CHARACTERISTICALLY ECLECTIC
AUTHORITIES SAY, "WE'RE AUTHORITIES"
IMPLEMENTED IN PERL
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN
THE MAJESTIC R. STEVIE MOORE
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN
JIMMY FORTUNE
HORSLIPS
I'LL NEVER STEP FOOT IN
WEDNESDAY SERVICE
YOU'LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW, I AM MOVING
I JUST DID
IMPLEMENTED IN PERP
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN
COMPANY CHAMPLIN
YOU'LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW, WE ARE MOVING

--

(DON'T WALK IN THE
HELL'S KITCHEN AND GRILL
(DON'T WALK IN THE KITCHEN
-FLOOR'S STILL WET
CRUTCHES
STAUNCH FAN,
STAUNCH
SWEET SPOT
POSH CRISPS NO SALE
SECRETLY CANADIAN
JOHNCAGE&JOHNCALE&JOHNCAGE&JOHNCALE
JON CHILD
SWEARING AT MOTORISTS
PETER HAMMILL VS STEVE HILLAGE
KEEP CALMY KEPT
ROBERT STEVEN POLLARD MALKMUS GRAVES
SOUNDS OF HEARTS BREAKING

--

SOMETHING TO FALL BACK ON
THERE'S NO 2 WAYS ABOUT IT
UNCANNY
NO ACTION REQUIRED, INACTION ADMIRED
KEEP CRYING, AND I'LL
GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT
I CAN'T GROK IT
COCKS NOT CLOCKS
LONGINES
PARKING IN REAR
JUST KEEP ON CRYING, AND I'LL
GIVE YOU SOMETHING ELSE TO CRY ABOUT
DON'T DO THAT
THISVID.COM
NO 2 WAYS ABOUT IT

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MOTHERLESS CASH
NO LONGER WITH US
IN NO MOOD TO...
HARD PIVOT
NO SKILLZ
SAY GRACE
MIND THE GAP AFTER THE JUMP
TRY AGAIN
PARTICIPATION NATION

SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE
BEEN CHEATIN ON YOU AGAIN
GUILT WRITTEN ALL OVER HIS FACE
CHODE OR CHOAD
WHO LET YOU IN?
SHARPLES' SCRUPLES
TRY AGAIN
SYNTHIEF
HEATSEEKERS BUBBLING UNDER
ARMREST
TRY AGAIN

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MORE?
THAT'S MY NAME, DON'T WEAR IT OUT
SCHNITZEL & STRUDEL
TRENCHTOWN BENCHED
NO MINIMUM
MUSIC ... A PART OF ME
PROLAPSE
HE DOES IT AGAIN
TRY AGAIN
WHY IS THAT FUNNY?
1:59
DYNASTY
I COULD DEFINITELY BE PERSUADED
STARVING FOR ATTENTION, WHO KNEW!
I'VE NOTICED

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WREAKING HAVOC RUN AMOK
:bounce:
PENCE KAINE MATTHEW
DM ME IF U WANNA BUY A BEAT
YOU'RE A PRINCE AND A SCHOLAR
WITHIN REASON
TONS OF SNAGS
SNODGRASS BUILDING
AIN'T BE LYIN
THE ANGRY YOUNG THEM
CORPORATE ENTITY
MAKE RSTEVIEMOORE MY SEARCH ENGINE
WITHDRAW END RESULT
CAPE FEAR BATTLESHIP
TRIGGERING A DISPUTE
MAKE IT BE STIFF
MAKE IT BE WITCHED
MAKE IT BE FLAT
Election Chaos Fears Have Preppers Stockpiling Survival Food

--

TAKE ME TO THE SUBURBAN EMBASSY
PENNANT FEVER
EVIL CLOWN INVASION
RENO & SMILEY
WATCH ME SAY THE WRONG THING
THE SISTER KRYS FAN CLUB
THE HAPPY MUFFIN FAN CLUB
THE WHAT HO FAN CLUB
IN NO MOOD TO...
KUBRICK KLUX GLAM
SURVIVAL STRATEGYS

SEVERITY OF INJURIES
PETERS INTERNATIONAL
CHERRY SOURS
VOLLEY BALL
CHICKET BASKET BLOWS A GASKET
IF HE'S SO BAD,
IMPEACH HIM BEFORE HE EVEN GETS ELECTED
DON'T FORGET BREAD AND MILK
WINE AND CHEESE
RUN DMUCK
ALWAYS A PLEASURE
COLLOQUIAL CALISTHENICS
PENCILLED IN
BOOGIE DOWN PRODUCTIONS
BOOGIE ON REGGAE WOMAN
NOT A FAR CRY FROM...
KAINE & PENCE NONE THE RICHER
BREAKING AND ENTERING
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO STEAL
ANYTHING
DC OFFSET
THE NEW COLOSSUS
ABUNDANCE OF CAUTION
NOT LONG BEFORE...
YELLOW KUBRICK ROAD

--

I UNDERSTAND AND I WISH TO CONTINUE
I DO NOT WITH TO CONTINUE
SLIPSHOD
WE SEE YOU, AD BLOCKER
AMERICAN FLAG PIN
BENT OUT OF SHAPE
SNUFF GARRETT
CANDLELIGHT VIGIL
WHY ADD LYRICS? I DISLIKE TYPING.
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
WHAT?
THE MYSTERIOUS QUESTION MARK
THELONIUS MONK QUESTION MARK
DELIRIOUS
NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED
IF ANY STILL EXISTS
SHAGGS VIEWS 13,728 10-1-16
MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW BUSINESS ACUMEN

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CLASS ACT
#DARKMATTERLIVES
MY EMPHASIS IN CAPS
OVERT ENTHUSIASMS BORDERING ON HYPERBOLE
I IMPLORE YOU
ONLY PLACE TO GET A DECENT MEAL
AT THIS HOUR
FATHER BOB 1 MOTHERSBAUGH
MOTHER BETTY & THE LUMBERJANES
I WON'T BUDGE
@ BETTY'S GRILL
CONSTANTLY LEARNING FROM MY JOURNEY
I MOVED UP HERE FOR THIS?
CHILL
UNAMERICANA

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WAY TOO MANY
MEDIOCRE SINGER/SONGWRITERS
STANDING IN THE WAY OF
CREATIVE MUSICAL ARTISTS
NEED A BULLDOZER

PACIFIC PALISADES CONSTITUENCY
PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE
TIP JAR
MELVIN G SHIN
TRADING POST
I'M NOT DRUNK. IT'S DEMENTIA!

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MY STORY IS SO BOGUS, THAT
NO BIOGRAPHERS CAN GET IT RIGHT
I'LL ALERT THE MEDIA
CAPTION CONTESTS
YOU MADE ME MISTREAT MY ONLY CHILD
WOULD THAT I COULD ...
ROGER, OVER
FAKE TRUE STEREO
FOLDDOWN MONO HYBRIDS
WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
STRIP TEASE PRICK TEASE
ACCORDING TO WHOM?
BOOM BOOM, OUT GO THE LIGHTS

--

UNPACKING DATA
FAIRGROUNDS COLISEUM
BACKLINE SOUNDMAN
HAVLICEK
KNIFE SHOP
PLEASE SELECT A LANGUAGE
HA!
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING?
SANJAY GUPTA
COLD OPEN
WE COULDN'T COMPLETE THE UPDATES
UNDOING CHANGES
DON'T TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER
NO SIGNAL DETECTED
JACK KENNEDY DIED ON THE ROAD
DID YOU CAPITALIZE EACH (FIRST) LETTER BECAUSE IT'S A SONG TITLE
THAT YOU WROTE OR IS IT BECAUSE YOU LOVE CAPITALISM?
TALKIN' MONTCLAIR POST OFFICE MASSACRE DISASTER BLUES
NOT SHOUTING, EMPHASIS
MINE
NOT YOURS
RUN ALONG NOW!


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